Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Only by a specific gravity of.08
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2024-10-23 at 5:17 PM UTC
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Random image thread
Originally posted by Bradley
Have you guys ever had your fortune told
Very dangerous. It welcomes the demons in, and once they latch onto you, it's very tough to get rid of them. If you want to play, they're there to accommodate. It's like the vampire. It can tap on the window all day long, but it can't get in unless you welcome it in through the front door.
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2024-10-23 at 11:03 AM UTC
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It's a celebration 💐🎉
It's my birthday today 🎁🎉
Hope everyone has a great day! Mine is going to be like any other day, really
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Originally posted by Far McFar
Diabetes from being overweight is my guess
I don’t have diabetes. I just had bloodwork done recently but thanks.
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2024-10-22 at 11:06 PM UTC
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Pumpkin Carving Competition
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Entry #1, A Fonaplats Pumpkin Helmet carved with power tools.
"Well guys, it's ewy and get and I made a huge friggin mess"
-Fona
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Originally posted by Bradley
Gay
No actually I didn't have sex for that entire year and it was a much better outcome that they blocked me. I was just lonely and had nobody to talk to in a small town where nobody does drugs and this person mentioned cocaine on their profile
It wasn't meant to be
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igbo
Houston
[cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
last night i was really high on mephedrone (4mmc) and for some reason whenever i take cathinones/methamphetamine my mind goes to a really perverse horny depraved place and i start looking at shemale porn lol XD i was on my phone and i downloaded this app for hooking up with shemales. it's basically tinder it shows you someone then you click like or dislike and then it shows you the next person until you run out of turns. so this super hot thick latina bitch that was wearing a sexy police costume in her picture pops up. scroll down and it says pronouns: shemale (trans woman) so i'm like fuck yeah and smashed the like button. the phone dings cause she liked me back and now we can text back and forth. here is what our text message exchange looked like:
she messages first: "hey sexy"
i replied immediately: "you're hot as fuck i'd let you arrest me any day"
she replies back: "haha might have to strip search you"
at this point my stomach was growling cause i didn't eat much this week so i got up and went to make some scrambled eggs. total time spent cooking and eating the 3 eggs was 30 minutes TOPS. the only reason it took that long was because i used the tiniest burner on my stove and a big pan so it took a long time to heat up and cook the 3 eggs. i am not sure what compelled me to do that but i digress.
i finish the eggs and pick up my phone and check the app and no longer see the thread with whats her name? i can't see our messages or her at all they just vanished.
here is the worst part of the story: my dumbass PAYS $15 FOR THE PREMIUM GOLD VERSION OF THE APP WHICH WILL SHOW PREVIOUSLY MATCHED PROFILES AND LET YOU MESSAGE THEM
i see her profile and i message her: "hey idk what happened but i lost your messages! apps being weird lol"
she hits me with the triple text: *girl shrugging shoulders emoji*
You didn't seem very interested
I'm not gonna wait around all night
i go: i was eating a plate of eggs it's been 20 minutes
then the icing on the cake from her: ENJOY YOUR FUCKING EGGS
*blocks me*
BITCHES (WITH DICKS) BE CRAZY
I wish i was asexual :/
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2024-10-22 at 6:37 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
I’ve got to go get supper yall I’ll be back tonight maybe idk Eric will be here and he hates me touching my phone !
But i might sneak on anyway don’t say nothing tho♥️
Smooches fwens 💋
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jedis had a real good time in the Ottoman empire, they had all sorts of special privileges and were basically a particular evil form of out-sourced tax collection contractor.
They never tell you about all the good times they have had of course.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Zionism dates back about 300 years, and the jedis already had large tracts of Palestine bought up back in the Ottoman days.
Nice attempt to blame white people - the designated scape goat - for non-whites being shitty and evil.
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2024-10-22 at 5:36 PM UTC
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Favourite tinned fish?
I want to say tuna but lately here I've been eating a lot of the sardines in mustard sauce, them shits is good shit
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The Palestinians have repeatedly made peace, and being lazy arabs, actually stood by it. In each case the jedis exploited the peace to slowly expand their ethnostate, with constant low level violence like seizing individual houses. Then when Palestinians got pissed off enough to react, they quickly exploited the ensuing war to rapidly increase their ethnostate, with mass seizures of land.
This is not what a two state solution looks like.
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2024-10-22 at 4:07 PM UTC
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eating week old burger
igbo
Houston
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Originally posted by Bradley
Hey bro how have you been?? It's Bradleyb93
holy shit do you actually remember me?! i remember you, street carp, lowcrawl to freedom and im sure more will come to back to me!
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2024-10-22 at 3:51 PM UTC
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eating week old burger
looks fine. McDonalds are literally scientists and magic people say it's wrong that you can leave the buns and fries out for a month with zero trace of mold on them. If you ask me that's a technological marvel and I feel blessed every time I consume a MCGRIDDLE which is the most expensive and greatest R&D food ever invented in human history
IT HAS INFINITE SHELF LIFE AND MICROBES ARE UNABLE TO GROW ON IT which means they can ship MORE of it FURTHER and lose LESS to expiration holy shit!!!! GENIUS
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2024-10-22 at 3:37 PM UTC
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Don't call me bro
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Got nothing so you went with that tired old trope eh?
I see no reason to put any mental effort into anything you say.
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2024-10-22 at 3:20 PM UTC
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eating week old burger
igbo
Houston
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Originally posted by Bradley
OP are you of strong constitution?
i am! its been 6 years since i last threw up/got sick from food which ironically was caused by a double cheeseburger (from in n out, not where this one was from)
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Learn to read between the lines and understand who is speaking.
You kids are dumb.
> posts 30 second clip intentionally devoid of context
READ BETWEEN THE LINES!
in the meantime, the IDF can't make it 500m into Lebanon and has resorted to chimping out on the UN bases there because Hez keeps sending them home in pieces.
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