Sometimes I feel bad that I don't talk to my parents.

1. 2016-09-15 at 3:15 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I feel like they'll be gone one day and I'll regret not spending time with them when I could.
   
   But then I actually talk to them and they think I'm a fuckin' retard, and call me a weird shit, etc.
   
   It fuckin sucks. I act the same way around them as I do around everyone else, too. So they basically just hate me as a person lel.
2. 2016-09-15 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They say it angrily btw, not jokingly. Like "grr, fuck off you fuckin' retard".
   
   :(
3. 2016-09-15 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Are you a shitty child or are they shitty parents? Or is it both?
4. 2016-09-15 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Sounds like you have a loving family...
   
   Why do they think you're a weird person?
5. 2016-09-15 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Are you a shitty child or are they shitty parents? Or is it both?

   
   
   both, but to be fair they raised me... so I'm shitty for a reason.
   
   I can't make jokes around them, and that's who I am. That's the worst fuckin' part. I have to be careful about everything I say, and make sure I say nothing jokey at all. Like I was sick one day and I needed a ride to the doctor, and I said "you wont even drive your dying son to the doctor?" which is obviously a fuckin joke... then they started calling me a wimp, a pussy, etc. Like jesus fucking christ.
6. 2016-09-15 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #6
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Maybe your parents are right that you're a whimpers. I rarely hang with my parents
7. 2016-09-15 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   They say it angrily btw, not jokingly. Like "grr, fuck off you fuckin' retard".
   
   :(

   
   tbh, as an american, that sounds like normal aussie banter (?)
8. 2016-09-15 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I smoke weed with my parents.
9. 2016-09-15 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #9
   Stonesword Yung Blood
   Just give them some pot brownies laced with X. Then they will chill out. And love you.
10. 2016-09-15 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #10
    ACAB Houston
    They sound like assholes. Give your father a beating so he knows his place and just completely ignore your mother. That's what I would do.
11. 2016-09-16 at 12:33 AM UTC

    #11
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The parents can do everything perfectly right and still come out with a loser. That's why they get so resentful and hurtful. They wasted 25+ years of their fucking life! Just imagine if that happened to you! It's like putting $1,000 in the bank, waiting 25 years for the interest to accumulate, then being told you are only owed $9.99 and the rest got lost somewhere, but they don;t know where. I WANT MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOOOWWWW!!
12. 2016-09-16 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    The parents can do everything perfectly right and still come out with a loser. That's why they get so resentful and hurtful. They wasted 25+ years of their fucking life! Just imagine if that happened to you! It's like putting $1,000 in the bank, waiting 25 years for the interest to accumulate, then being told you are only owed $9.99 and the rest got lost somewhere, but they don;t know where. I WANT MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOOOWWWW!!

    
    Guess they should have thought about that before they had children now shouldn't they? At the end of the day it's their fault either by virtue of being shitty parents, or by putting you on the world in the first place.
13. 2016-09-16 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #13
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's like.... on Christmas morning. Everyone is gathered round the tree in the living room. Everyone has one present. Everyone opens their and is thrilled and satisfied, but you open yours and it's a broken toaster with the push handle busted off. You don't say anything, because you don't want to spoil it for everyone else, but deep down inside, you're seething, feeling worthless, feeling like a failure. And it's all because you just HAD to be the one who got the broken kid.
14. 2016-09-16 at 12:10 PM UTC

    #14
    ACAB Houston
    Parental influence gets overrated but there is no question you broke the toaster, Spectral. You probably shaked it too hard to hear what's inside.
15. 2016-09-16 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #15
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Parental influence gets overrated but there is no question you broke the toaster, Spectral. You probably shaked it too hard to hear what's inside.

    
    That didn't even scare me.