Posts by ACAB

1. 2016-09-04 at 5:20 PM UTC in I should have called myself Captain ACAB
   ACAB Houston
   Yo.... that's called a rimshot?! I knever knew that.
   
   Here's an interesting quote from Wikipedia that fits the situation quite well, Obbe.
   
   

   Both Ahab and Ishmael are fascinated by the whale, but whereas Ahab perceives him exclusively as evil, Ishmael keeps an open mind. Ahab has a static world view, blind to new information, but Ishmael's world view is constantly in flux as new insights and realizations occur. "And flux in turn … is the chief characteristic of Ishmael himself."

   
   
2. 2016-09-04 at 5:09 PM UTC in Getting people hooked on bathsalts
   ACAB Houston
   Embed you shitnigger.
   
   "Bathsalts" is also my most hated drug-propaganda term. I fucking hate it.
   
   The thing with Pyrovalerones ala MDPV, a-PVP is that they have to be administered regulary over some (short) period of time to induce true psychotic states so if you want to create your own sex slave maniac you need some stash and a save location because they gonna lose their shit in a not sexy manner quite often as well.
   
   I'd recommend Scopolamine for some true voodoo doll fuck slave action but it's quite hard to dose so you might need a few more subjects.
3. 2016-09-04 at 4:55 PM UTC in teach me about love niggas
   ACAB Houston

   Love is a weakness, but that's the way it is supposed to be, and that is its strength.

   Hahahaha.. that might be among the dumbest things you've ever said, old man.
4. 2016-09-04 at 4:51 PM UTC in How do you feel if a girl calls you daddy during sex?
   ACAB Houston
   I'm surprised she can speak after such a heavy dose but I keep the rag on bedside, no problem.
   
   If I was a girl I'd use the phrase mid-sex myself "Oh yea, call me daddy!" Haha. See how it makes you feel then you know what's up.
5. 2016-09-04 at 4:39 PM UTC in I wish I was a vampire.
   ACAB Houston
   Why? The only cool thing about them is that they can turn into animals.
   
   I get the appeal for superpowers but having them related to a power source (blood) that is only aquirable (it isn't) by biting people and therfore giving your superpowers to them as well seems counterproductive.
   
   I'd rather be immune to critique like Bill Krozby. Just not a care in the world and somehow no need to. I don't even...
6. 2016-09-04 at 4:25 PM UTC in I should have called myself Captain ACAB
   ACAB Houston
   Well, fuck me. Now it's too late.
7. 2016-09-04 at 4:19 PM UTC in Panny has the best youtube channel.
   ACAB Houston
   Fuck a ferm, nigga. NIS is where it's at. RIP totse2 disgustoids, we piss in your graves.
8. 2016-09-04 at 4:11 PM UTC in Lanny, why did you pretend to be a girl for so long?
   ACAB Houston

   Not particularly, and while it is entrapment and i don't consider that to be a good thing. If you're stupid and careless like most of the people on that show you have a big hand in your own misfortune and my pity for someone is directly correlated to their amount of culpability.

   They are mentally retarded victims getting exploited by the media for our sick entertainment. Look at the pedos in that show and tell me they aren't retards and how you are so much smarter.
9. 2016-09-04 at 4:04 PM UTC in Women are fucking stupid.
   ACAB Houston
   Yes, females rule the genetic selection among higher primates (that actually led to humans having the biggest penises compared to body size among primates). Males just want to spread their seed, if there is a genetic cripple (define that how you want, I use stupidity as a good meassure) it doesn't really affect my will to stick my dick in that cripple because I'm not forced to carry the spawn for 9 months and give birth to it and then care for it until it leaves me, old and used (haha). I just keep on dickslinging, pumping my juice in every hole because why not? This is nature, homie.
   
   Females don't role like that. The song "Girls just wanna have fun" is a lie. They want to breed and all that family mambo jambo. Possibly with the best genetic mate but as with everything they are highly flawed creatures so instead of expecting perfection of their choices you should exploit their lack of judgment and get your dick wet.
10. 2016-09-04 at 3:48 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
    ACAB Houston
    Massive campaign but I never got to vote for him so that pissed me off.
11. 2016-09-04 at 3:32 PM UTC in What movie or TV character have you felt the most sympathy for?
    ACAB Houston
    Bart
    Roger from American Dad
    Captain Hero from Drawn Together
    The Janitor from Scrubs
    
    Raphael in the first TNMT movie. Michael Jordan in Space Jam.
12. 2016-09-04 at 3:24 PM UTC in I'm retiring
    ACAB Houston
    Why?
13. 2016-09-04 at 3:24 PM UTC in I'm retiring
    ACAB Houston
    Are you fucking kidding me, Avatar. FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU. YOURE NOT EVEN MY REAL DAD!