dude literally if I never got to have sex with about 250 ish men and 60 ish or so women and 4 trannies, my life wouldn't be as great as it is now.
I have had sex (like even a blowjob, just anything) like five times in the last year. Bro I used to jack off five times a day + have sex with a girl + cheat on her with my dead ex boyfriend (he wasn't dead at the time) and still go home and jack off, go to the bathroom at school and tell the teacher "I'm sorry I went during passing periods (the 4 minutes between classes) but sir I'm just really hurtin and my guts are bubbling"
*30 minutes of internet porn* I come back with 10 minutes of the 45 minute period left and say "Did we just go over ___________?" 'yes.' well shit motherfucker imma do this everytime I got a boner for the rest of the year.
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Originally posted by jerryb
Being ugly no excuse, I see some lard ass retards with decent women sometimes. Get a good paying job and you can get some fine bitches from places like Ukraine and Moldova.
or just learn how to be nice and assertive, read half a book on interpersonal communication, and maintain 80% eye contact when you're speaking and 50% when they are.
When you see them again, don't smile and start talking, act like you've been there before, pretend you're a king, and just look at them, half smile when they meet your eye contact, and then reduce your smile while you sit down/they approach you.
Shits not difficult yall virgins are just beta men that either have more issues than your letting on to or are just massive pussies. prolly both, no offense michael meyers & spectral.
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Originally posted by Meikai
Because I may live on a different floor, and I just wanted to specify that I live above ground in a building without giving away the exact floor upon which I reside. OPSEC and whatnot (not that I'm super good about that on a consistent basis - I might have said what floor I live on before, or scronny might have).
I'm glad meth doesn't affect me this way.
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There's no one inside the clock it's a bunch of gears and shit, like imagine the factory size version of a grandfather clock a bunch of polocks smushed into the top of the tower so other dumb polocks in the area would know how long they got to get to work. No one is inside the clock part of the cocktower.
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Originally posted by jerryb
As I've gotten older I've pretty much say people should do what makes them happy. You're not harming anyone with your choices so do what makes you happy.
I only have a problem with those crazy bitches convincing little kids they are not what they where born as.
Trust me life goes by fast so don't waste your time on negative people because you'll never please them.
By now you understand I enjoy talking shit, right? This isn't time wasted.
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bro these tea houses loeok expensive as fuck (i did go on their forum) and none of it's in the ghetto, they look like mansions with little rooms and say all you can drink tea 70$ comes with crumpets (not sure what that is), napkins, and a teaboy (vinny) who comes and brings fresh boiling water whenever you need it and then exits.
70 bucks to sit in a room for an hour with another man sippin non alcoholic tea while we discuss the what? Shit seems pretty gay bruh.
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I liked when they defunded the police in major cities because it allowed me to go to metropolitan walmarts and just walk out with backpacks full of shit and the security guard would say "Sir show your receipt" and I say "I'm scared sir" and just power walk away from them while they (pointlessly) stood there for an hourly wage guarding the place.
The police arne't gona come and if I go outside and they do anything to me I'm suing the important place they're "guarding," gonna get away with it, they'll be criminally charged, I"ll laugh, they won't work tomorrow (or for that store ever again) and I"mma show up and do the same shit.
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i'm high as fuck right now.
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IT was actually a baby toy i found outside and gave my dog.
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2023-07-13 at 10:36 AM UTC
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I’m with her
I'd probably fuck an 18 year old or w/e if I got really wasted, but like the girls that should be in high school aren't for me, i'm bald, old, have experienced so much bullshit, I can't really connect with rich kids in clubs, but once that bitch has been burned out by life, i can find some similarities with them.
No zoo
No licking my ass
No children
I'm cool with 3sums with adults and i can out drink most of you polski fuckers without an issue.
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but yeah like funions and a bottle of hot sauce with a four pack i think that's like 9$, get over it. what the fuck do you think i'm living for, so yeah i go and get off work and I got my backpack I fill it a 4 pack of beer, funions, and a bottle of salsa picante or just regular hot sauce, I go walk around for like 20 minutes and then I go home.
THat's who I am nigga get over it.
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Though i did shove an avacado into my butt cheeks to take a photo when the pompous englishman told me that's not what they're for.
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Dont you get even a little bit tired of being a gigantic fuckup and imploding your life a couple times a year, only to have to start back from square one older, more broke, more tired, more gay?
busted bisexual bradley b beniggers himself every time he imbibes a bubbly beverage on his boss’s buck
I'm actually a lot less gay than I used to be.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yeah, not the purpose of chaps…just as ramming an avocado up your ass is not the correct use for one either
Oh.
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Everyone I expect to be jeered and laughed at.
I lost my job yesterday night, I had left my wallet at work and I guess one of the employees who doesn't like me the most or wants to be the manager probably found it on first shift, i put it under the cash register when I work and left it htere, like a little bill fold one. And they contacted our boss. I had a small bag of mephedrone in there as well but that's not important, but i had my debit cards, and my ID on there and the face and name didn't match what I had been lying about for weeks.
They figured out I'm BradleyB from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and not from Zachary from Coral Gables, Florida. He told me to come in because he had to go over some paperwork with me and when I came in, he gave me my wallet (whicih I figured I had dropped while walking) and asked me who I am, I Said that's my fake ID I carry, he said and the debit cards? and told me he googled the name I Had given him and it was of a dead guy from Wisconsin around teh same age of me but clearly not me.
He asked me if I wanted him to contact the Police/IRS/Cops and I said no. He said Okay, you're terminated. I said can I get the last two weeks pay, he said really BRADLEY??? and I was like okay.
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fuck yeah I play with papers like a bitch doing oragami.
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but like i'll buy a cup of soup with a lid and shit and ask the people at the deli if they have a plastic spoon, while they're in the middle of something important to them, the guy will say "No we don't do that."
I say Okay drop the soup onto the floor infront of the deli and walk out.
could've been easier, now you can grab the mop and i'm going to the other supermarket.
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2023-08-04 at 2:23 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
oh, ok.
maybe in britain and the US thermostats work differently; the higher you set them, the colder they become.
british american engineering.
he's right, the higher a fridge's setting the colder it gets. It doesn't (usually, maybe his does but the normal ones everyone has doesn't) have a thermastat it'll just have 10 numbers
10 is coldest, 1 is warmest.
kinda like how if you put a fan on 3 it blows harder (like your mom) than if you have it at 1.
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i think it's you who doesn't understand they have a function outside of your pride celebrations.
YOu wear jeans and put chaps over them so you can walk through thickets of brush (Here it's not a rain forest with big ass leaves, it's generally pokey shit and everything is dusty, dry, and gonna stab you) so you put your jeans on (Normally jeans but I have worn them with shorts to hunt with (Not leather tho, mine were this hard light tan canvas cuz those black leather ones are retarded hot when you're walking through brush to kick up grouse/pheasants/quail shit like that. In America it's called "Upland Game" it's when former Vice PResident Dick CHeney shot his friend he didn't like "on accident" in the face from 20 yards away.
so you put the chaps on, remember how I said they were really hot and uncomfortable, if you need to wear them everyday your ass is gonna be a swamp, so they makee them assless so when you sit down you don't have leather between your ass, with your pants and your leather all resting on a horse,
not because it's gay but because it's comfortable, then some gay cowboys put them on and said fuck the pants I'm trying to get it in back there, and it became this huge gay thing
but no assless chaps are not any gayer than a jock strap (Which also has the ass exposed) and is worn by those doing atheletics (With pants over there and a nut cup to protect the cock) and like half the gay people I know.
I don't, for the record, wear or have ever tried assless chaps or a jock strap on in a gay setting.
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