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2019-05-07 at 11:28 PM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
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2019-05-07 at 11:27 PM UTC in ATTN: HTS, I got a question about your boner when you are being ass fucked...
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2019-05-07 at 11:24 PM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
Originally posted by BummyMofo fuck you yes I did. don't give me any of your whiteboy quasi legal fuckboyshit. These niggas will get you if you try to run, they will detain you in a room and you get arrested and charged for petty theft. So eat my nigga dick or go try walking out walmart with a cart full of shit if you don't believe me
No, the fuck you didn't. They, AT MOST, said 'sir stop'.
Originally posted by -SpectraL One day, I saw this guy in a suit walk over to the pharmacy area and he grabbed about 15 rolls of film and stuffed them into his suit pockets. He then went to the cash and bought a couple of snacks and walked out without paying for the film rolls. When I stopped him outside and advised him he was under arrest for shoplifting, he turned to me and smiled and said there was nothing I could do - that he was protected by immunity. I'm like, wtf? So I told him he could be anybody he wanted to be, but if he took one more step away from the store, he'd get nailed to the pavement. Then he took out some weird ID and showed it to me and warned me I'd have to let him go. I didn't even look at it and told him to come back inside, or he could wait outside for the cops. He then laughed and tried to walk away, so I nailed him to the pavement and cuffed him and half-dragged him all the way back to the security office. When the cops got there, we all found out who he was. He was actually the High Commissioner of Tanzania. One cop told me there was nothing they could do, because of his diplomatic status, wrote out a report, bagged the evidence, and released him right there in front of me, assuring me that a call would be made to the embassy and that he would most probably be in big, big trouble over there.
And then he sued the shit out of you. -
2019-05-07 at 11:20 PM UTC in Should I feel shame because my last an hero attempt didnt work
Originally posted by Dissociator Im pretty sure I overdosed on stims during benzo wd to try to die but instead I just had seizures and rhabdo instead
Something is making me think I wouldn't make a dysphoric bonehead move like that for fun
99 percent sure I tried to kms
Yes, and you will never get your honor back unless you finish what you started -
2019-05-07 at 8:47 PM UTC in So it's ramadan this month. That means I'm fasting for 30 days.Why? So your fake god doesn't smite you or some other BS?
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2019-05-07 at 8:42 PM UTC in don't try stealing from walmart
Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
Originally posted by BummyMofo I got tackled and arrested for trying to take some snacks they manhandled my ass. not worth it.
No you didn't. -
2019-05-07 at 8:41 PM UTC in The totse armyTotse Army was a bannable thing to bring up before HTS even got the highlighter stuck in his ass.
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2019-05-07 at 8:39 PM UTC in Guy gets sixty days for banging a beagle
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2019-05-07 at 8:37 PM UTC in ATTN: HTS, I got a question about your boner when you are being ass fucked...
Originally posted by Fonaplats Does it give you a hard on having your shit hole filled with dump ass homless guy Schron meat?
How often do you get erect when you are playing the bitch?
What do you do with it when u do?
You just jack it off while your empty flab of nut sack skin flops around??
Tort wants to know.
I wanna see you in a swimsuit.
Damn, you finally make the post that redeems you and it's too late. Good show, Fonaplats. -
2019-05-07 at 8:36 PM UTC in DontTellEm doesn't get on this site to exchange Butterfly Kisses or talk about rainbow sightings...ITT: Someone tries to negotiate a prostitute long distance.
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2019-05-07 at 12:04 AM UTC in Counter gang stalking strike
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2019-05-07 at 12:01 AM UTC in Who are you guys voting for president?Trump.
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2019-05-06 at 11:59 PM UTC in Krow possesses hero syndrome...
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2019-05-06 at 11:56 PM UTC in So is this shitty forum dying?
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2019-05-06 at 11:54 PM UTC in mal won't just fuck off
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I used to do this thing in chatrooms where I'd be annoying the fuck out of everyone or arguing with them/doxxing them, and I'd say I'm leaving. Then I'd say bye to everyone slowly, and then make up an excuse as to why I wasn't leaving. Then I'd say I was really leaving this time, and just repeat the whole thing over again.
That's kind of funny, but she'll, like, leave for 15 minutes then come back like she didn't just agree to fuck off. -
2019-05-06 at 11:02 PM UTC in Got into a fightInjuries are inconsistent with the story. Fuck off.
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2019-05-06 at 11 PM UTC in So is this shitty forum dying?
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2019-05-06 at 10:59 PM UTC in Survival Gear / General Discussion>Picture megathread
>Not one single picture posted -
2019-05-06 at 10:43 PM UTC in So is this shitty forum dying?
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2019-05-06 at 10:42 PM UTC in Anyone know what happened to Casper?