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Posts by trippymindfuk

  1. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Gotta say I'm not feeling the work thing today, why can't I get crazy, disability money? I think I'm pretty crazy enough....

    Fun fact Johnny Paycheck is from the same little dumbass town in Ohio my grandma moved to before she died, Greenfield, that's their claim to fame I guess.

  2. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I've heard that they recently reduced the amount of propylhexadrine in the inhalers by half. Haven't done it in probably 10 years but when I used to do it I'd let the cotton soak in a small amount of lemon juice, squeeze it out really well and take a shot. The lavender tastes horrendous but damn that shit would get me geetered.
  3. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Why that's the nicest thing I've heard all day! How sweet!
  4. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks imagine having all that in your copy/pasta 24/7

    LULZ

    That's my thought, wtf were you looking up to amass so much, I don't even know what the word is, fucked upness I guess...
  5. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry Yea I don’t understand why they don’t know guys like me exist who never had a daughter and want to meet one girl who has daddy issues and we don’t even need to have sex just spend time together fluke dads and sightseers to both feel the need fulfilled or get it out of our system like cuddle and watch movies only and talk and go on walks or hikes together.

    You say you just want a girl to cuddle with but in another post you'll be talking about wanting a girl to lick your ass or watching a girl fuck a German shepherd so you can't act like what you want is some kind of innocent intimacy with a girl you shouldn't be anywhere around. Who knows what kind of degenerate stuff you really want to do because we hear what you do want to do. Leave those girls alone!
  6. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I think bumper stickers would probably be the best way to possibly get this place some more followers. Most people would be put of by the racism, spammed assorted disgustingness, how big of assholes most of our username is but there's a specific demographic that would love this place. Do it for them!
  7. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Having a female best friend that you have sex with occasionally is not the worst thing in the world as long as nobody catches a disproportionate amount of feelings. It should be an activity just like helping a friend move furniture. You fuck, you eat her out, you nut in her, and then you watch always sunny or play video games or talk about weird shit from your childhood. Youre a sounding board for the things going on in each others lives. And i feel like once youve been inside someone, you can be more honest and direct. Ive still been invited to their weddings and stuff.

    See I'd kill for a relationship like this right now, just hang out, smash, maybe burn one together and have your fun together. Definitely underrated as far as types of relationships go.
  8. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Do you think there's guys out there that would want to be friends with a girl to do fun stuff with instead of it being some emotional support thing or they trying to hit on you?

    I'm sure it's possible but it's usually not the norm tbh
  9. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    My mom has been gone a while so today is just depressing for the most part but it'll be alright. If there's any mom's on here then Happy Mother's Day! God the thought of there being mother's on here is kind of scary for some reason....
  10. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I've definitely had close female friends. Slept with some, most I've remained good friends with my whole life. Anyone that tries to say a man and woman can't be "just friends"is telling you lies. Depending on the situation and the friendship, I may still try to sleep with you though, nothing wrong with that either.
  11. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I've tried it, not the belt technique but like someone else said that's something that is not as good solo as with someone else. Ain't nothing like choking her though, especially when she's been bitching at you all day. Sexually gratified violence (consensual of course) is pretty fun though.
  12. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I would say the perfect couch to crash out on with a beer on your belly but I'm pretty sure you don't drink so just change that with a thing of nachos
  13. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley y u know any horny 20 year old women?

    Right? Where they at? 20 is old enough to get it, she's of age so who the fuck should care? I definitely wouldn't want to date a 20 year old woman though, just smash I reckon
  14. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't then why would I say I am

  15. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy the one you quoted from kinks; video he borrowed the concept from the R&B band Slave's album cover. but so did Van Halen.

    "WHY DONT YOU SLIDE"


    I always thought that whole album was like a tribute to Rick James basically
  16. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Sitting here trying to get motivated for work. I'm bout to dose my Crouton, eat me a THC gummy and head out I guess. Hope my space homies have a great day tho.
  17. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks

    YEAH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWWWWW

    ODB was my dude! Obviously, if you can't tell lmao

  18. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Iron Ree What ever happened to just closing your eyes and thinking about a nice pair of tits

    That's always been good enough for me but replace tits for a pretty looking pussy
  19. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Pocket sand is an effective self defense mechanism
  20. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry you are worthless scum living off taxpayer money and a gay faggit that should not be born much less aborted, puto bitch faggit.

    Bradley might be gay but he's aight in my book, but I really don't think you have any room to speak ill of anyone else. You might want to reflect on your own life before you judge anyone else.
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