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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Wormwood/dead wood.

    Puts holes in the brain, but i'm sure that's nothing for your draino brain to handle.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Do i need a good computer to play this?
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I smoked DMT four times in the same night, alone in silence. The first one I put...

    I attempted to look these numbers up but they have eliminated HEROIC dose from their chart.

    Smoked/Vaporized DMT Dosages
    Threshold 2 - 5 mg
    Light 10 - 20 mg
    Common 20 - 40 mg
    Strong 40 - 60 mg

    LOL! Them numers got a lot lower, so I got a gram sent to me from a customer who wanted to hook up his RC Boy. For free my nigga!~!~!~ I had no real appreciation for any chemiacl except that super benzo that killed a bunch of people I know lol I'll think of it later, that was the only drug I really believed in the strength of.

    I did 100mg weighed up on my Gemini 20 mg scale 4 times in small pieces of a rolling paper, the 4th one I put 700mg (it came out to like 600 because the others were weighed heavy, but i wasn't too stupid to do it negligently as I pushed repeated heroic doses)

    Someone I thought the world of told me you can push into God if you do enough, and that was all my 18year old shaman ass needed to hear to know what to do.

    Major experience with LSD at this point so I could handle the mind bend.

    Bro so I do 2 of them, wow pretty cool, like 2 hits of LSD but it's rapid on and rapid off and different.

    I grab the third small paper pouch and drop that in the pipe, I unfortunately made a mistake in the silent darkness while tripping and grabbed the 700mg pouch and hit it just the like the first two. Unfortunately I thought it would be more of the same, I was greatly incorrect.

    I saw every single person I ever in my life sitting in little holes. You ever seen the movie Holes where they make them little kids dig a 6x6ft hole everyday to look for treasure. But this is the worst part, they were just digging to make webs and making bigger spider webs. Every person I ever knew was connected to people, like my momma and I had the strongest web and her ex boyfriend was the second strongest, and every person I knew a little bit had a small fibre.

    I'm 18 and a retarded research chemical vendor high on JWH sitting in his college dorm room alone in the dark.

    I"m like man this is real. I don't know how to un understand it.

    "Every person is just digging a hole so they have something to make the reason for their life, they are just building webs of people so they have something to show when the digger stops digging and they go on and they have this big ass web and deep hole."

    Fucking fucked me up, that was 12 years ago (I am 30 or 30 million years old) and I was just like damn. I looked at this fifth floor window I already popped the screen out of and I was like Do I jump?

    I thouht fuck it I see life for what life is,

    18 years later I have nightmares about it, I have used LSD four times in the last decade but when I feel like my mind approaches this subject I can't really appreciate the drug like I used to.

    I am afraid of using DMT again, when I was sent it the manufacturer of bulk. Fuck it they already got indicted in 2014 i can put the name out there, Better Bear Botanicals LLC (an inspirational name for me more later in life) uh sent me the best shit in the world i guess, he told me to watch a video about DMT and told him i'm not watching shit like that on my computer, so he said aliens and airplanes and lights flashing and stars and galaxies and incomprehensible shit, so I got hte last part of that and shit else, maybe it was ecause I was in teh dark and not at a techno concert djing or something? But I didn't see a planet, I saw an evil hand talking to the back of my skull and he made my life kinda shitty

    Like after that point I never did DMT again and kinda stopped caring about life.

    Maybe 5x 140mg Heroic doses at once fucked my brain up but it explains a lot if it did.

    I will say it was fucking awesome and that 20 second conversation with God himself cheapened my life and made me understand that life is kinda worthless, bro you're 1 in 10 billion people trying to seem important. IF you ate nothing but rice for the next.

    Let me describe this so simply wariat will understand it;

    If you ate only rice (5,000 grains per very large bowl) and you ate 2,000,000 that would be 666,660 meals you (at age 75x3 meals a day) eat about 86,000.

    You are one grain of rice. in the amount of rice a 75 year old man ate eating it at every meal x8...

    God don't give a fuck about you.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I've never seen a black person and thought "Yeah my thousands on thousands of years of evolution wanted me to do this."
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    You ever wanted external necrosis? YOu can get internal necrosis. You're shooting up what you HOPE is fentanyl and heroin, maybe ur a little stressed had a bad day at work etc and wanna be half dead. Shit this drug works doubly good.

    Best part is if you do a small amount mixed with ur fetty and ur boy, u can get the 3 master death spiral. You aint gotta worry about waking up Narcan don't work on the Xylocine.

    Lotta people wisened up and only use a little bit cuz they're trying to get their fingers to fall off and patches of skin to rot around injection sites, but it's not an abscess whatever your body looks like externally it looks like internally.

    Destruction of tissue especially related to tendons and in minor joints. I'm like this is perfect this is exactly what you wanted so you could be a one legged fuck and get even more money with your soda cup and sign. That money you can use to buy more dope and get even more uh like bro people's arms are falling off and shit in miami. I saw one guy who TAPES his hands together and I gotta heart

    i ask him, "Why you got all that tape on your fuckin hands?" it's not tape it's a bandage with one piece of scotch tape. I saw this niggas white tendons and shit in his hands and he said "Yeah it's rough out here"

    I said "You ever tohught about not shooting up dope into your hands?"

    'i don't i just smoke the shit.'

    i'm like damn that's fucked up and gave him a dollar for the story.
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    they narcanned him 3 times and apparently he's brain dead and in a coma

    I coulnd' tbe happier folks. but i gotta act sad because this nigga who threatens me constnatly and tries to get money out of me (neither of which have been successful since he's 5 foot none and walks with a limp from a prior shooting)

    he turned 30 four days ago, we actualy have 3 day apart birthdays

    Here's him as he went from being narcanned to being brain dead outisde of the store. :)

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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    wow here's your opportunity to fuck a drunk teenager you just met and fuck her up with whatever you got coming out your penis. I'm sure she'll be very excited to wake up next to an old chubby convicted pedophile who got deporte

    Nice job, broski. You're so very much succeeding, time to post about it on the forums since you're still working in getting your 3 1/2 floppy into being a hard 4 inch CD.

    I hope she wakes up and her father kills you.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Basically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.

    I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.

    GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.

    GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.

    She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.

    I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.

    GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.

    I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.

    I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.

    So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".

    She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.

    To repeat myself and what i said a long ass time ago, as soon as she stopped fucking you, you were literally making a golden castle to worm her way into and now you are living with a parasite in your home in England. That lady is clever as fuck and played you for a fool, I don't not think of you as foolish DT, men do tons of stupid shit for nothing when it comes to romance.

    But you definitely imported a tape worm and have allowed it to feed off your gub'ment, mum, and you motherfucker.

    Toss that bitch out into a homeless shelter with her ukrainian dollars for a week and stone wall her.

    If you don't love her you need to move on, if you do love her you should get her hooked on mephedrone, facial abuse and dog videos not like scooby doo but like artofzoo.com etc my friend will also fly from ukraine to help if you and GG so desire.

    also u met this bitch and immediately bought her a lot of shit at a grocery store, that immediately put you in the position that you are still in today, albeit on a much larger scale.

    The groceries 1 time would've probably netted you enough pussy to pursue first world White people, not currently trying to flee a warzone.

    My opinion. I hope you don't hate me for this, but in the nature of reality I want you to know you should find the fastest way to get her away from you and go clubbing solo.

    Don't feel bad about living at your mom's house and being kinda dependent on her graces, we all have been in periods of our life where it's the same shit.

    Point is don't let that bitch keep using you, get really drunk with her, fuck her in the ass for a lil while (b nice about it tho) and then when u done tell her you're a homosexual and this isn't working out and she's gotta go in the next 2 days.

    make ur mom help you and be part of the anal sex/group conversation about your new identity. Call her mom and brother and ask their opinion. Report back!
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    THe video you just showed me was so wonderful I collected every person in Miami and we all stood at the beach with a giant projector so that we could all feel the immense change this video provided us as a catalyst, we have all grown so much because of this video mentally, emotionally and spiritually, we will be going to other cities so that they too can watch this stupid ass fucking video about nothing you fuck up piece of shit.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    they went into our complex and cut off the water and gave everyone the wrong bill lol cuz they were supposed to do next yard lady on my flyer owes 303$ i said damn that's a lot of fucking water & delinquency

    how can u cut someone's water when it's 102 degrees and the world is melting, what if i had kids or some shit like some of these people, i'd have to do take care of them with more effort, i hope the water turns on soon.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    6 people got their water cut in my complex and notices put on their door.

    Includig me.

    it said i owe such and such amount and shit, and the housing address was for the complex next to us (3 identical complexes of like 25 apartments each) lol

    so yea kinda shitty and i got this good ass weed but it makes me so fucking thirsty and i don't want to drink anymore beer but i guess it's sunny D and water and i might go get 2 beers if i go fishing tonight.

    hope u doin good candy
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    We see a great allure in almost all cultures to white rice, white fish, peeled potatoes, eggs.

    It seems almost overwhelmingly to be the case of systemic racism found in all humans.

    I have never seen someone want to drink black or brown milk.

    I believe that we need to understand our own inherent ignorance as we view the world and the other truths we can learn from embracing what is right.

    White Power.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    no he's a retarded tweaker who links to stuff he doesn't watch

    anyway, OT I'm thinking about faking my death in a helicopter crash and play Kobe Bryant in some Madden but the black people one for basketball , plan on it, enjoy me while u got me, i enter the florida power ball ONCE a week! and i tell everyone we'd be rich if i won, but the first thing I plan to do is buy a helicopter and not tell anyone.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    OH and to clear fonaplats of involvement, he's neither dating the old asian lady that divorced Paul Wozny nor is he with a parasitic ukrainian leach that never gives my boy pussy cuz she's allergic to cum, allergic to latex, allergic to sex (despite having sex with him before when they initially met) and any other excuse to not fuck.

    Fonaplats being the nicest person on this website (his alt being the second nicest) told us naively about his first girlfriend, buying her a couch, a 14,000$ bed (or some shit it was really expensive) and fixing her house, she got tired of him, punched him a couple times and made him leave her newly furnished, remodeled house. Her name was Chelle or Chell, "chell's couch" brings up a lot of funny threads relating to him spending a ridiculous amount of money on furniture he will never see again after they broke up.

    now he doesn't talk about his relationship very much since he doesn't want everyone to talk about it and lol at the (mostly) funny parts.

    Also one lives in Arizona/California (wozny), one lives in England (Donald Trump) and one lives in Ohio (Fona) and they have never met in person, nor know any of the same females.

    Hope that cleared everything up.
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I think Donald Trump is the most attractive of the three.

    Fonaplats is the nicest of the three.

    and Paul Wozny/beighwarlock/pete green is a convicted child molester.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    https://www.gazettextra.com/archives/convicted-scout-leader-seeks-new-sentencing/article_9146ebaf-34c3-544c-8a34-ba93b6ea6d93.html
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    https://law.justia.com/cases/wisconsin/court-of-appeals/2004/6468.html

    beige warlock
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    GG (Groceries Girl) is Donald Trump's live in leach. He originally met her at a grocery store in Ukraine when the bombs were first falling and she's like 'Hey I'll throw you a little pussy if you buy me 200$ in salmon, french wine, and cookies.' and he being an eligible bachelor in a third world country with a passport out of there, she immediately fell in love and wants more salmon and not to be firebombed by the Wagner Private Military Corporation in her apartment.

    Gigi is this old asian lady (smoking hot tho, I seen videos and loyal) that found Paul Wozny/Pete Green/Quick Dix Ready and was like hey guy who has a job, i have this 11 year old son you have to pay half the expenses for if we get together, and remained with him until the young man turned 18 at which point he stopped contacting convicted pedophile paul wozny, went to college, and left him.

    uh who else was on your list.

    BeRealBuddy is Fonaplats aka the second nicest person we have on this website, but he had a work cell phone and a computer so he made two accounts for some reason.

    Beige Warlock is paul wozny.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lots of 19yr old babes to bang…amirite?

    ya most of them have an old man fetish where they try to fuck balding old guys, it's awesome, I just be having the pussy thrown at me left and right, I feel like i'm drowning in of adult age teen pussy in college guys it's great, I have to lie to women and tell them i'm married or gay and stuff all the time, they follow me around just hoping to get some old white dick from a guy who has to still walk to college despite being 30.

    Pretty much every gay dude will try me out because I'm tall and slender and wear nice clothing and find out I have a big weiner.

    Women seem to want (at my age) like some documented success they can say "Yeah he's...." or possession of nice things

    Nigga me? I aint got shit to offer except a slightly larger than average weiner and domestic violence, also when i shave my head and face to not look old I look like mr clean except thinner and with scars everywhere.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I love this website.
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