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Posts by Helladamnleet

  1. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by WellHung Helladamnleet just likes arguing with people that's why he always plays Devil's Advocate

    OP didn't get tackled by walmart security. It didn't happen. Simple as that. There isn't an argument because it literally did not happen.
  2. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -mal- But will you? Do you want to invert it?

    He's already stated several times in TC that he doesn't intend to. Now fuck off.
  3. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo fuck you yes I did. don't give me any of your whiteboy quasi legal fuckboyshit. These niggas will get you if you try to run, they will detain you in a room and you get arrested and charged for petty theft. So eat my nigga dick or go try walking out walmart with a cart full of shit if you don't believe me

    No, the fuck you didn't. They, AT MOST, said 'sir stop'.



    Originally posted by -SpectraL One day, I saw this guy in a suit walk over to the pharmacy area and he grabbed about 15 rolls of film and stuffed them into his suit pockets. He then went to the cash and bought a couple of snacks and walked out without paying for the film rolls. When I stopped him outside and advised him he was under arrest for shoplifting, he turned to me and smiled and said there was nothing I could do - that he was protected by immunity. I'm like, wtf? So I told him he could be anybody he wanted to be, but if he took one more step away from the store, he'd get nailed to the pavement. Then he took out some weird ID and showed it to me and warned me I'd have to let him go. I didn't even look at it and told him to come back inside, or he could wait outside for the cops. He then laughed and tried to walk away, so I nailed him to the pavement and cuffed him and half-dragged him all the way back to the security office. When the cops got there, we all found out who he was. He was actually the High Commissioner of Tanzania. One cop told me there was nothing they could do, because of his diplomatic status, wrote out a report, bagged the evidence, and released him right there in front of me, assuring me that a call would be made to the embassy and that he would most probably be in big, big trouble over there.

    And then he sued the shit out of you.
  4. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Dissociator Im pretty sure I overdosed on stims during benzo wd to try to die but instead I just had seizures and rhabdo instead

    Something is making me think I wouldn't make a dysphoric bonehead move like that for fun
    99 percent sure I tried to kms

    Yes, and you will never get your honor back unless you finish what you started
  5. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Why? So your fake god doesn't smite you or some other BS?
  6. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.






    Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.




    Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.



    Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.



    Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.

    No you didn't.
  7. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Totse Army was a bannable thing to bring up before HTS even got the highlighter stuck in his ass.
  8. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah the pigs say you're most likely to be raped/beaten by a family member. Statistically speaking.

    If anyone knows about rape it's this guy right here.
  9. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Does it give you a hard on having your shit hole filled with dump ass homless guy Schron meat?
    How often do you get erect when you are playing the bitch?
    What do you do with it when u do?
    You just jack it off while your empty flab of nut sack skin flops around??
    Tort wants to know.
    I wanna see you in a swimsuit.

    Damn, you finally make the post that redeems you and it's too late. Good show, Fonaplats.
  10. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    ITT: Someone tries to negotiate a prostitute long distance.
  11. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Admin Have you considered quiting drugs?

    Literally this.
  12. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Trump.
  13. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, that's why he's always out and about, looking for someone to save…krow is always on the go.

    More like rapist syndrome
  14. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And why was I not notified of this subterfuge earlier? I'm increasing the salaries of my spies, effective immediately. Triple pay, free death insurance, and an extra three company parties.

    That's why. You reward them for fucking up.
  15. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I used to do this thing in chatrooms where I'd be annoying the fuck out of everyone or arguing with them/doxxing them, and I'd say I'm leaving. Then I'd say bye to everyone slowly, and then make up an excuse as to why I wasn't leaving. Then I'd say I was really leaving this time, and just repeat the whole thing over again.

    That's kind of funny, but she'll, like, leave for 15 minutes then come back like she didn't just agree to fuck off.
  16. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Injuries are inconsistent with the story. Fuck off.
  17. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I almost like when it's not too active. Spurious can produce some great threads, but if enough "DH" type people show up, they get lost in a flood of shitposts.

    That's because Lanny won't shove the shit into the correct section
  18. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    >Picture megathread
    >Not one single picture posted
  19. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Mayberry Where are we moving to next?

    Nah, this place will last at least 4 years.
  20. Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers If Necro bumping were a bad thing, then all old threads would be locked, and the site would die. It would be nothing but WellHung and Bill Krozby talking to themselves.

    Just tell her to fuck off. Two little words "Fuck. Off."
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