2023-07-26 at 5:58 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
I take much better care of myself than your dumbass malt liquor, gas station pickle and cigarette diet.
Won't post a single picture, single male in perfect health, wont' leave females alone and is a
stallion.
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2023-07-26 at 4:17 PM UTC
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i wanna get some weed and hit one of those hot ass showers they got at the YMCA/gyms etc where your skin turns pink and hte room fills with steam.
My shower at these apartments maxes out at 105 degrees which doesn't even feel that hot.
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2023-07-26 at 10:31 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
I got diagnosed with pancreatitis and colitis yesterday, I win
Shocker, you take such good care of yourself making sure to keep up the intake of shitty pretend drugs from China & Fast Food, I can't see how your liver isn't able to cope with this at 45 years old, perhaps a salad and sobriety would help you in your diseases.
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no one cares, my dog and I went to the store earlier during a rainstorm. He'd only been in one other rainstorm so far.!~!~!~ very exciting for my moist puppy, and my roommate is still trying to get more family members to come defend his child pornography, but it's like noon and no one has showed up/no one is coming to help.
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2023-07-26 at 10:22 AM UTC
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Bugs, death and dinner
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
You look like a Diglett.
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with regard to teens at clubs:
why do you think young chicks are more afraid of the shy loner type guy like me with low self confidence or inadequecies with regards to being aorund younger women (generlwly I am not like thie aorund girls my age
-All women are taught to avoid weirdos because weirdos are the most likely to ruin their life, not have money, have to call my mom, r u into eating ass?, u care if my dog swings by, oh and by dog I mean it's an actual dog that I want you to fuck
but sitll do not just grab them) or one who is slightly different or autistic (think kafka) vs a rude asshole who just getd what he wants ot grabs ass and asks quesirons later?
-Not sure if retardation will make people like you more, they might be easier to fuck/get fucked by a dog but I don't think they share the naivety you're looking for.
like those ukrianian guys at their club just grab them by the hand and lead them off away from me or to some private spot or simply go for the kiss without thinking.
-Well these men are they're age, attractive, drinking, and having a good day.
why do i get so nervous around gorgeous young women where i csnt do this and why are they sos twndoffish to ke because i cant?
-Well you're a pedophile trying to rob the bank bro, I'd be nervous too. It's like before a shooting I get nervous too, i sometimes get a nervous boner.
should i just act like them depsite being in my 30s and start grabbing 18 yr olds by the hand or from behind and grinding on them?
-You're like 40 bro but look 52.
star trek wat u fink?
-Thinks he needs new friends.
Gonna disregard the post/quote part and just answer these 45 questsons in one paragraph as they come ^.
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Wow Wozny you are really living your best life, I have a couple questions.
Have you considered using a small pipe similar to the one they use for water? Copper would be less quick to cool down, but a reusable one should be considered out of some tin or even heavy like iron.
I understand it's extremely hard to aim such a device without a long barrel and raising multiple barrels could prove an issue and that the transparency of what your doing (protecting yourself with a .22LR LOL Long Rifle round through a bic pen with limited (None) barrel accuracity can prove to be an ongodly act of both heroism and retardation.
It is a testament to your greatness you would consider keeping 5 for both of them bitch ass niggas to ensure that you do not fail in your mission in bein aight
PLus when I shoot them off infront of my friends everyone wonders how I do it and sometimes I let them try but they alwqays fuck up really bad cuz you either grew up in the [redacted cuz paul wozny and riptotse are snitches] or you didn't.
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Originally posted by Wariat
Im thinking im probant the best looking guy on this site and atar trek can atest to this as he huhg out with me. And i actually am good at reading people or vibes and even let star trek know when this bitch starter being rude to him to just kick back and sit back where we were at. Youre a moron Dude
LOL.
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Originally posted by Pete Green
Candy BLESSINGS
Right HAXXOR
remember when you cried and cried for two years because I got four of your double chins on cam
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2023-07-25 at 3:35 AM UTC
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I take a sip of pickle juice or jalepeno juice about twice a day, sometimes I put a little garlic glove in there and then chew that with the vinegar. An old cuban man who smoked 10 cigars a day (not those pussy ass little cigar-illos but like the big thumb thick can length ones that take an hour to burn even if you keep it lit.
He said chew up a glove of garlic and it'll heal your throat, better if you do it with a little bit of hot sauce or a pepper.
I tried it one time before bed, I woke up at 1am and coughed out a marble size piece of white black bullshit, like I Felt it leave the top of my lungs.
THat niggas like 200 years old and if he's alive right now he's smoking them cigars still, perfect health, like probably about 55-60, did 10 push ups 10 times everyday in the hot sun (while smoking a cigar and drinking lemonade).
Good guy but he don't have a cell phone so we lost contact when I moved out of Hialeah.
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2023-07-23 at 9:04 PM UTC
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hey candy i went to a pool party at this hotel and then missed a bus and by missed i mean missed the street entirely, walked about half a mile and met some wonderful people, saw two old men fight over a pair of socks on the bus, went and got fresh green onions, teryaki rub, and chicken thighs i got for half off and now imma do a grill off bbq thing and make mexican street tacos for everyone outside in the patio and myself.
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Today is my first day off and I am absolutely wasted as fuck.k
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I feel another fourteen paragraph schizophrenic post is landing soon.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Bradders, I asked you in another thread…where do you see yourself at age 50…as in what do you figure you'll be doing etc.
Married with kids?
Married with a husband?
Working 9-5 for da man?
dead?
plan on letting the ball drop like a massive game of pinko and see where it leads.
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Ratman would be more accurate to his evolving role as a rodent
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2023-07-20 at 2:25 PM UTC
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Pick a new mom
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
All of them are cows or pigs
Folks this post was made by someone who looks like this (20 years ago, there's a better one)
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Folks the person I was at 25, the person I was at 21, The person I was at 18, the person I was at 15, and the person I was at 12/13 are completely different people.
All of them resemble a facet of my God, like a man using a crutch, I have become so many different things to so many different people.
Things that have remained unchanging:
Except for 4 years; a lot of alcohol.
Violence.
Gettin Money.
Nigga when Im sittin alright and I think about all the men who died around me, uh in my life, all the bad things and good thingsnigga i'm doing straight. I'm cool with this, I consider myself to be both blessed & lucky.
A lot of people can't say the same from the bottom fo the barrel but folks my hsit could be a lot worse.
Gang gang, get it how you live, fuck how you was taught.
fuck when you was learnin abcs and 123s I was at it learning how to push bricks and eliminate our enemies.
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2023-07-20 at 2:01 PM UTC
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Corn on the Curb
take the whole thing in, 4 minutes a cob, you can put up to 4 in there, just rotate them if you use more than 2 (at the half way), all you do is cut off the bottom inch of kernels on the base and then from where the hair is, you squeeze it out and the thing will come out with no hairs, no skin, no bullshit, perfect, steamed.
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He's not doing well physicaly, i give him til the end of the year.
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