Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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Nobody is the main character. This is all the grand experiment of a much higher power. We're nothing but a space ant farm.
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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You should quit drinking for good. It's the lamest high there is. It's not even a CHEAP high when you take into considering a lot of really good drugs are renewable.
2017-05-18 at 3:40 AM UTC
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Yo, no cooking section?
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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I made some pretty good BBQ sauce once, and when it comes to pie crusts, pizza crusts, and other dough I can usually hold my own pretty well.
I made some from scratch pancakes the other day that turned out really well. Nice and heavy the way I like them, and I can fuck up some crepes.
2017-05-18 at 3:37 AM UTC
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Make a hot topics
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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It would add to the asthetics of the site. I have other suggestions too, like put a static logo on the top left, and have a rotating banner on the top right. Really, the T-Shirt hell ads were part of the "feel" of Totse, and having some lulzy shit up there would be dank.
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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Okay okay, I'll play:
Amy Schumer
Daniel Tosh
Bill Cosby
Micheal Cera
2017-05-18 at 12:33 AM UTC
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Making HTS e-Famous again
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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Holy shit. I was there when this happened. There are kids on the internet right now who weren't even BORN when this happened.
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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You just do it. Fuck the consequences, it ain't nothin' to a boss.
2017-05-17 at 11:58 PM UTC
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Yo, no cooking section?
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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Fuck it:
>Cut some fucking chicken up
>Fry that shit
>Boil some noodles
>Fucking add the fried up chicken to some alfredo sauce
>Simmer while the noodles cook
>Fucking enjoy, faggot.
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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I wonder if anyone realizes you can't sue for less than $20.
2017-05-17 at 11:49 PM UTC
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Mexican Internet
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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This just in: Most countries have their own internet culture.
2017-05-17 at 11:47 PM UTC
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who's stupider
Helladamnleet
African Astronaut
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Option 1. Bill Krozby is aight.