Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
cliff notes
+Not drinking
+Getting easy job
+1 Cuban girl
+Marijuana License
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= My 2022-2023 future.
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2022-07-05 at 12:30 AM UTC
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drinking isopropyl alcohol
I, an alcoholic, can tell you that GermX smoothies are the crem'e de la crem'e of the hospitals people detox at in wisconsin (My friend was in one)
Simply take 2 scoops of instant coffee + 1/2 hot water + 1/2 Germx and stir until it mixes together, salt to taste.
If you have isopropyl alcohol you're missing a HUGE opportunity to get all your dab stuff clean and do a single shot of your super dabby daddy shot.
Report back.
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Originally posted by Kafka
I’ve never worn this during the daytime because of what people think but I feel like a trainwreck today so
You're such a beautiful spirit!
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the tallest building in your city, write NiggasIn.Space on your chest (unless you're a female then back), take the strongest wire you can find, guitar wire works best, secure it to something very strong like a pipe on the roof, strip naked, and lastly with the wire around your neck, superglue your hands to your forehead, take a running start and jump.
They will find your naked, advertising corpse, stark naked, guillotined, holding your head in your hands for maximum shock value.
If we get on one of the gore sites, I've always said, we will see a swelling in our ranks.
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i was just fuckin with everyone when i was talking shit itt I think giving thanks is a privilege and enjoy bestowing them upon WORTHY posts
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2022-07-04 at 12:21 PM UTC
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i used to hang out
You obvious don't see the big picture.
And I did want to stop drinking and this provides a foundation that allows me to, I know you want to see me fail, but this is easily the best decision I've ever made.
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Time to make another "I'm done with this toxic community!!!" and make a new alt, me thinks.
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I also do not eat fast food because of the presence of grease containing pork fats (even if mcdonalds says they don't anymore, I just don't like grease), also I don't eat potato chips for the same reasons.
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i drank 3 shots of espresso, two cups of instant coffee, a cup of regular coffee, and two cups of dunkin donuts hazelnut coffee
Folks i'm fucking shaking and my dickhead friends just made another pot and I'm gonna have a cup.
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2022-07-03 at 2:19 PM UTC
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i feel sort of bad / stupid
And were deported for child sex crimes, lol.
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2022-07-03 at 1:15 PM UTC
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i feel sort of bad / stupid
Originally posted by Wariat
actually no i am not.
You were charged with attempting to molest a 12 year old at a park and asked the cop if he had seen any 12 year olds, that is why you went to prison, and that makes you a child molestor
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2022-07-03 at 12:37 PM UTC
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i feel sort of bad / stupid
well yeah you're a child molester
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2022-07-03 at 1:02 PM UTC
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all the female zoophiles
not gonna lie I'm dry drunking it right now, i really wanna feel something whether it's sex, or violence produced andrenalin, or go walk around, not mania so much maybe tho, i just wanna FEEL, starting to think of reasons to JUMP THE FENCE and run to the liquor store and boof a liter of vodka and try to make it back over before anyone realizes but I'm kinda afraid to be homeless and drunk in a city where I have no idea of where anything is. I'm 34 days sober and for the second time since I got here (first was two days ago) I really wanna drink.
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even watching youtube about how to beat the forensic fags and truecrime murder series are fucking getting dull to me now that I quit drinking and a lot of it's repetitive, even police shooting videos don't excite me. I don't wanna do a lame ass 250 piece puzzle or chain smoke and drink coffee until I shake but I guess that's what's on the agenda for the day. This place is making me wanna drink or use drugs or at least do something mind altering if I have to sit here rotting. At least in solitary confinement I can jack off and sleep 16 hours a day, I don't want to play poker or watch a movie.
I might get at this big brawny mufucker who talks shit to everyone and threatens to fight them cuz today is not a good day for me and I can already tell and there's no doctor here to get the 'as needed' sedatives they offer me that until today I didn't want. I'd feel a lot better if someone beat my ass or I achieve some good feelings by fighting someone 6 inches shorter than me, with arms the size of my thighs.
Eitherway I want to feel something, I feel numb.
Found out on the map Miami is the AIDS mecca of the United States so I really won't be having gay sex and am turned off by the entire gay scene in this area. Going to practice heterosexual monogamy for the long term.
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haha the only bitches you get are adopted from the humane society
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Folks, he's ashamed of who he's let himself become and thus refuses to defend or refute any of the many claims I am making.
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Oh and no fat bitches unless they take care of themselves.
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It's called falling in love isn't it?
I am really looking forward to when I have a girlfriend again (post rehab ofc) this time I'm not gonna settle for anything that I haven't already defined in my mind as what i want and I'm going to do my hardest to learn from my mistakes and not fuck it up like I did in my previous four or five long term relationships.
1) Non White
2) Under 35
3) Not addicted to drugs or alcohol
4) No kids
5) Female
6) Has hobbies.
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i like doing after care and cuddling and treasure my sex partners (of which I only like to have one ongoing one or remain faithful in a relationship) but it's because I care about the other person genuinely if I'm going to do this kinda shit out of them during sex
I couldn't imagine being fucked in the ass by a dick the length of a monster can, but every person I've fucked a couple times wants to have sex with me further. Problem is I'm kinda nuts and a drunk and set in my ways in some ideas, and it's not worth the good sex to deal with the bad person.
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2022-07-03 at 12:47 PM UTC
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Fatass Breakfast Spread
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Is it that gross government food they give u in the psych ward or better
the eggs are cooked in advance then frozen, then thermalized.
the sausage patty is so nasty i had to ask a muslim guy if it was pork or ???? (I don't eat pork for non religious reasons) He told me "it's supposedly chicken" very salty
the gritz are gritz they come dry and boiling water makes them
So yeah it's the same shit as the psych ward food
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