Posts by trippymindfuk

1. 2018-05-22 at 3:18 AM UTC in My farts are smelling exceptional tonight
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala First time anal…yeah right lol

   
   I know right, that crevice has probably been heavily spelunked
2. 2018-05-22 at 3:14 AM UTC in My farts are smelling exceptional tonight
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   https://www.pornpics.com/galleries/first-timer-alana-summers-gets-fucked-in-the-ass-for-the-first-ime/
   
   Not mine but much cuter. IDK how to embed 😞
3. 2018-05-22 at 2:59 AM UTC in What time is it currently
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   It's almost time to cry/masturbate
4. 2018-05-22 at 2:55 AM UTC in My farts are smelling exceptional tonight
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock post pics of asshole

   
   You will be disappoint
5. 2018-05-22 at 2:55 AM UTC in My farts are smelling exceptional tonight
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by A College Professor ill be the judge of that

   
   It's Panda Express farts, if that helps
6. 2018-05-22 at 2:38 AM UTC in My farts are smelling exceptional tonight
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Do you think my roommates will appreciate them as much as I do?
7. 2018-05-22 at 12:15 AM UTC in Top Tier Drugs
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mso8 the best drug in the world is love and friendship
   
   
   
   also heroin

   
   Heroin if top notch is by far the best....right after LSD
8. 2018-05-21 at 6:23 PM UTC in What are currently sitting on?
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   My ass
9. 2018-05-20 at 11:47 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   Gravediggaz Killing Fields https://youtu.be/uPIIFr6hpXY
10. 2018-05-19 at 8:03 PM UTC in How are you celebrating the Royal wedding
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I masturbated furiously this morning, does that count as celebrating?
11. 2018-05-19 at 4:06 PM UTC in Ive got 4 bitches deez days...
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung And once I start fucking your girlfriend that'll make five.

    
    My girlfriend is my hand so it's not gonna be that fun....
12. 2018-05-19 at 4 PM UTC in Why the hell would you wanna get like this ? It can't be fun and you don't remember anything. Wtf.
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Why wouldn't you want to get on dat level
13. 2018-05-17 at 1:38 PM UTC in What Nickeledoeon show would you have wanted to be on?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Archer513 You can’t do that on television
    
    I’d be finger bangin alanis morrissette
    
    She’d write a song about me 🤠

    
    I wanted to be on Clarissa Explains It All cuz I wanted to fuckin her. I'd be that neighbor that would come in through the window but I would've be plowing her...
14. 2018-05-17 at 1:35 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Cigarettes, an energy drink, a whatchamacallit candy bar
15. 2018-05-17 at 6:14 AM UTC in What are you craving...
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Definitely some vagina and maybe a little butthole to slide into
16. 2018-03-05 at 2:41 PM UTC in What are some underrated movies?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Undertow
    Killer Joe
17. 2018-01-29 at 8:55 PM UTC in every time your gf isn't with you, just assume she's fucking some other guy
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enter then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only giving blowjobs
    
    you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway
    
    ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

    
    This is top notch advice
18. 2017-11-15 at 6:38 PM UTC in What are your top 5 favourite drugs?
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    5. Nicotine
    4. Heroin
    3. Cocaine
    2. Cannabis
    1. LSD
19. 2017-10-30 at 11:38 AM UTC in Read my poetry and say you fucking like it.
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    It's fucking grade a
20. 2017-10-24 at 4:59 AM UTC in As the temperature drops, you'll need to microwave your tenders a bit longer,
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Prefer my tenders chewy and half frozen