Who are you guys voting for president?

2015-11-11 at 2:59 AM UTC

#21

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

jedis

2015-11-11 at 4:46 AM UTC

#22

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Trump wins the election he loses Iowa but wins the remainder and it's not a landslide. The Carolina Panthers win Super Bowl 50. The Cardinals win Superbowl 51. By the summer of 2016 the second great depression will begin to take affect. The stock market will be worthless so dump your shares before then. By this time in 2017 America's military forces will have grown to over 15 million, more people than the entire state of Ohio. Gas is outrageous in America. A fill up will be in the triple digits for normal sedans. The only three places in the world that will remain livable and civilized are Australia, New Zealand and Argentina I'd suggest you save as much as possible and move to one of those countries. No it isn't the Apocalypse or Armageddon but this will all be caused by forces sent that are beyond salvation "teh Jesus" isn't coming either. Southern Florida is basically wiped out by a hurricane and Miami becomes a wasteland. That's all I can remember at the moment, will add more if I think of it.

rs is on the ball

2015-11-11 at 1:25 PM UTC

#23

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Actually Paul, father and son alike, are just horrible candidates and for all the failings of american democracy not electing either of those wingnuts is not among them.

You are the biggest wingnut here.

2015-11-11 at 1:33 PM UTC

#24

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I'm voting for the jedis

2015-11-11 at 2:22 PM UTC

#25

SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

I just want something different so I'm voting for Trump. He's financing his own campaign so he won't have a bunch rich donors to answer to while he's in office. He'll actually be able to do what he wants/says within reason and he is obviously smart and it will be the funniest four years in american political history.

2015-11-11 at 4:24 PM UTC

#26

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I just want something different so I'm voting for Trump. He's financing his own campaign so he won't have a bunch rich donors to answer to while he's in office. He'll actually be able to do what he wants/says within reason and he is obviously smart and it will be the funniest four years in american political history.

bro you gotta know any president will have someone to answer to, or else. Just look at what happened to jfk. He thought he was above the illuminati jedi influence. His lil bro as well.

2015-11-11 at 6:05 PM UTC

#27

Dissociator African Astronaut

No one. Not 18 so can't vote, even if I was I wouldn't cause everyone is a joke. Especially trump.

2015-11-11 at 6:07 PM UTC

#28

Dissociator African Astronaut

Trump wins the election he loses Iowa but wins the remainder and it's not a landslide. The Carolina Panthers win Super Bowl 50. The Cardinals win Superbowl 51. By the summer of 2016 the second great depression will begin to take affect. The stock market will be worthless so dump your shares before then. By this time in 2017 America's military forces will have grown to over 15 million, more people than the entire state of Ohio. Gas is outrageous in America. A fill up will be in the triple digits for normal sedans. The only three places in the world that will remain livable and civilized are Australia, New Zealand and Argentina I'd suggest you save as much as possible and move to one of those countries. No it isn't the Apocalypse or Armageddon but this will all be caused by forces sent that are beyond salvation "teh Jesus" isn't coming either. Southern Florida is basically wiped out by a hurricane and Miami becomes a wasteland. That's all I can remember at the moment, will add more if I think of it.

Someone took too much pentobarbital

2019-05-06 at 8:55 PM UTC

#29

We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

Originally posted by Lanny I'm not going to vote but I just want to point out that Hillary is going to be our next president whether you like it or not.

2019-05-06 at 9:42 PM UTC

#30

Admin African Astronaut

I dont vote. I don't care.

Why would I?

2019-05-06 at 9:51 PM UTC

#31

STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

2019-05-07 at 12:01 AM UTC

#32

Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

Trump.

2022-08-04 at 3:39 PM UTC

#33

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by Lanny I'm not going to vote but I just want to point out that Hillary is going to be our next president whether you like it or not. And the funny thing is that you have Trump to thank for it. He's doing the same thing to the GOP primaries as happened in the last presidential race, turning it into a fucking shitshow where everyone's scrambling to win the nomination and radicalizing/making a fool of themselves so whoever comes out on top (not Trump, I'll tell you that much) will be fucked beyond chance of recovery. Meaning it will be handed to whoever secures the democratic nomination. Sanders has internet popularity but it didn't do Paul any good and it's not going to help him. Biden backed out but he was too limpdicked to take the primaries anyway. This leaves Hillary as the last woman standing, she'll win the primaries and the Republicans won't put up a fight in the election, she's got it in the bag. Yall niggas best be afeard, she be coming for your misogynistic microdicks.

did you got on your knees and cry

2022-08-04 at 4:23 PM UTC

#34