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Posts That Were Thanked by Bradley

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A nigga's just being honest…I would never eat such filth, my body wouldn't allow it…it would be wasted time and effort.

    No, you're going to have to come up with something more fitting for this white devil to devour.

    …quality not quantity as me old mum used to say.

    Oh just hashtag yolo for once. It's one meal and if you don't like it after a bite you can throw it out or freeze it and send it to me.
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  2. A nigga's just being honest...I would never eat such filth, my body wouldn't allow it...it would be wasted time and effort.

    No, you're going to have to come up with something more fitting for this white devil to devour.

    ...quality not quantity as me old mum used to say.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    REMINDER THAT LANYARD DIDNT SHOW UP FOR THE LIVE WEIGH-IN VS Bill Krozby
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  4. Originally posted by Archer513 Those Texas weirdos don’t think beans belong in chili though.

    Most Texans are dumb as rocks and don't understand simple concepts such as "variation", It's easy to rise to the top of the chili bowl here.
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's never too late to make a fresh start and not be a prisoner of your past. You have alot to give and alot you are capable of. Not just saying that I genuinely believe it. If you can't make it I definitely can't so by killing yourself you're killing me
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    You still sending images of ur feces in 2022? Cotttdamn
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  7. Kafka sweaty
    In the past, cocaine was used as a cure for alcoholism, along with change in environment.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who breaks up a bar fight unless someone is dying? C'mon now. Step back with your drink in hand and watch the fun. Or grab a pool cue and smash it over someone's head like in the movies. Hehe

    Just kidding tray day I'm glad you didn't die when that happened. I've been fortunate to have my buddies intervene when some FAGGOT native American sucked punched me from behind and knocked my about ready to pass out anyway drunk ass out on the floor. Life of a cowboy I guess some people like to sit at home and play solitaire while eating cheese sandwiches and some of us like to STIR THE POT AND FUCK SHIT UP LETS GOOOO
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Man I am so pissed. I thought I was dreaming my neighbour knocked on and said something about a stone being thrown at the window 2 weeks ago. I saw him today and asked him and he said some cunt with a Covid mask tried to throw a fucking big rock through my livingroom window.


    So how this started was a now former friend persuaded me to go to a club with him despite me being on the wagon. We had a good time, I chatted up a girl and brought her home but my mate tagged along. He was being loud/ coked up and offensive so I threw him out. He's the only cunt who knows my address as this is a new apartment. I fucking hate living on the ground floor in the event of shit like this happening. Luckily he missed my window and hit the sill, the rock was still lying there. My neighbour said I looked like I had just woken up at the time and shrugged my shoulders/ went back to bed.


    Goddamnit, this has got me paranoid looking at CCTV systems that record but most require monthly subscriptions till I found this:

    https://reolink.com/product/rlk8-410b4/

    Just bought it in the event some shit like this happens again. Had I not been living on a ground floor I would most definitely be throwing paint stripper over his fucking car and slashing his tyres.

    What an ass hole.

    When you're a coward and hold it in and rationalize by blaming yourself you become less of a man. I let shit slide alot because of legal situations but now I'm ready to do some serious buggerin
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Watching a movie called Zombie Land ...I’ve never seen it but my guy says it’s an old flick ...

    Reminds me of Shawn of the Dead ...

    Dude said ... “ I’m in the ass kicking business .. and business is goood” ...

    😭💗
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  11. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    No thanks. I'm not a fucking idiot who jumps on the injection bandwagon.

    FACT: There's no way a vaccine was developed, tested, and brought to market in ~10 months

    FACT: The people getting the vaccine right now are the test phase

    FACT: If it worked there wouldn't be multiple boosters.

    FACT: If the vaccine works me not having it should have no effect on you.
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  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I knew a guy once who drank himself to death. He worked at a brewery and accidentally fell into the mixing silo.

    what a lie.

    there are no mixing silos in breweries.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You should've hit him with some home style cooking.

    You: you overcharged me for these items here, can I get the difference back?

    Him: I'm not sure, which items?

    You: these. All these.

    *Points to items but blocks their view from him*

    *Him: I can't see man. All these what ?

    You: ALDI'S NUTS, BITCH.

    And then it would've helped if it was actually bags of nuts that he overcharged you for and you could ttoss the bags at him so they land on his face and chin.
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  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I like klonapin when I'm nervous and going out but only 1mg and I can't drunk on it

    please cease & desist, bradley. they rot ur soul without a quip.
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  15. Originally posted by WellHung Folks, ive been smoking weed, but i'm not even inclined to eat a donut or an onion ring.

    Get some beer or something else with lower alcohol and drink it slowly through the day, it'll ease the withdrawals.
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  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Chili has tomato in it...just the fact ma'am
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  17. WellHung Black Hole
    dumb nigger still thinks it's 2021.
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  18. It's been Chilly the last couple of days here in Sunny Houston. 26F this morning in the northern suburbs where I live...BRRRRRR

    As such it required me make a big ol crockpot of Texan/Mancunian Chili (or Chili-con-carne as we like to say in Jolly old England).

    Another Masterchef success

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  19. Originally posted by stl1 Damn, that's awfully white of you, Vincent.

    i was white in my previous life.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Yes, it is given to calm people who have severe alcoholic addictions and who get The Shakes.

    It also helps stop seizures of all kinds, including those caused by The Shakes.

    Hey now its not the best music ever but it's it's certainly not seizure inducing.

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