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2019-05-14 at 3:10 AM UTC in Joints vs. Blunts vs. Bongs
Originally posted by blaster master I think the premium choice is blunts, especially ones rolled from a real gas station cigar like a phillie or a shiwsher or a backwoods leaf if you have a bunch of bunch of heads toking on it. I however am not the biggest fan of the "wraps" that come rolled around a plastic straw. Yeah you can load a fuckload of weed into them, but I don't really like the way they toke, kinda tastes like chemicals.
For me second is joints. Joints are awesome because a pack of papers is like $2 bucks and you can roll a fuckload of joints with a pack of papers. If you wanna roll a giant cone and all you have is regular papers one cool trick you can do is use the glue strip to shape them into an L, so ones long side is glued to ones short side, leaving a strip on glue thats not stuck to anything. Rip that extra glue you don't need off, fold that fucker into a big canoe and roll a giant joint. Sometimes these Ls can hold more weed than a standard swisher, so if you're smoking with a lot of people, like at at your niece's baptism or something, this may be the way to go. However, do everyone a solid and leave cigarette tobacco out of the mix, this is amerikkka, weed is cheap and plentiful, if you don't have enough to roll a joint toke a one hitter or something.
Bongs suck. Unless it's like a super clean triple perc that just got washed out I probably don't want to smoke it. Now that I'm an adult a bong seems like a nasty cesspool of germs and mold spores. I don't even wanna rip a dab from a bong, I'd much rather just drop the wax on a lit blunt and hit it hard or put it in an e cig. Anytime I toke a bong all I can think about is how much the last idiot must have drooled in this fucking thing.
And don't even answer bowls, those are the default choice if you're low on weed/in the bathroom at work.
If those are the only choices I'd have to agree. I'm not 16 anymore so a bong isn't that great unless it's for dabs, which since I broke my dab rig I haven't even had. I've been fucking with these cartridges for about 3 weeks and feel like my quality of life has improved greatly. -
2019-05-13 at 9:04 PM UTC in vaccines suck
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2019-05-13 at 8:44 PM UTC in Derp Moments
Originally posted by gadzooks In this thread, we share embarrassing examples of when we went full derp.
Here's one (although, trust me, I have plenty more) to get us started:
Last year, I bought a portable air conditioning unit for my apartment.
Instead of reading the manual all the way through, I just assumed that turning it "up" would mean "more coldness". I mean, when you want to adjust an electric fan so that it blows air more intensely, you turn it up. You also do the same with heaters, of course, and so on.
So, naturally, I dialed it all the way to the highest numerical setting.
I slept that evening on the floor next to it, trying to salvage what little coolness I could get, but it just felt so ineffective.
It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that I was turning the temperature up, not X coldness factor.
Really? All 3 of my window air conditioners that don't have the digital readout function as 0-9 with 9 being the coldest setting.
Originally posted by HTS lol I was going to make this joke but it seemed stupid coming from me.
You cut your balls off on purpose though. The most notorious fuck up of yours that comes to mind is when you got the highlighter stuck in your ass. -
2019-05-13 at 8:41 PM UTC in What does Marsellus Wallace look like
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2019-05-13 at 8:39 PM UTC in vaccines suck
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i got a tatnus shot week ago and I broke out in hives right after they forced me to get the injection when i said i wasn't interested in it, they said they would call the cops to hold me down and give it me. what a bunch of pig fuckers. their so incompetent but the nurses will have pigs back them up that don't know anything.
No they didn't. The tetanus shot is 100% optional, just like every other vaccine, and it isn't even remotely legal for a police officer to hold you down for an injection of that sort. -
2019-05-13 at 8:36 PM UTC in What does Marsellus Wallace look like
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2019-05-13 at 8:33 PM UTC in What does Marsellus Wallace look like
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2019-05-13 at 8:31 PM UTC in What does Marsellus Wallace look like
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2019-05-13 at 8:28 PM UTC in What does Marsellus Wallace look likeDescribe Marsellus Wallace to me
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2019-05-13 at 11:47 AM UTC in Our canary is worthless. Here is a much better measure.What exactly do you think the feds would be able to find out that isn't already available to them? Your IP address? If you're worried about it, take precautions against it, if you concerned about it, don't. It's that simple. If you aren't doing anything worth government resources then you have nothing to worry about anyway.
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2019-05-13 at 11:39 AM UTC in R.I.P TotseansBefore you spout off with your homosexual bullshit:
New Totse has better SEO than Totseans, appears before Totseans on any Google search relating to Totse, and has more recent and frequent posts by non-staff members. Totseans is, in every aspect, considerably less active than New Totse -
2019-05-13 at 11:36 AM UTC in R.I.P Totseans
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2019-05-13 at 11:34 AM UTC in R.I.P TotseansDecided to check them out since I had heard they wren't doing so great, and that is a complete understatement. It's nothing but page after page of the same meth recipe that's on &NT, with, somehow, less traffic. I clicked on the most recent thread and it's just Dfg and this other guy giving eachother Dutch rudders for YEARS. The thread was started in TWO-THOUSAND-FIFTEEN.
The saddest thing? I can't even say farewell to anyone that might still be there, because you have to apply for membership. No wonder it's a fucking dead shithole.
TL/DR: Any Totseans still out there, I'm sure you're welcome here, and know for sure you're welcome on New Totse. -
2019-05-13 at 1:27 AM UTC in ATTN: EveryoneSuck my fucking dick, faggots.
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2019-05-13 at 1:26 AM UTC in I DID NOT JUST GET CALLED A FAGGOT
Originally posted by mashlehash You are mad that you are not admired, you know?
What would the admiration of a bunch of faggots on a site written by Queen Faggot More Queer Than HTS_Noob Himself Lanniel get me, in terms of real life or internet cred? I post here because not a single one of you can do a god damned thing about it. -
2019-05-13 at 1:24 AM UTC in Can we find a better way to stop the dick pics?
Originally posted by Thotgirl Can we come up with a better system of stopping the random postings of our lord and savior Bill Krozby?
Please…i don't wanna look at dick anymore my cat is judging me..
All Lanny has to do is set an image cap. Maybe even make it thumbnail the images.
Hell, go full OG Totse and not even allow images. -
2019-05-13 at 1:21 AM UTC in Made a mistake of going to totseans.com
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2019-05-13 at 1:19 AM UTC in I DID NOT JUST GET CALLED A FAGGOT
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2019-05-12 at 10:22 PM UTC in Would you rather be ...
Originally posted by Tesla Coil One of those games again where you ask a question. the next person answers then they ask a question of "Would you rather be .."
Would you rather be near-sided or far-Sided and explain why to your answer.
*Sighted, and being near sighted I can tell you it's nice knowing for sure everything within a certain range will still be visible.
Would you rather be Bill Krozby or Scron? -
2019-05-12 at 7:08 PM UTC in Made a mistake of going to totseans.com
