Fixing to pick a mango off the mango tree

1. 2024-10-22 at 3:49 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Folks I do not want to climb the tree but I want a couple mangos for me
2. 2024-10-22 at 4:21 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   what variety?
3. 2024-10-22 at 9:20 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Tropical
4. 2024-10-23 at 5:31 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Tropical

   
   sub tropical surely.
5. 2024-10-23 at 5:34 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   So I got this big stick positioned near the train station.
   
   I'm not sure how security is going to react to a guy carrying a 24 foot stick on the train.
   
   But I'm hoping to knock the mangos off the tree and load them into a garbage bag on my way to school.
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6. 2024-10-23 at 5:35 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   It is a ceey good mango grabbing stick
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7. 2024-10-23 at 5:35 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I'm like the mangod
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8. 2024-10-23 at 5:47 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley So I got this big stick positioned near the train station.
   
   I'm not sure how security is going to react to a guy carrying a 24 foot stick on the train.
   
   But I'm hoping to knock the mangos off the tree and load them into a garbage bag on my way to school.

   
   Classy.
9. 2024-10-23 at 6:34 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I can't wait for the headlines...
   
   Florida man dragged from train screaming, "Give me back my mango stick".
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   • shitty titty, 
   • ner vegas
10. 2024-10-23 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    My stick was stolen... but I am on the way. Perhaps to find the often talked about low hanging fruit.
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    • Crispy
11. 2024-10-23 at 6:54 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Bring a stepladder
12. 2024-10-23 at 6:56 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not dragging a step ladder around town, a stick yes
13. 2024-10-23 at 6:58 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Get a stick
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    • Bradley
14. 2024-10-23 at 6:59 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Great idea
15. 2024-10-23 at 7:02 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mango_cultivars
16. 2024-10-23 at 7:06 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley My stick was stolen… but I am on the way. Perhaps to find the often talked about low hanging fruit.

    
    How bad is that area that people steal sticks? Are stones even safe?
17. 2024-10-23 at 7:34 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How bad is that area that people steal sticks? Are stones even safe?

    
    I think it was maintenence / grounds keepers
    It was a huge stick next to the building.
    
    Anyway there were no low hanging fruits but I'm still on stick patrol
    
    No homo
18. 2024-10-23 at 7:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    The sweetest fruit is always the hardest to get to...no one wants the rotten low hanging stuff, sure it's ok for smoothies and such but if you want to revel in it's juicy sweet delights you're going to have to get the ones from the top of the tree.
    
    Same with pussy.
19. 2024-10-23 at 9:12 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya worst case scenario I'm gonna use the puerto Rican method of throwing a rock
20. 2024-10-24 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]

    Originally posted by Bradley Ya worst case scenario I'm gonna use the puerto Rican method of throwing a rock

    
    send mango pics