First of all we have to change the meaning of the W to Whores because those faggots aren't Warriors. My grandfather walked back home from Russia and ate frozen horse corpses to survive. He was a warrior.
I dunno, mang. I feel like everyone outside of the underworld is trying to one up eachother with political corectness and "liberal" opinions or "They took our jerps we need more guns" idiocy.
I hang with people who care about the purity of Cocaine batches and not getting locked up. That kinda solves a lot of the faggotry we all have to endure every day. Just avoid normal people.
2016-09-23 at 7:17 PM UTC
in
Got teased by Loli today
Ok, guys.....
It happened again. This time I didn't engage at all, though because the girl was way too young. I'm not making this up. I guess she was around 8 or 9, hard to tell. Anyway, that girl was shopping with her parents, some Pakistanis and as she noticed me she tried to be around me all the time and didn't get her eyes of off me. She kept coming over and there are piles of carepets, y'know and she she laid down on them. Ok, kids do that all the time, no biggie. This one laid one her back with her ass to me, I stand up do some work and as I come back she really gave me the eyes. Like, it wasn't even funny.
I get back behind my desk and she she lays down on her back on a big pile of carpets infront of me so she's all stretched out, belly button showing, and then she lifts her head up and stares at me. What the fuck?
I'm not trying to attract them. Like, what's going on? I'm a big bad motherfucker with a beard and big arms. I'm attractive to grown women but this is getting weird.
I'm not Team-Pedo, by the way you fucking assholes. Get a grip.
I like the humor in this thread. It's different than our usual dick joke, dead baby kinda style
So, I just read the thread and I'm very entertained. 10/10.
I also feel like this is directed at me for some reason and I want to apologoize. I'm just a force of nature and I love combat-foruming. The pissing matches I have with Obbe, Psycho or had with with Iron John and Infinityshit are just a hobby of mine I'd appreciate the freedom to continue having them without offending you so we'll have to figure this out somehow.
I'd say Mexican knife fight to the death. I'll fuck you up.
I can almost certainly guarantee you that if you are reading this sentence right now I hate you and wish you were dead.
I'd take you to a club, drop acid and Es, do some keta and speed. I would never step on a dance floor, though. We would also most likely end up in a zoo stealing penguins or some shit.
Fuck clubs.
2016-09-21 at 6:58 AM UTC
in
Got teased by Loli today
Also, just for the record. Her chest was flat but she had a bubble butt deluxe. Carry on.
2016-09-20 at 7:30 PM UTC
in
Got teased by Loli today
13 is a guess. I didn't look at her ID for fucks sake. It's a guess I can live with, y'know. Maybe she was younger or older but I honestly don't give a shit. I just know I fell in love and my dick is still fluffed up hours later. Could you please stop ruining the moment with your terminolgay semantics?
2016-09-20 at 7:18 PM UTC
in
Got teased by Loli today
She was flatter than Holland, brother. Just stop.
Fuck you, Malice. Just sayn.
2016-09-20 at 7:08 PM UTC
in
Got teased by Loli today
I also saw a towelhead lady with the most amazing deep dark blue eyes you can imagine. Early 20's, pretty cute but her eyes were insane. Like, when you "Create-A-Player" and you over do it and think, "nah, that's too much" but it looked great.
She had her man with her who was a cool dude and I look into peoples' souls straight up so I felt kinda weird looking at her.
2016-09-20 at 7:01 PM UTC
in
Got teased by Loli today
So, yea... I work in this furniture store and today I sold some carpets and there was this absolutely gorgeous maybe 13 year old girl and I walked up to her and jokingly asked her with a smile if she wants to buy a carpet. They are all retarded expensive so it was a cute joke and her reaction, beautiful smile and voice made my heart melt.
Then I asked her if she maybe wants something else pointing at the other stuff and she tiled her head to the side and said no and then bit her lower lip. I told her if she changes her mind I'll be right here and she giggled. Her older sister, also totally fuckable and her mother walked by so she joined them and then...
as she walked away she pulled up her black tight yoga pants all the way up and adjusted her sweater so I could see a part of her back and her slim figure. Hard to explain but it wasn't a coincidence because she kept turning around, looking for me and I'm not gonna lie my head turned every time I saw her except the last time we walked by eachother where I consciously looked in another direction because, fuck. I should've just soaked it all in.
She was wearing those black pants and a grey sweater. She had dark brown hair and blue eyes. I'm usually a sucker for blonde girls a couple years older but she was just mind boggling. I can't put it into words but I think I never made a post this long so yea..
I'm about to cry because I'll never see her again and even if I would I couldn't creep on her. Probably.....
Kudos Semi, by the way. Sounds like you're doing good.
I just remembered the snakebite thing. That was/is fuckinng hilarious. Hahaha... rembering that made my day, guys. Fuck.
2016-09-16 at 12:28 PM UTC
in
Hi
I can smoke you like my before-shit-bonghit, kid.
Nothing in your post made me have any sort of reaction other than a slight bit of boredom and the huge urge to kick your teeth in but that's normal.
I am RisiR.
