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2022-06-12 at 11:58 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Sounds like a problem suffered by those on the "less functioning" end of the spectrum.
Why not say
"i'm busy"
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2022-06-12 at 7:47 PM UTC in Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.ill be honest, i have a small crush on kafka. I typically hold this towards one member of our community at a time, kinda like how some of you fixate on a hated favorite, but the opposite, sober I'm quite friendly, jovial and would be happy to talk at length on the phone with most of you (not wellhung who has the mind of a child and plays with poop).
The list of my crushes is as long as it is varied.
AverageJane #1 Her and I still talk about once a year, she has a new fiance and is raising her kid and happy in michigan.
HTS #3 No longer felt attracted once I saw how she was just getting fatter and older and gave up on being a woman so she looks like a eunuch mixed with Chrischan (no offense)
And now Kafka #4. Not sure why, just kinda feel how I feel.
#3 I will allow to remain a mystery mostly because I don't remember what that fat hispanic guy who cross dressed and played with weapons on his dad's coffee plantation in central america's name was. He was really cool to talk to once I understood he had a sophisticated knowledge of advanced (what I consider to be advanced) military weapons that he was able to purchase with his daddy's money from the military contractors in Argentina or Bolivia or some shit. Wasn't sexually attracted to a fat guy though, only emotionally and intellectually attatched.
Then of course there was Sophie who I thought was a man who dressed up as a girl and kinda acts like one, but then he kinda gave me the creeps and I found out he was a weirdo pedophile genius and not a man who pretends to be a girl and lost all interest when I found out he didn't wanna get dicked down.
Can't help how you feel folks, I'm a creep but I'm honest with you all about how I feel.
That being said, Kafka I would love to start fresh but since you dont' want to I'll probably shit talk you in the future, but know I shit talk you out of the pain of rejection.
That being said I feel like i'm a lot nicer of a person when I'm not drinking and would love to be your friend because you are a beautiful person even if you're not all there and have to go to Lidl with a chaperone.
I'd be your chaperone but you'd end up getting a lot more anal sex, choked and bitten than I think you realize.
So i give it some time and prayer and eventually someone will love me for who I am and accept my needs hesitantly. Cuz if you're like choke me, hold my throat, while you pull up and sodomize me, i wouldn't be interested, the nervousness gets me off.
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2022-06-12 at 11:43 PM UTC in If there was a button that erased all record of you from existence...i've had a really shitty life and i'm happy i've gotten the opportunity to live for the happiness I have found in many things and the fact my existance wasn't worse and still continues existing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-06-12 at 11:42 PM UTC in Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.
Originally posted by Sudo Yggdrasil was a pretty good looking man too. He was an egotistical self absorbed upper class Columbian homosexual. He posted on 4chan too and I remember him telling a story about seeing his ex on a gay porn thread on there and he jerked his gherkin to it. I bet he's doing alright now, his parents were loaded and seemed to be entrenched in the upper class of his country
What happened to him? Anyone know? I vaguely remember him.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yes I agree she should hide in a stall with a silenced pistol and then when you take the stall next to her to masturbate loudly to gay porn without headphones she can lean over and pop you in the head. also it would be in the womens washroom and as she exits everyone would applaud and joe biden would personally give her the key to the city for helping clean up the scum off the streets
Quit trying so hard, fellowfagThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-12 at 8:03 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Candy we had fried chicken and gritz for dinner yesterday, I sat next to the most beautiful black girl who had the tightest braids I've ever seen, I told her I loved her hair and she said "really?" all shocked and we made small talk and she gave me her breast piece after eating a wing and sat with me talking until i finished my food (She only ate like half of what I did and then gave me the rest of the chicken)
I didn't eat the skin on any of the pieces so she thinks I"m really really healthy, i told her I'm really not I'm just getting sober and she said she knows she's a counselor in the mental health building
I also fucked with a black girl on the bus from chicago to memphis, I wish I could tell you I thought about you while I was hitting it but I didn't.
Next time I will.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-12 at 8:03 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-06-12 at 8:05 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬and i feel like if she didn't wanna talk to me she wouldn't have sat there for 15 minutes while I talked about global politics and my life, she said she's from Florida and seemed kinda guarded.
But there's no reason she'd have kept sitting there after finishing her food unless she wanted the Wisco White Snake, right?
I did not try to touch her hair but I want to.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-12 at 7:48 PM UTC in Why Kafka would be better off dating an atypical member of our community versus facing certain disappointment in typical Irish mics.She is the only white woman I've considered having sex with in a couple years.
I am STD free, alcohol free, but I do smoke a lot of marijuana and can get really cheap cocaine but you can't do it daily or I won't reup.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-12 at 11:58 AM UTC in Should Kafka go back to facebook and stay off NIS?
Originally posted by Kafka You already did and told me to add you when I’d told you endless times to fuck off.
I feel like you are an angry person on the inside whose been hurt by men and are taking it out on the most masculine man you interact with.
Not sure why and am unsure how effective of a coping skill this is, but I wish the worst of luckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-12 at 11:21 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.And if anyone cheats on me at any point ever, I can't ever be with them again, I've tried and it made me feel disgusted with myself that I was settling for a relationship based on trust, sodomy & monogamy with a cheater.
My friend/plug wanted to fuck my tranny ex while I was with her and I was high on meth and was like yea OK and a couple times she asked me if I was ok with it and after he had got there, I kinda just scowled and told her if she fucks him, she can leave with him.
That's the closest I ever got to polygamy. I told her I guess I"m kinda vanilla as I tore her ass up and choked the shit out of her while I held a poppers soaked rag over her face.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-12 at 11:18 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.
Originally posted by Sudo Did you ever give a girl an std you contacted from fucking a dude? Do you think she knew?
I think this is the beginning of a good chapter for you. Have you ever seen "the Florida project?" With willem Dafoe? You should move into one of those run down motels, scam tourists and party on the beach at night
I've contracted two STDS so far in my life, both chlamydia/the clap. One I contracted from a girlfriend who slept with another man while I was incarcerated, the other was from a gay man.
I only really like to have one sexual partner at a time if i can keep it steady and only look for a new partner when the first one leaves me (I don't really break up with anyone, just push them out of my life with my behavior and if they don't leave really push them away with increasingly nutty behavior).
I'm planning on going into a residental employment based living and gonna sell 20 sacks of Nuggets on the beach that come with 2 rolling papers and a pack of matches. That's a couple months from now but the Haitians have told me it's a good hustle cuz I speak perfect english, look like someone people would ask for bag, and as many of you know am not afraid of fighting over nothing at knife point with strangers. The last I think is the reason they like me, some big ass black guy (can't tell if he haitian it gets confusing when they speak spanish) threatened me on my second or third day and i was withdrawling and I told him I can't win a fist fight but I'll cut him.
He laughed and grabbed my shoulder. His name is Billy, Willy, Hill, pretty much anything that rhymes with Hill or Hilly he goes by. I'm not sure he even knows. Dudes a gigantic monster and told me he thought I was policia at first "but policia no knife fight, they pussy call 911, more whitey show up, you no call, you no policia."
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that's because you are the gayest person I know
You have sex with a man who shoves lighters, high lighters, and lightsabers in his ass (with varying results of pleasure) and now masqearades as a quasi girl with a non functional weiner.
Your "girlfriend" is literally Christine Chandler. At least I'm honest enough to pigeonhole my trannies as "trannies"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-12 at 10:25 AM UTC in I'm in hospice care/stage 4 renal failureThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-06-11 at 11:34 AM UTC in I'm in hospice care/stage 4 renal failurecan i come visit? I am in South Miami, I have money and can rent a car.
I'll fuck you if you're not white. Well i suppose you're dying, so you won't carry a baby to term, so i'll fuck you too but i don't want to tbh.
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2022-06-11 at 11:38 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.My only regret is that I gave away my weapons and fleet of 4 small boats and everything I couldn't fit into two backpacks. But whatever there are so many guns down here, I saw a lady with a fuckign revolver the size of her thigh just walking down the street with a little kid holding her hand, I did not try to talk to her.
Realistically I got my tranny in Milwaukee, I got a black bitch in Memphis, I want a brown bitch in Miami and then it's off to Chinatown in Key West. Everyone want a slice of White Breadley.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-11 at 11:28 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.I live in Little Haiti, Miami, Florida. Working to get certification as a security guard. Am in Alcoholics Anonymous. 10 days sober. Found a local salvation army kinda thing where I can get a pair of slacks, button up, socks, and new boxerbriefs for 10$. So I've been doing that. Me and 3 other black guys speak english, some haitans/hispanics in AA do a little bit, but I've been learning spanish very quickly.
Because of my uniqueness as the only white person aside from this old man who everyone says I'm the son of, a lot of beautiful Haitian and Cuban girls be hollaring at me and I stand by the sidewalk (I am in a men's rehab-home for 60 days as part of the AA work program they have here) with my gold chain on and my Newport 100 and just say "Hola, no Espanol. English? Coffee?"
It's pretty dope, I'll post more if my life falls apart. But realistically it's gonna go really really well (a family, job, small home and fishing boat) or really really bad (stabbed to death by Haitians).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-06-11 at 11:30 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.And yes I use coffee as a means to get beautiful women to talk to me, one girl who walks by everyday in the morning to work named Esmerelda (spelling?) asked the old men where the young white boy was, they all giggled and came inside to tell me she walked away and I missed her, but tomorrow I'll be out there with two cups of coffee and a huge white cock.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-06-02 at 6:16 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-06-02 at 6 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.I've been not doing good it's been really fucking fun.
Step 1:
Stop taking your meds, you don't even need the arthritis ones if someone asks tell them you don't get any meds anymore.
Step 2:
Folks this will require about 3$, 2.80 at Walmart.
Bring 20. Youll require 4 four packs now I probably shouldn't give away all the secrets:
the number% ABV must be high enough to put clearly on the can.
I've tried most of them unless they're not cheap, my recommendation;
Hurricane Malt Liquor
Reds Apple Ale
Steel reserve 211
Get all of them everyday fuck it!
Step 3 realize you're officially back withdrawing from alcohol, shake and get sick every 8 to 12 hours and you barely eat.
But you do hate yourself and the majority of the people in your life. I love this community tho mostly because of the interactions you and I have shared. Don't ever forget thisfaggot.
Step 3 suck and fuck and tweak and drink and fall in love with your ex.
Step 4 have your mom say you HAVE TO COME BACK, STOP HAVING SEX WITH LOKIE, I NEED YOU TO PACK MY STUFF I MOVE ON MEMORIAL DAY. So I did.
I packed up all the stuff, she made dinner and started ridiculing me guys. So I told her my opinion of her and said I don't normally tell people how I really feel. She locked me out of the house when I went outside and called the police non emergency line for a welfare check
Step 5 tell the cops youre moving to Florida tomorrow morning and don't get welfare checks my SOCIAL SECURITY go on a card.
He said what do you need out of the house. I have 3 outfits a fishing pole and the ring I was wearing and my wallet
Step 6 oh shoot the cop thouggt I was serious, drove me to the greyhound station and "helped me" use my debit card to buy a ticket at noon two days ago to be in Miami Florida 50 hours later
Folks I've left the state of Wisconsin twice before and I'm 28 and visited 11 cities in the last day, got robbed for my phone in Atlanta, smoked crack, bought a blunt at every stop, got my dick sucked by a black person in the bathroom (the highlight so far) and tried to fuck this fat Amish girl who going to Ft Lauderdale.
She told me she is widower and not promiscuous. I said oh and started writing this
But I have a plan for when I get there! And it involves me asking for mental health treatment while I detox at the hospital. I hope I can get back on my meds and into transitional housing.
I had a seizure 2 weeks ago from delerium tremens and that's when I realized I'm fucked (again)
So I took the opportunity of my departure to tell everyone exactly how I always felt about them
My best friend stole from me while I was gone and I just kinda realized everyone in my life except for 3 men could not exist and I'd be happier. So I gave away everything I own or told my roommate to keep it or left it at my mom's.
tldr I'm doing what §m£ÂgØL did except I'm gonna get my dick sucked a lot not fucked in the ass by hydromorphones husband in a piss smelling trailer.
Or maybe I will!
FINAL STEP
Declared yourself the greatest and THEN YOU CATCH DAT BUS
to Miami where youre gonna try not to be an ego tistical mean drunk
I'm gonna try to be nice to everyone I meet and not be the piece of shit I have been for years that thinks he needs to be the bad guy because I have been for so long. Can't wait to be drunk in 7 hours guys, Miami in 12.
Long Live our Community.
I will include a photo of me and the Amish lady who while not being a looker has a really cute mouth and an accent I've never heard b4The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-05-28 at 4:54 PM UTC in U`` val` De Police Non Emergency NumberI'm not sure how to say this but I like to hurt people and if I fuck up I throw 30+1 and run.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-05-27 at 9:24 PM UTC in Watched Brokeback Mountain for the first time yesterday and wish to review it .Spoiler alert:
I do discuss the ending.
Plot Summary:
1963, Western United States.
These 2 cowboy rancher guys get a job doing some sheep herding as a seasonal job. Out alone with no one else to talk to this small 20 year old gay guy gets to be his friend.
Other guy is manly and I think unattractive.
He gets the older guy really drunk and they have in tents sex. It was OK I guess, so then it's the dynamics of their first year relationship.
They annually anally take this job, both have straight families with kids on the side.
A decade later the twink wants his daddy to leave his family and start a ranch.
Daddy tells him he doesn't want to be gay.
It's really sad.
So he gets to thinking about cock and his boy toy and says fuck it and goes to call him.
The twinks wife answers the phone and said local fag haters beat him to death in a field years earlier.
He struggles with this and went to go visit his boy toys mom and dad and dad said ya he was with another man from Texas and had planned on starting the ranch with him.
Heartbreak.
Tldr I watched some fag movie with my gay friend about 2 dudes falling in love and it made me cry, but I was really drunk too.
Then we watched about gay conversion therapy and had gay sex before bed.
One of the best movies I've ever seen, fags.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
