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Poll: Should I have moved to Florida with no plans??

I moved away forever and ruined my life.

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah also make your way to Odessa FL nearby Tampa and find a restaurant called GPeppers. They have a hose behind the store you can use to shower and their dumpster is sort of hidden so you can scrounge around in there without having to feel too much shame from others looking. If you see a black homeless dude named Levi tell him I said what's up. He'll hook you up too.
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  2. #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I kinda want to do this I'm getting sick of life


    Gonna buy an RV and a big dog and become mushroom pickers foragers or something like gypies
  3. #23
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Check out chowderheads run by Ed

    2123 South, US-1, Jupiter, FL 33477, United States
  4. #24
    Originally posted by mmQ They have a hose behind the store you can use to shower

    I first read that as horse and immediately processed it as taking a horse piss shower.
  5. #25
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Taking greyhounds in the midwest is a trip, because you do really be running into a lot of amish. I don't think I've ever gone on a greyhound ride through that region and not had a whole ass squad of amish get on so they could raise a barn somewhere or whatever. Apparently they've decided if they just get onto our infernal modern machines and let us take them to where they wanna go, that's fine. I don't buy it. God will smite them.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I went to an Amish store once with a bunch of hand crafted Amish furniture and whatnots and then I stopped in the middle of my tracks and asked myself what the fuck am I doing here? Then I left.
  7. #27
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    The Midwest is my sanctuary.

    I've never left. Literally, I've been to Missouri, Illinois, Kentucky, and Tennessee. I really don't even want to travel that much...I'd like to see mountains and the desert and the ocean for once maybe, but vacations are ALWAYS more headache than there worth in my opinion. I would also enjoy seeing Alaska or like Maine and new england.
  8. #28
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I went to an Amish store once with a bunch of hand crafted Amish furniture and whatnots and then I stopped in the middle of my tracks and asked myself what the fuck am I doing here? Then I left.

    hey man the Amish make quality stuff
  9. #29
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai Taking greyhounds in the midwest is a trip, because you do really be running into a lot of amish. I don't think I've ever gone on a greyhound ride through that region and not had a whole ass squad of amish get on so they could raise a barn somewhere or whatever. Apparently they've decided if they just get onto our infernal modern machines and let us take them to where they wanna go, that's fine. I don't buy it. God will smite them.

    I've been to Amish communities many times as a child, they're super chill and nice people and make good food and stuff
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster hey man the Amish make quality stuff

    I'm aware but it's still not stuff I want and if they wanna be all off the grid then they need to sell their stuff off the grid and not in a store in a strip mall using modern electricity and whatnot
  11. #31
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm aware but it's still not stuff I want and if they wanna be all off the grid then they need to sell their stuff off the grid and not in a store in a strip mall using modern electricity and whatnot

    They actually grow and sell weed very often
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  12. #32
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I've been to Amish communities many times as a child, they're super chill and nice people and make good food and stuff

    Oh yeah, I've got nothing against them. Literally the only thing the Amish niggas do that could piss anyone off is slow down traffic with their horse-drawn carriages, and I don't drive so I ain't ever have to deal with that.
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster They actually grow and sell weed very often

    Illegally?
  14. #34
    Amish women don't shave, armpits, legs or snatch...no thanks.
  15. #35
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Illegally?

    Well yeah I doubt they have licenses
  16. #36
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Amish women don't shave, armpits, legs or snatch…no thanks.

  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Well yeah I doubt they have licenses

    They're usually pretty by the book aren't they? What the sins and religion and all that? How do you know they sell weed?
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    I live in Little Haiti, Miami, Florida. Working to get certification as a security guard. Am in Alcoholics Anonymous. 10 days sober. Found a local salvation army kinda thing where I can get a pair of slacks, button up, socks, and new boxerbriefs for 10$. So I've been doing that. Me and 3 other black guys speak english, some haitans/hispanics in AA do a little bit, but I've been learning spanish very quickly.

    Because of my uniqueness as the only white person aside from this old man who everyone says I'm the son of, a lot of beautiful Haitian and Cuban girls be hollaring at me and I stand by the sidewalk (I am in a men's rehab-home for 60 days as part of the AA work program they have here) with my gold chain on and my Newport 100 and just say "Hola, no Espanol. English? Coffee?"

    It's pretty dope, I'll post more if my life falls apart. But realistically it's gonna go really really well (a family, job, small home and fishing boat) or really really bad (stabbed to death by Haitians).
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  19. #39
    Bradley Florida Man
    And yes I use coffee as a means to get beautiful women to talk to me, one girl who walks by everyday in the morning to work named Esmerelda (spelling?) asked the old men where the young white boy was, they all giggled and came inside to tell me she walked away and I missed her, but tomorrow I'll be out there with two cups of coffee and a huge white cock.
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  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    My only regret is that I gave away my weapons and fleet of 4 small boats and everything I couldn't fit into two backpacks. But whatever there are so many guns down here, I saw a lady with a fuckign revolver the size of her thigh just walking down the street with a little kid holding her hand, I did not try to talk to her.

    Realistically I got my tranny in Milwaukee, I got a black bitch in Memphis, I want a brown bitch in Miami and then it's off to Chinatown in Key West. Everyone want a slice of White Breadley.
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