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Posts That Were Thanked by Bradley

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Well modafinil just fixed all my problems. You're looking st a brand new sudo. Probly won't need this place as a crutch so much anymore. Just got offered a job at space X designing the new rocket and I didn't even apply
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The system is hacked perfectly fine but I am going to stab it with a screwdriver and set it on fire after I get drunk the liquor store opens in a few hours

    Originally posted by Meikai he got da replacement but the usb stick broke and he cant put games on it no more so we gotta get a new usb stik
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala If it has a laugh track, it’s horseshit.

    I Love Lucy and Taxi are the only exceptions to that.

    What about these?

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just woke up and decided I'm gonna become a professional turtle breeder. They gotta be pretty easy to maintain just throw em some food and water now and then and that's it. They don't need special shit like fish or dogs or snakes do. I'm gonna buy 2 big turtle tanks and fill one with turtles and leave the other one empty , then I will have a third tank exclusively for turtle sex and I'll put two turtles in it each day and display them. Yes. Thanks.
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's a time killer while I am in the middle of other things at my desk. It also reminds me of how sweet my life is so I don't take it for granted.

    You've been coming to these sites for a decade or more. You do it because nobody else will talk to you
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  7. Originally posted by Tyrant Nip nip

    hooray
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  8. Over just the last week I've had all sorts, from girls who act like they're orgasming from sucking my cock for 45 minutes (and having to put on porn on my laptop to cum, no joke) to girls who act bored when I take more than 5 minutes fucking them doggy style.

    How long should sex normally take? What is a good frequency? I find when I am with my current girl twice a week doggy style 30 minutes seems to be the norm, but what is your experience?

    This week I had sex with a fat girl, who was OK, but I wasn't always sure I was inside of. She didn't even care. She'd groan like she was getting fucked by a bargepole, but nothing inside her. It was unpleasantly whorish. Disgusting experience. Like you'd expect sex with Mimi from the Drew Carey Show to be like.

    Then I had sex with groceries girl. So much more honest, my dikk inside her smol tight cave, everything comfy. But she made me wear a condom and I still feel less than 100%. At least I felt tight and wanted inside her little vaginer.

    But how long is too long for secks, girls? 10 minutes? An hour?
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kev wait WTF, QUARTER time zones? +8 ; 45???????? i have never seen that shit, is that for real?

    if so, whats the point? god it must be annoying trying to adjust for that time zone.

    it's fucked, it's because farmers want to peg the time to their local daylight hours

    I never understood why they don't just get up and go to bed an hour earlier or later; daylight savings is especially stupid
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  10. I find the article in OP about indicipherable, since it's obvious the journalist doesn't have a fucking clue.

    It seems to be a paper arguing that early universe (primordial) black holes could attribute for the excess gravitational force which is currently ascribed to "dark matter".

    Wouldn't this cause a massive increase in the weight of the universe, and would it also cause a re-evaluation in the ratio of matter to anti-matter in the early universe?

    All good questions, and questions the article writer seems unqualified to answer.

    I'll wait for scientists, not journalists, to weigh in. One has merely a bad track record, the other has the absolute worst track record.
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Permanent residents of the United States need a valid Alien Registration Card and a passport to enter Canada. There are unguarded roads at the border but you are not going to find any along the Golden Horseshoe. Yuu would have to cross in New Hampshire, Vermont, or Maine if you went east or you would have to go to Minnesota if you went west. However when you are caught you will placed in a quarantine hotel and force to pay for to two week stay in some provinces. There are no unguarded crossings between Ontario and the U.S. The closet would be between Queerbec and New York would be in the extreme Northeast corner of New York in a little town called Akwesasne. That would be 984 mile trip from Dayton, Ohio. Once you have been quarantined and jailed for a deportation hearing you would have a problem getting back to the U.S. without a passport. Which would likely mean more time in detention in the U.S. while the system verified you.

    But please try it, I can't wait to read you cry about it when you finally make it back home with nowhere to live because you defaulted on your lease.
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley i start 2/15 when i get out of jail up north. just filled out my shit for the bckround check, now i gotta tell them what size shirt i wear and uh, taxes or some shit. Pretty fuckin gay tbh, i'm used to literally going to a kitchen and being like "can i have a job?" ten minutes of talking later i'm working and get paid cash for the first week/month until we get the paperwork done and they know i'm not a total fuck up

    Honestly I feel the same way but this modern gigabyte economy with the vaxxiners and masks and shit you have to jump through so many hoops just to do a simple McJob these days. Shit like Uber makes me cringe I don't know how people can do that for a living it just seems so corporate and rigid and not the best way to pay off a car, I would rather run cocaine or something. But what do I know I have a very corporate job and all I do is jump through hoops and paperwork wear a mask inject this stuff in your arm

    I used to just walk into places and look the manager in his hand and shake his eye and got hired on the spot to dig a ditch or whatever



    Originally posted by Bradley Took my mom out to subway cuz i had a coupon for buy one get one free and I figured it'd be fun to do on New Years Day so yeah you can say i'm pretty rich tbh

    it's time to start investing in crypto and cocaine farming gear I will export you the seeds and look at cheap land wee gonna make it big
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley if i made hooch would you guys drink it

    I'll drink any home brew

    My uncle bill makes home brew wine, my dad makes moonshine, HTS dad makes beer and wine. Everyone gives me their booze, I don't know why. I don't even consider myself that much of a drinker, just a retard that abuses substances.
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're like Finny. I guess you just like razzing the shit out of people. whatever. I will say I have DONE THINGS.

    No

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You should be more encouraging and helpful to Bradley. If he really has a degree but has felonies. maybe you can tell him how to expunge their problems.

    Get an attorney. There you happy now Sally?

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Our country should allow prior offenses to fall off (Not Murder or Child Abuse of any type) in 7 years. like DUI. things like robbery or theft. but only if they have not gone to jail or prison in the last 7 years. showing they want to change in life.

    It's called expungement. Keep your nose clean, turn your life around, and get an attorney.

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready this way Bradleys priors wouldn't show up on a background check. unless he killed someone or did a wariat on children or some other vile shit.

    there is no reason for prior drug-related shit or addictions to prevent potential good workers. plus they're active in lifestyle changes and would probably prove better at being a committed worker.

    this goes for all and not just Brad.

    It is liberal thoughts like this that allowed Darrel Brooks to mow down innocent people with an SUV in Kenosha. People are what they are. If they have drug problems that have lead to multiple felony and misdemeanor convictions it is not likely that they will be a dependable employee who can be trusted to perform their assigned tasks in a satisfactory fashion. Personnel are not the most important part of any business, they are the business.

    If you have substandard undependable personnel you will a substandard unreliable business. Would you buy a pig in poke knowing that some of the pokes contained poisoned pork? Then why would want to put others in a position that required them to hire people without knowing their background?
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley What are Australian discrepancies

    Dependencies

    Australian External Territories

    Google it dumbass
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  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  17. Originally posted by A College Professor nah youre gay rittenhouse would have turned you into swiss cheese

    my cock would have turned you into the worlds first medically verifiable case of colonic impregnation and rectal childbirth.
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  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does is say what type of steel? I have .30 grain Hornady Vmax .22 WMR rounds that will pen 3/8 AR 500. I bet those nails won't do that. Also you are looking at a "point blank shot" with no rifling. At 20 yards I don't think they would be lethal. If the purple nail gun blanks (most powerful in the ramset product line) even create a "muzzle" velocity of 1200 fps with a 12d nail weighing around 117 grains would only generate about 375 ft lbs of "muzzle energy. Now if you moved that up to .22 WMR velocity of the Vmax rounds I mentioned at around 2300 fps you will get about 1375 ft lbs of energy. That would pen normal 1/2 steel. But it still would not be lethal at any significant range.


    you are the dumbest fuck on this site. youre making k­roztard look like an academic genius with your idiot posting.

    no factory .22 WMR will penetrate 3/8 AR500 steel. the bullet will barely leave a pretty lead splat. no shoulder fired rifle of .300 WM energy levels or lower, using lead bullets, will penetrate 3/8 AR500. you stupid fuck.

    a nail gun is lethal at 20 yards. i used to play with nail guns shooting various things, including several alliGAYtors. the nails literally bounced off the alliGAYtor. however. 1 nail out of maybe 50 or so wound impact what it was aimed at with the point-forward and penetrate about a half-inch deep into trees. that would kill a human.

    a coworker was 'shot' with a nail gun and through his jacket it made him bleed.

    now explain how something will penetrate 1/2 of steel but not be lethal. youre the dumbest nigger ever to fall off the apefrican continent.

    also, youre a dumb nigger and your mother should partake of a post partum abortion
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley But I have a lot of felonies and misdemeanors and ALLEGATIONS that paint me as a bad man



    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready As in Badgers?

    Go work for some big Auditing firm. You're not counting real money, just other peoples claims to see if they're lying or not.

    Hi, I have a lot of felony and misdemeanor convictions and I would like to know if you would trust me to balance your books.

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  20. Originally posted by Wariat I was doing good in the US do to the laws there scaring the shit out of me but here I sort of want to push the edge or envelope folks.

    The fact that the law is your only barrier to action just goes to show that you really would fuck a 10 year old if there were a legal way around it.
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