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Posts by Helladamnleet

  1. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock it isn't always volume / quantity.

    a bowl of chicken and rice that would be a full meal for me has only a few hundred calories but that same volume of feta cheese and oil could be almost 2,000.

    I was more shocked because at that time I'd sleep until 3:45, get high, eat 1/4 box of cereal, start slamming energy drinks, go get my kids, eat cupcakes with them for an hour, have supper that was usually meat and potatoes, have desert, go to work, have more cupcakes on first break, have two large sandwiches on second break, eat a bag of chips on 3rd break, then eat another bag of chips and drink a 64oz soda on the way home from work, then eat breakfast with my wife and kids when I got hom.
  2. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Fuckin bitches man, I swear.

    You find some kind of interesting videos, Bill Krozby.
  3. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    I went to a comicon once and it was actually pretty chill. Smoked weed and played D&D with some nerds, then got drunk and played Halo in this suit with 4 xboxes all linked together. Shit was tight.
  4. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    (banned)

    Fucking lol
  5. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by aldra lol, genetically higher income

    Not to mention genealogists study family history.
  6. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by mashlehash I shoved a bath tub jet up my anus once.

    what nigger

    It's just water. It's like an extreme enema I would imagine.
  7. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    I kept track of my caloric intake for a while and was shocked to find out I struggle to reach 4,000 a day despite how much I eat.
  8. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby in the other videos, he left the sloth alone for a whole month while he went to korea with his husband. thats neglectful

    So he had a video where he talked about leaving for a whole month and just leaving a sloth at home with no food or water? It sounds more like you're mad that he don't wanna fuck you
  9. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by fag The best way to eat pork chops is to put them in a croc pot with a russian imperial stout and some rice. No other preparation method compares and I stand by that with all my bitcoin.

    Oh, I can believe it. These chops turned out so tender. I could effortlessly cut them with just a fork. I probably ate like 5.

    I'll have to try that. I've cooked roast with beers before so I imagine it's good as fuck. Beer makes the meat fall apart too.
  10. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Put phone on head.

    Gawd I miss the old days.

    I tried getting her to do keyboard on head but she uses a macbook apparently.
  11. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's an idiot and can't help himself, he was talking shit about you as soon as you left.

    I completely forgot I was on TC last night with you and Bling. For a second I was like wtf are you talking about.

    Yeah, I can see him being too much of a little bitch to even talk shit when I'm there.
  12. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    As long Sploo and Bling stay child free there might be hope for humanity.
  13. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by RisiR † The birde shining and the trees were blooding.

    Yea, bling is a real paki nigger sometimes. I prepared a fucking care package for him but lost his address when I nuked my old account and he's too retarded to send it to me again so I got the shit for nothing.

    He's a badder boy. Narsty man.

    I can see his responses in my head right now. "fuk u rasist" and "my adres iz ur moms nasty pussy crakr"
  14. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Where does it say he abused it? The video starts with how he was feeding it something.
  15. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Bump
  16. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Bling a special jediel of our community. He is what Scron aspie aspires to be.

    Bling is garbage. He repeatedly spams here and Tinychat, can't spell or form a sentence, and for some reason always gets unbanned.
  17. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Well to preface the story, it's 4 pm and I am currently sober.

    Me and my friend went down to the Mayan Empire to steal some gold and after about an hour we took a break on rocky area by a pyramid. There were a few free Mayans nearby who were just hanging out, a couple of them were being loud as fuck though. When we were done with the break we walked back up onto the waist high pyramid with all these slippery ass rocks and started to put our Indian Jones gear on. My friend got his on really quick and climbed up a little but then a bird came and knocked me over so it was taking me a minute. Finally I was about to put the last one on and from the side I hear barking and this big ass free Mayan coming straight for me. I threw on the last flipper in like a split second and booked it out of there onto the pyramid and this hot savage woman was on the pyramid and was like "holy shit that thing was chasing you" and I was like yea I know. Anyways I don't really want to go gold digging again, it kind of sucks getting all salty and scraping up my legs and shit when I could just go to a fucking pawn shop and see grills.

    inb4 "it's too bad you didn't get killed" or some variation
    inb4 "i hate women" or some variation
  18. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Bling by far. He contributes literally nothing to the community. Not even bitching. Him and Sploo.
  19. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by NARCassist sorry did i miss something? if kinks posted tits then i need to know right now. right this very second, the universe depends on it.




    .
    Yeah, she was all fucked up on Tinychat (what else is new one night and I screen capped her eating topless and later posted them in a thread here which caused a massive shitfit. She followed me around for a little while until I just actively started ignoring her, to which she responded one more time, then I changed my avatar to the picture I snagged and haven't seen or heard shit from her since.
  20. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Knowing bling he's actually maxing out open connections and spamming the mic. Red is the only one who ever puts his ass in line for it.
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