Posts by ACAB

1. 2016-09-16 at 12:22 PM UTC in Is "God" able to leave or take physical matter from Earth?
   ACAB Houston
   He also put his God cum in and over Mary's vagina as he ghost fucked her.
2. 2016-09-16 at 12:21 PM UTC in Is "God" able to leave or take physical matter from Earth?
   ACAB Houston
   Only the jedis. God only helps the jedis.
3. 2016-09-16 at 12:17 PM UTC in Have you ever been stark staring mad?
   ACAB Houston
   PS: Give me 100 rapes in prison if you want. Once you've fucked a dude's hairy ass bent over a bunk bed you kinda get a taste for it so yea, I'll rape a motherfucker before I kill myself with soda.
4. 2016-09-16 at 12:10 PM UTC in Sometimes I feel bad that I don't talk to my parents.
   ACAB Houston
   Parental influence gets overrated but there is no question you broke the toaster, Spectral. You probably shaked it too hard to hear what's inside.
5. 2016-09-16 at 12:02 PM UTC in Have you ever been stark staring mad?
   ACAB Houston
   I think that's my default setting.
6. 2016-09-15 at 7:42 PM UTC in the first thing u smoked from
   ACAB Houston
   ZONK!
7. 2016-09-15 at 7:40 PM UTC in the first thing u smoked from
   ACAB Houston
   I think I'm immune to Benzo fuck ups. Well, at least I don't remember any.
8. 2016-09-15 at 7:37 PM UTC in Kill me
   ACAB Houston
   We'll figure it out somehow.
9. 2016-09-15 at 7:34 PM UTC in Too many threads
   ACAB Houston
   Yea, I have to shitpost it all out.
10. 2016-09-15 at 7:30 PM UTC in Perfect song about me
    ACAB Houston
11. 2016-09-15 at 7:28 PM UTC in Perfect song about me
    ACAB Houston
12. 2016-09-15 at 7:15 PM UTC in Perfect song about me
    ACAB Houston
    This song literally describes my youth.
    
    
13. 2016-09-15 at 7:13 PM UTC in Perfect song about me
    ACAB Houston
    Ill Bill and Necro are among the only jedis I'd spare. They describe my life so perfectly. RIP Uncle Howie.
14. 2016-09-15 at 7:09 PM UTC in Perfect song about me
    ACAB Houston
15. 2016-09-15 at 7:02 PM UTC in Kill me
    ACAB Houston
    I'll eat you soul.
16. 2016-09-15 at 6:44 PM UTC in the first thing u smoked from
    ACAB Houston
    One of my buddies who is wearing glasses burned his eyelids smoking an apple pipe. It's still a mystery how that happened.
    
    First thing I smoked was a joint of leaves when I was 11. The next day I started smoking glass bongs and never looked back.
17. 2016-09-15 at 6:34 PM UTC in my intelligence allows me to be a fucking weirdo
    ACAB Houston
    This thread is funny because I used to think the same. It kinda worked, too. Then everything collapsed and boy oh boy did life teach me a lesson there.
    
    OP is a faggot.
18. 2016-09-15 at 6:23 PM UTC in Too many threads
    ACAB Houston
    No, sucking countless cocks taught you very well to not use your teeth when gulping down long objects so my asshole is fine. Thanks for asking.
    
    Protip: You can't win against me so stop while you can. I'll murder you.
19. 2016-09-15 at 6:18 PM UTC in Hidden figures
    ACAB Houston

    ^its just you guys cherry pick what you choose to believe. This isn't even a conspiracy theory its something that actually happened. Just study it up.

    That's rich coming from the idiot that picks rotten cherries exclusively. You are no doubt the dumbest person I know. You get your whole worldview from idiotic Youtube videos by schizophrenic nutcases.
    
    Just shut the fuck up, Doug.
20. 2016-09-15 at 6:10 PM UTC in Too many threads
    ACAB Houston
    You can see my asshole when I shit down your throat, faggot. Who allowed you to post in my threads, huh?
    
    Don't answer, I feel a fat turd coming and I don't want you to make a mess.