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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm gonna hold down the TV and not let anyone watch reruns of westerns and bananza and maybe watch Law & Order SVU on bootleg DVDs someone's mom mailed in. Might try to get some gambling going on dice or poker.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    how drunk are you wariat
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    but it's all you can eat, that being said for dinner everyday we get mixed vegetables with different entrees and rotating grains. I ONLY eat the mixed vegetables and fill up about 3 cups worth & pepper the fuck out of it with a little hot sauce, that's why i'm not gaining weight.

    The new dietary concept I'm trying out is eat until I'm full at breakfast, eat a standard lunch, and then eat a snack or vegetables as dinner.

    Figure 50%, 33%, 17% for those who enjoy percentages.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    in miami, which similarly is like 6 cents a gallon .

    people are so retarded that they're saying "That means if you drive an average size car, you will save 2.70$ over the ten day period" and people are like....

    Happy about this. I don't get it.
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    It's a Relic by Fossil. My first with automatic movement. For you proles who don't know what automatic movement is, you can do a lot of crack and not hear the ticking that is powered by quartz-battery powered modern models, rather it utilizes a complex set of gears and cogs that wind up through natural movement on the wrist, then release it through 6 ticks per second.

    The resulting increase ticks are quieter and produce a sweeping movement classically associated with the Rolex brand in watch making, typically 6 ticks per second. I've never had an automatic watch my birthday is in three weeks so I decided to order it.

    I always buy myself a birthday present and I'm proud of myself for not just spending it on drugs even if it was a little pricier than I'm used to spending on a watch (40 or so normally for Timex Expeditions, this was 80) but I wanted to treat myself.

    Here's the watch I selected.

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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    When OP disappeared, I didn't notice.
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Huxley's brave new world didn't have as much of an impact on me but i've read it twice.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Wariat do you, or your mother, have CashApp?
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Use acetone dumb nigger
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    You're obviously pretty retarded, so I'll include a tidbit of wise words:

    Nail polish contains acetone, typically 97%+, however it also contains bitterex, this will result in many issues SWIM said.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Have you ever considered making a block of text reader friendly or are you really that mentally disturbed?
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I didn't like animal farm, read it once, 1984 I read on a yearly basis and have since 8th grade. I fully believe in the concepts despite hating orwell on ideological grounds (he was an anarchist retard)
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    yea i don't have that level of callousness, I probably wouldn't do anything if it was far off and 1am, but I know I wouldn't film it and upload it to youtube and share it with people.

    I hope Fonaplats never is screaming and no one helps him at 1am and mock him and his pleas for help go unanswered.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    First time I had a semi pleasant dream.

    My mom and her friend were driving me from shawano lake back home and I had found an old cell phone and when I turned it on it was full of videos of me from my childhood and my classical gangsta rap, most distinctly this one.



    and my mom hates rap music/black people so we pulled over at the gas station and they had one of those quarter pushing machine that you always lose 8 quarters trying to play.

    except when I was doing it, I realized the machine next to me was FULL OF QUARTERS in the bottom tray and I was just filling my pockets with quarters and every now and then drop one back in the machine in order to not let anyone know I was winning so greatly. AS I was walking out someone came out with the store clerk to show him how much he win and process it into bills and was like "What the fuck?" and my mom and her neighbor stopped to see what's up but I went into the car and just started emptying a half dozen handfuls of quarters from my pocket into the floor of the car and I woke up at 6:01am
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Use a razor blade and put it on your gay video series no one but you watches, you might get more than 12 views.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Cuz u went to school to be a doctor, bum ass nigga with a factory job packaging toilet paper on skids but knows medicine due to being a compulsive pill popper.
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    In detox crisis center I was at from 6/1-6/9 they have 500mg benadryl shots that just give you delerium you can't stay awake from, this 6'8 motherfucker scrawny as fuck was talking about space ships and how he was gonna escape and then shoved his bed (don't see why they put him in the rooms with movable beds) against the door.

    Once they pushed it free, they had him surrounded by 8 staff. 2 of which had syringes hid behind their back. So I yelled "THEY FINNA KILL YOU!" and he started like balling his fists and looked each one in the eye and said he could see into their soul.

    Two big ass Mr. Clean lookin mufuckas grabbed him while this huge fat black guy laid on him on the bed, within seconds they had one shot going into his thigh, the big guy kinda let up so dude could go limp but he started thrashing, then they hit him with the second one.

    Then he went night night. Dude sleeps for 6 hours at Dinner time has the audacity to ask me and this other black guy why we didn't help him.

    I asked, 500mg a shot.
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    OFC fona would ignore this thread about him because it detracts from the fact he falls in love with any pussy that let's him in.

    You aint gotta cuff the hoe bro, just hit it and move around, especially if she's gonna run your life to the point where you're making threads about PARENTING hahaha nigga been there a week and the kid *likes* him so now he's invested and the father.

    God damn what a dumb nigger.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    i mean I could see marrying some girl who had nice shit, a great job, cars, everything paid off, oh and a kid.

    But imagine she has a dilapidated house you figure you might as well make a television show about because there's so much shit to have to fix, using you for your income, and now you're a free live in baby sitter.

    All for some pussy? Kinda sad Fonaplats, I thought a lot higher of you.

    Remember the last girl how quick she left you? That's how strong your bonds are with the mother and child that has you so mesmerized.
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