I hope I find a wife soon. THinking one of these haitians girls will go honestly, that or I'mma expand into south beach in two months.
If I stay out of the water in warmer temperatures I have a nice size flacid cock especially for a white guy, wear basketball shorts with no drawers and have a couple of gold pieces on that make me look more attractive.
I've been shaving my head and entire face for the first time in my life (cuz i'm balding and having a beard makes me look older) so I basically look lik ea cue ball with eye bros.
I also got cut up a couple months ago and have a scar running up my nose which i was told doesn't improve my appearance but i can't start getting self conscious about scarred up cuts even on my face at almost 30 years old.
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What up?
So I haven't been posting as much and by that I mean I figured out how to download Zelda 1 with custom made quests by a community.
So that's kept me occupied yesterday, the day before that was the Summer Solstice. I have like 4 friends here. One of them vaulted the fence and disappeared with a backpack on. He didn't give us any contact information and did the dash violating his ten years of parole.
I've been dressing really nice and I was gonna not drink coffee today, but then my boy just handed me a half of mug of espresso to get me started (normally I drink about 2 mugs of espresso by the time we go to breakfast). He thought I was out I imagine. Not sure since we speak 2 different language and "I'm not having any today" is a confusing term on whether i plan to have any.
Found out I have high blood pressure 138/85.
Everyone I play dominos and cards with is sick as fuck with Covid19, but not ya boy!~!!~ I refuse to wear a mask and quote Jonathon Faucci as saying that if I'm 6 feet away from everyone I don't have to wear one, so I got a PRC test with everyone and am getting every other day instant tests. All have come back negativo and because everyone on my floor is sick as fuck but not me cuz i'm the best.
Bought a gal pal for Tacklebacklepacklepal and she came yesterday, along with 2,000 googley eyes, a pair of nice (well made, but not expensive) polarized green mirror amber lens sunglasses because of how bright Florida is in expectation of fishing.
I am gonna start buying fishing stuff next month when I got a month till I release.
I'm thinking a good money making scheme will be selling water bottles on the beach out of a cooler, or maybe I just go fishing.
Trying to fuck pretty much all these haitian girls, but I like looking at the black ones, might go for that. I really like how the native spanish speakers (most aren't mexican) with accents as thick as their asses, i like how their inflections in voice sound.
My drawing of people who aren't Odin is also improving rapidly, I showed the therapist running group yesterday the photo I had drawn of her. I liked that she looked at it for awhile and didn't just dismiss it, but she's paid to be nice to us unlike the girl I'm about to go talk to who walks to work by 7 that drinks espresso with me.
I don't tell her its sugary espresso, so she thinks I'm just constantly drinking this strong ass drank as regular coffee.
I'm really excited for nothing. Probably gonna buy another USB xbox controller to play more games with in the day room and look at all the jelly mufuckas i won't tell how I did it.
Gained about 8lb since I quit drinking, so I'm only eating 1/2 of the food their offering me instead of double.
Really want to get some non fiction books to teach myself how to do salt water fishing, apparently i need a lot of new shit and it's all really expensive and well made from PENN so that'll probably be 300-400 for 2 rods but I'm going to end up getting 3 for the same price.
I talked to my mom for about 30 seconds before she started shitting on me for my mental health (I'm nuts) and I told her I gotta go and hung up, that was the first time I talked to her since I left WI.
If I don't post for awhile, it's probably because I'm happy and I'll post periodic updates, regular shit posting will resume when I go back to using drugs or my life falls apart.
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2022-06-23 at 10:18 AM UTC
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Just put a tie for the first time in two months, was pleased to see I remembered how to do a half Windsor first time with the perfect length.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
How much money do u spend on bars per month?
He doesn't spend his money, it's his mom's money and she thinks he's socializing with other adults in a pub but really he's just carrying around an iPad, looking up girls rimming dogs, and talking to pre teens.
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2022-06-21 at 12:27 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Back Lane Madders
HR and Legal go hand in hand in any Admin office.
When shit goes down, and the companies about to get sued. They call in HR and Legal
So how does this relate.. well in 2012-2013 James Comey worked as Legal at Bridgewater Associates and Jeff Hunter worked HR from 2011-2013
Both left months apart.
Jeff Hunter was CEO at EA games sports div
One of our young well known Totse users was boasting often about our Jeff Hunter getting him a game at Maxis, in Lafayette Cali. Next door to Walnut Creek.
Jeff knew the owner. He was a game tester. EA then purchased Maxis and moved it to the Oakland Emeryville location where it was shut down
Maxis if you didn't know had owned and invented SIMs
EA sports created military war simulations SIM training games. I think you can see the M.I.C. applications here
Speaking of applications, it turned out that Triple Canopy spun off from Blackwater..whichin Blackwater the American System company that does background checking was purchased and runs out of that area. I did a little searching
Your Jeff Hunter and mine may not be the same guy but they're both related to Totse. Again, relatives perhaps? They played a 3 card Monty which is a common practice to deflect blame during legal strategy.
Lots of criminal organizations use this tactic. Was it Sr or Jr or cousin Jeff with the same name? No one bothered putting a title in front 😆😂
by god i think he's right!
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I'm happy I don't have wet brain, have all my teeth, and am not addicted to drugs.
I'm the only person with real gold on here and when we talk in group, I'm honest I sell weed and LSD and not large amounts, but my addiction is drinking a lot of malt liquor since I have the smarts to not drink liquor anymore.
I guess this has given me a higher status to some of them and they are respectful which is nice because there's 3 White people here and I couldn't imagine being mocked and fucked with or touched or stolen from. Some black guy used my hot sauce in the cafeteria and I said, "You could've asked." and he nodded. The next day he did the same shit, I grabbed that motherfucker out of his hands so fucking fast that it spilled on him and he apologized and said it didn't have to be like that and I drink so much espresso (I get so much food stamps that I make sugary espressos ("Cubano Coffee") for my friends like four times a day and we do shots of it as hot as we can) that I shake and freak the fuck out hahaha
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2022-06-19 at 1:04 PM UTC
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Damn
imagine coming to a forum to complain about how the forum isn't up to par with your content requirements while providing no content except complaints
be the poster you want to read the posts of, that's what i do
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2022-06-18 at 11:44 PM UTC
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I can phone demons
if i could ask a demon one thing it would be how do I become a demon and if it's not possible, i would ask him what the value of souls are and proceed to do brokerage for money and power. Which I would use to get more souls. Like Adolf Hitler did.
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Originally posted by BummyMofo
No Lie some white girl the other night asked "Sir I Politely Request You Wear a Mask"
But she was like 300 pound bitch with skrillex hair
i tell her to go get her mammy to bring me a mask i'll put it on if she aint busy fuckin with 10 of the nazimen down the street
The director made all of us wear masks, they gave us the nice NK95 masks, I proceeded to cut a hole in the front of mine and wear it like that and when it was my turn to speak it kinda did like a puppet mouth thing and everyone saw I had a "defective" mask but I correct them saying I can't breathe through a mask unless I cut a hole in it. I've been doing this for 2 years guys!
Whenever anyone with a mask talks I loudly interrupt them and say "Can you take that mask off when you talk? I can't understand what you're saying." and when they are done I say, "You might as well not wear that mask if you're gonna take it off when you talk."
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2022-06-18 at 8:18 PM UTC
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hey candy, we had ribs today. It was a big hit with your people and I had a good opportunity to vibe out with some of them. No one wanted to be my spades partner (I'm white) and then we won 6 out of 8 games!~!~!~!~!~!~
I told them I like to smoke Newports but can't afford them. They all nodded in agreement and one of them passed out three newports cuz he a baller.
When they ask me what my name is I tell them White Brad and they seem to find that humorous.
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I wanna date one of those young ladies who kinda looks like a young boy
the post about a tomboy girl hugging them made me think of it.
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You can try to tell lies that I'm too lazy to dispute, but we have all read your posts. You were too open and now you're trying to cork the bottle of You that's already been poured out.
You're an autistic savant who needs a chaperone at Tesco, but are traveling abroad suddenly by yourself.
That's okay, I used to get drunk and tell lies too.
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Yeah pass, you sound like a dyke. Best of luck. I am no longer interested. I have enough dumb bitches in my life.
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2022-06-16 at 11:12 AM UTC
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i believe i could fight at least 3 untrained chinamen called to fight for their homeland, 4 if I had a screwdriver.
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I've been been in gun fights and knife fights and gotten cut but never shot, at the moment it gave me an erection and a feeling like I shot up cocaine from the andrenalin but after I bleach my shooting arm in the shower I'd just sit there looking at my hands like what the fuck!
Sometimes I draw pictures like they told me to in prison to get over PTSD even though the pictures are representations of the violence I experienced, it helped a lot because I wasn't just keeping it in and festering over what happened.
So I have all these doodles of humanoid shapes robbing one another and people falling down and pools of blood, they asked me about it when I entered this sober living facility and they flipped through my sketch notebooks and when I told them "I was told to draw representations of things that has happened to me." the intake lady gave me this wide eyed look and stopped flipping through them cuz it's about 3/4 full and it's three 90 or 120 page notebooks.
I also write gay erotica with a focus on prison environment but only while I'm locked up, I carry those on me too.
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this website is so fucking funny.
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2022-06-15 at 12:52 AM UTC
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Will you post a photo of oyurself vinny? You can use a chinaman emoji over your face.
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Originally posted by Kafka
Empty, drunk, stuff is going on but I don't feel like I'm present. Next week is making a computer game with people and I just booked a flight to Amsterdam.
have you ever played age of empires 2
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