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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Just got approved for housing, I'm gonna be living in midtowne, in a really super nice house, only 4 other people live there and I'll have my own bedroom, there's 3 cats and 2 dogs, and 50 fish tanks, and it's a walk from the metro line, 150$ a week, and he knows i'm disabled. Says I can live there as long as I want as long as I don't do drugs, work the 12 steps, and keep myself busy either with meetings, education, occupational training, or just doing something than sitting around, I told him i like to fish, he said great.

    Pretty happy folks, i googled where I'm gonna be living and half of the bottom floor is a wall to wall set of windows facing the backyard with a hot tub. I think the guy might be an old gay guy so I might get some head and stay even longer/pay less in rent.

    Gonna sign the month to month lease and move there on the 8th.

    My life is finally coming together nicely, u fags.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by blaster master well yeah, look at malice and k'roz they both had very high post count numbers and subsequently offed themselves. infact, there post counts were so high that i bet you could say something like "10% of the posts on NIS were made by people who killed themselves after the fact."

    That's incredible crazy, i'm so happy in 7 years of posting bullshit on this forum I've only racked up 9k postcount. I feel like it's a lot higher, but when my life gets busy i post almost nothing, then I get busy with life or prison , then I come crawling back to the pit of failures aka our community.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Hey candy i like your new car
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    i drink room temp beer, have all my life
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    a small knife has always sufficed. Bigger knives are bulky and surprise is in your best interest. You don't need a faggot ass trench knife, what are you on the the 1913 eastern front nigga?
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    did u end up getting more tweak like we advised?
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    ya i go to sleep at night, and i wake up at 430.

    If you intend to take another's life or property
    You must sleep early, and wake early.
    Because the sleeping wolf does not get the ham, nor the longresting crow the worm.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ It's weird how alcoholic gets such a bad REP or bad WRAP or whatever the saying is. I guess I don't know. Is it bad rap? Bad wrap? Bad rep like representation? I don't know.

    But it's weird. People say it's so bad butt obviously it's pretty good actually. I've never not had fun getting drunk. I have way less fun sober.

    I've been in 8 treatments in my life, 3 inpatient, 2 of those long-term, a shit load of AA meetings and everything in between I can tell you that ultimately, drinking is much more fun than not drinking but of course there are levels to it all and hangivers aren't fun blah blah basically, it is what it is as kirt Vonnegut said and Roger waters oh we're just two lost swimming godlfish every day anyway so do what you want

    Actually being sober is nice too.

    I woke up still buzzed up and a drunk man telling you he's proud of your sobriety is probably as worthless as it gets but yeah good job being sober. You wouldn't be doing it without a reason so I'm glad you're able to accomplish such a feat. My last period of 2 years sobriety was right before zoklet and right when I was doing well it became the beginning of the end. I will be dead within the next 20 months please mark my words

    Speaking of MARK. I bet he didn't think he was gonna die when he did. Thanks PWP, for killing mark and then also killing yourself. What a nice thing


    I sometimes miss Mark but PWP would help me just rag on Apric0t and that was a great feeling. I don't really miss any of our dead userbase since I know they're forever in the Temple of the Screaming Electron's restroom, getting high and saying "One minute bro!" with the door locked for eternity. I used to miss friends who died, but after like 30 or so real life people I knew as 'friends' and a couple of people I was really close to died, I just kinda IDK grew a callous to that shit.

    I think about my mom dying and it makes me sad, so I have some heart. But like if everyone I left in Wisconsin was dead it wouldn't deeply bother me. When I find out my friends use heroin, I kinda just mentally start telling myself that they're a walking dead person and then the inevitable happens and I say really fucked up shit like "at least they died doing what they loved," etc.

    When people commit suicide intentionally (not overdosing or being high on tweak and stabbing themselves cuz the angry black man told them too), I feel like they're a bitch and a traitor who chose to make everyone who love them feel the pain that they couldn't handle.

    That's wrong of them, so I openly tell others if someone intentionally killing themselves I try never to think about them again and shit on their memory to anyone who cares about them saying "if they really loved you, they wouldn't have done this to you."

    I think they should get no headstone, no memorial, no discussion of them, and be erased from our hearts. I do this with mixed success, but it makes people recognize that I'm a piece of shit.

    When someone dies on accident or of disease, I take it really hard, or when they're murdered or overdose on accident, but IDK the murder part doens't bother me after it's made right by their people.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I have almost no family, which is a lot better than knowing people with my same blood choose not to talk to me. Not gonna expand on this because for once I really feel bad for you. I'm happy you have HTS and the couple that do choose to talk to you and I hope in the future you realize these people feel the way they do because you're a piece of shit who should kill himself
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I can't wait to find a nice girl and fulfill all of my darkest fantasies, god bless her if she has codependency issues and doesn't know it.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks this isn't gonna hard for me to get a beautiful, childless brown girl I'm so excited, I feel liek I get to pick first as an upstanding white guy in a non white community, in a big city, where i'm near anonymous, I can't wait to find one with dainty wrists and ankles and love her with my entire heart and put gold and silver bangles and tiffany anklets and hopefully a ring on her finger.

    As soon as some girl has my child, I"m sure i'm gonna love her forever and much like the last time i was sober for any length of time, i'm a rich mufucka who loves gift giving.

    Like this one guy gave me some nicorette gum while we were detoxing, we came up with hustles to get more, i'm pretty sure he's an illegal and he speaks almost no english, he has very little, every week I get him ramen noodles, sardinas, make sure he has cigarettes, I know he aint got shit, but one of the other hispanics gave him a shaving razor with 3 heads, he gave me one of the heads brand new out the box put it on the handle, gave it to me, i shaved my face, he faded out my hair, told me to save the head for next time, and popped a new one in for himself.

    Just that little bit of gift giving where I don't have to ask means you got more gifts coming and a friend for life.

    God told me a gift should be returned for a gift, and a lie for a lie, treachery for treachery and a kind word for a kind word.

    I interpreted that to mean if someone gives me something and doesn't want anything back for it, i try to give them a better gift later, and if they give me a better gift htan that, I will give them an even better gift, (assuming we have the same amount of resources ish)

    If they have less than me and give me a gift, I make sure they never need anything.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Well Hung went from purporting he was his best friend to being happy he was dead when he was pointed out that Douglas Monks detested him.

    Why does everyone do this?

    Paul Wozny did it too.

    Fucking losers no one likes the only friends they can manage to have are dead people that didn't like them but aren't around to set the record straight.

    I lol'ed when Wozny said Bill Krozby and him were really good friends, nigga hated you and called you peedy the pedophile.

    WellHung he called a fat miserable fuck.

    But he was yalls only friend (after he died)

    Yall are some fuckin losers for real.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I heard the pyramids were built with sound just like the coral castles
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Also Brad you brag about robbing and scamming and beating people up for fun basically so why would I listen to u lecture me about karma and human decency?

    fair point, but the world's population falls into four categories. Those who have more than me (potential marks), Those who have less than me (who I help), those I feel positively toward (i will help no matter what) and those who I feel negatively toward (I'll set both of us on fire if I will get burned less)
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    i haven't drank in 40 days and I feel ok i guess, kinda want a black and mild, gonna tell everyone my gang name is WHITE N WILD
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What a fucking loser.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Just about everything thing you've ever done has ended up with you stepping on your own dick.



    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Are you making vague open end statements on purpose

    You're suggesting drugs are not bad for people

    OLD MAN FIGHT!!!!

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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I can see why so few people stay in Kafka's life for any period of time unless they're paid by the state.
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    damn kafka is such a bad person, like we knew sophie wasn't the best of peeps, but this has truly illustrated her as a self centered autistic young lady who cares nothing about anyone unless it directly benefits her,

    sad not caring about pedophiles because you're not a child. That statement alone speaks volumes about someone's personality.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    :( I wish I still played Runescape but then I'm like "Did you enjoy the life you were living while playing Runescape?"

    and truthfully folks, I wasn't as satisfied as I am now.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I hate eating 1 cup of unsweetened oatmeal for breakfast then 5 hours till I eat again, but I figure it's better than looking like WellHung
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