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Posts by ACAB

  1. ACAB Houston
    He's a funny, dude.

    One time he said that if we would meet his eyes would be the first eyes I could not see any fear in. Then I imagined myself stepping out of a train with my luggage and some flowers like in the movies and instead of running towards me so I can pick him up and swing around after I dropped my stuff, he's just standing there. Frozen. Deer in the headlights. 200bpm heartrate that goes up with every step I take towards him until I stand infront of him with a big ass smile and my arms stretched out for a good ol bear hug that's coming his way.

    Can you imagine the ocean of sheer terror I'd see in his eyes? Haha. That hug would change your life, bro. Don't be scared.
  2. ACAB Houston
    "We all gonna die soon because of internet jokes"

    "AUTISM"

  3. ACAB Houston
    It was God. OP was merely a vessel for him to create greatness. Allahu Akbar.
  4. ACAB Houston
    I know, that was the joke but it makes great sense. Think about it.
  5. ACAB Houston
    I know Lanny is too much of a socialist commie to put a Swastika as Thanks button icon (just imagine how cool that would be on our site called Niggasin.space full of mongoloids ) but can we maybe put that frog on there?

    Never forget, Never forgive is the only relevant meme. Let's, like, not let them shit all over us, ok?
  6. ACAB Houston
    He owes me a crate of Codeine. Plus, he actually makes serious posts.

    Lione strong.
  7. ACAB Houston
    just spray fentanyl solution on lawn clippings and call it Crouton, nobody will know the difference.
    I'd actually prefer that over Crouton.
  8. ACAB Houston
    This might be the funniest thread of all time.

    For once we have a topic that is worth of discussion because it's about censorship of a fucking meme. An internet frog gets put on par with the Swastika, a symbol you get punished by law in my country when you wear it or put it on anything and you are all like "Let's rather be retarded assholes and argue semantics" *SMH*

    Funny, though.

    This is the first step in a direction that will fill all those FEMA camps with memesters and shitposters like us and you know what, y'all deserve it.

    *wipes tears of laughter out of eyes and starts crying"
  9. ACAB Houston
    what kinda pasta. I had some michael angelos lasagna earlier with my cat.
    Rigatoni Alforno.
  10. ACAB Houston
    Yea, fuck. Don't waste my fucking time with this shit. Just a rob a nigger. What's he gonna do?
  11. ACAB Houston
    You should definitely ask him where he buys his shirts.

    Oh man, that set of pics where he was wearing what looked like a woman's blouse.
    You cuck me again, boy. I'll slap the shit out of you.
  12. ACAB Houston
    Just skimmed it. Bring some calibrated weights and if his scale is fixed you stab him in the throat.
  13. ACAB Houston
    I'll read this thread and give a definitive answer to all your questions tomorrow.
  14. ACAB Houston
    Captain ACAB would've been shitloads cooler.
  15. ACAB Houston
    You cause me to have giant shits.
  16. ACAB Houston
    Caught me off-guard with the Unwyred reference in the end.
  17. ACAB Houston
    Where to start with that lyrics, though?.

    He's a roooofer. He's a drummer.
    totse loooooser. What a bummer.

    25 years and it's still the same rant. Aliens put a dick in his pineal gland.

    That's all I got so far.
  18. ACAB Houston
    You're supposed to do all kinds of shit like open the window and whatever. Pffff....
  19. ACAB Houston
    I honestly don't give a shit about Raid anymore. I like the smell and the hot tingle it makes on your skin and the numbing effect. I'll spray some right the fuck now.
  20. ACAB Houston
    Yea, you have to spread your seed far across the land.
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