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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    When I buy it won't eat just fly home?
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Made it to 30 years old today. Never thought I'd get this far. I owe it all to Odin and my ability to rapidly make quick decisions in bad situations.

    my roommate blessed me with a new lighter and an apology for yesterday.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've done both and would rather tend bar than bounce. More money smaller headaches.

    I'm not a bartender or a bouncer, I sell alcohol (and gas station stuff, no gas) from a bullet proof cube, my second most popular item after "1 beer" is Newport Menthol 100s. Number 3 is gonna be scratch off tickets, but they want a specific number and I couldn't be bothered to explain to them how they make 60% on them with the majority kept by the government.

    So anyway, I just watch this shit happen, when people want condoms I asked them if they want some half priced used ones, i got 6 in back, price of 3, just flip them inside out and you straight player.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    o yea an i forgot i have narcan inside or i could've probably saved his life but you know in the moment, you don't think about that kinda stuff and i kinda locked up and got scared, so it took 10 minutes for narcan to show up
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    wat u fink guys
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    remember how he's gonna buy a bar where everyone likes him lol
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Douglas Dennison
    An Austintown man is now in the Mahoning County Jail after allegedly striking three people with his metal walking cane.

    Police say they arrived at the Wyle E. Coyotes bar on Mahoning Avenue Thursday night after receiving a call about a fight involving a white male with a beard and a walking cane, who fled the bar on foot.

    One victim of the assault suffered two small cuts to the tops of both hands near the knuckles, and told police he was standing at the bar having a conversation with the male, only known to him as "Douglas", over politics.

    "Douglas" then started to yell and argue with him, according to the police report.

    The victim advised police that "Douglas" had fled to Chippers Sports Bar on North Edgehill Avenue.

    Police found the man, who identified himself as Douglas Dennison, and told police he was assaulted three times at the bar by the victim. 54-year-old Dennison said the man put his hands on him several times even when Dennison said not to touch him.

    Dennison also told police that he was struck with a pool cue stick.

    After trying to persuade Dennison to leave, he refused, then walked towards the victim and stuck him in the hands with the cane, knocking him to the ground.

    Two other individuals attempted to pull Dennison off of the man, but as he was being pushed out the door, Dennison swung his cane violently towards the two, striking one on the wrist and the other twice in the head, reports say.

    Surveillance footage showed Dennison as the aggressor in the incident, threatening

    and waving his cane in the air as if he was going to strike, then later actually striking at least two of the victims.

    Dennison was charged with three counts of felonious assault, but due to him having several medical issues, he was transported to the hospital, according to the report.

    The victim who was struck on the head was also taken to the hospital for her small head injury.

    Police say all those involved in the assault were consuming alcohol within the bar and were moderately intoxicated.

    https://www.wfmj.com/story/34421065/austintown-man-accused-of-striking-people-with-cane-in-bar



    here u can laugh too cuz u new and don't know about this legend
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Use a computer mouse instead of a keyboard to scroll on your laptop until your're not poor.

    if other keys are fucking up, you can disable the computer keyboard like original and use a USB keyboard & mouse similar to a desktop

    but i think a mouse would be sufficient no? You just wanna scroll through NiS & Farmer's Market bullshit so ya right?
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks, I'd like to encourage everyone not to make fun of the mentally ill. As easy as it is to do, Pedophiles such as Paul Wozny are mostly retarded in life, on the internet, in their relationships, in general really. We must as a community tell Paul Wozny as long as he stops fucking kids as a boy scout counselor/viewing similar pornography we will give him a chance. It's very obvious he's lonely and crying out for attention. In another thread I recommended suicide, and still maintain this is the best course of action for a fat ugly divorced pedophile no one likes.

    Alternatively he should make an account named Paul Wozny or use his Totse2k1 account to continue posting about his depreciating life.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    fuckin terrible i can't believe this happened on my birthday too
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    buy a new laptop grandfather.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    ArmsMerchant was the proven Zodiac Killer.

    On Zoklet in 2010 we managed to piece together his entire navy military career, and how it overlapped 100% with the Zodiac Killers striking. So when we thinking well why did the zodiac killer stop?

    He got a purple heart for suffering some form of damage (HIPA No say but awards are public)

    and he a wounded navy veteran of 28 years or some shit, he stops his killing spree/messages/scary larry shit he went to Alaska and began selling knives at gun shows and probably meth and he claimed he lived in a shack with electricity, 1 cat, and a small heater and he would go to the library.

    he began aging hard and then died and that's why he doesn't post here and he's the zodiac killer, he got some chemicals from me in 2010 when someone told me this funny ass bullshit and I looked up his name and sure as shit, they were right

    then they posted about it, and i think that's when he became armsmerchant because he was greyfox before or some shit and hey

    if you're still reading this, do any of u remember the user BITCH TITZ from zoklet not DH, I've always wondered what happened to him as well as

    MUFFINS
    PROOTS/FOURNARIDIS
    komokazi
    §m£ÂgØL
    panthrax
    greyfox
    average jane
    litemex
    tortilla
    kipohippo/§m£ÂgØL/juan

    i don't worry about bill Bill Krozbyby, sploo, viper,

    and i especially hate paul wozny and hope he dies soon, I also hate riptotse with my entire heart because he is a fucking snitch

    i'mma try to call trayvon martin/red today and tell him our community is improved

    the users post I like the most on this website, in terms of content, posting, inclusion, and generating interest is Wellhung, easily the best poster of this year.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 Didn't ♥️🍒

    These are some of the best posts I've ever read in this website.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    i didn't at first but i really do like candy's blog.
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks the laundry room has been hit by about 15$ in quarters that are actually 5 pieces of tinfoil I press together.

    I Think it's more than 5 but I make it till it's quarter thick and yeah this shit works and the lady comes up to my apartment and asked me if I know whose doing it, i said doing what (cuz im not stupid) and she said sticking tinfoil into the washing machine to get out of paying

    I said "That works?" and she made this loud moan noise and left, I thought they were going door to door but yeah they just came to my crib and then back to the office. Bitch didn't bring me any draino either.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I've noticed since DH came here these two love birds spend 5 days a week arguing.

    I've followed some of them, and it's basically if one says one thing the other will die before agreeing.

    How long do you think they have been doing this?

    Picture highly relevant, it's kinda how I see them.

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  17. Bradley Florida Man


    my & my dogggggggggg
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    you should snort the wellbutrin after removing the coating by placing it under your tongue and using your prison ID to remove the white shell, crush that up and put it in a bag

    to put a little razzle dazzle you can get an albuteral inhaler and spray that into the bag of powder and let it dry

    I found the drug to be the best stimulant you can get in the Wisconsin DOC but it does give you a nasty feeling at some parts.

    i snorted about 10 of them on my birthday uh like 2013? I remember because 7/27 was the first time Fox regular channel TV had UFC fights, so I just sat in my cell watching UFC, snorting wellies and drinking instant coffee by myself.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    u should take more pictures of people while they're enjoying the night out and you're watching them from a dim dark corner of the establishment.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    congrats, don't keep doing it, once they hit the 6 month range, vinny will save the pics and fap to them.
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