2022-08-21 at 9:59 PM UTC
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Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I make enough money now I dont have to save for stuff.
Save Save Save.
Live below your means and save more.
Old age creeps up on you and the more money you have the better off you are.
Before you know it Fona your going to be 50 years old saying WTF? happened???
I'm telling you it happens FAST.
Before you know it your girlfriends kid is going to have a kid and you are going to say WTF??
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Because Bradley B’s I got hurt really… thread is garnering more attention today than 50 of his threads combined 😔
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
My friends ex girlfriend, who set him up to be murdered, then went on the run and was charged with accessory which was dropped a few months later, has died.
RIP I guess. Karma is real. Life is fucked but death is even fuckeder
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Aleksandr Dugin along with his daughter Daria Dugina
Apparently the bomb was meant for him, she was just borrowing his car.
Some people are saying the Ukrainians did it, which probably ascribes them too much competency. Others are saying elements of the FSB, which seems sort of plausible to me.
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bradleys charisma could carry him in almost any environment, as long as he doesnt listen to the drunk/methd out ghey devil in his head
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bradley's quite a good looking guy, even if he looked like a fucking retard grinning in his "didn't even want this" shoplift pic.
you regularly have to bump your own threads, repeatedly. what have you got?
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Originally posted by SBTlauien
Now you need to go buy a better keyboard, take it out of the box, place the shit one you stole back into the box, and return it. Keep the batteries too.
How many felonies do you have on your record?
Either you scam today or today scams you.
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2022-08-21 at 1:10 AM UTC
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Bradley wants a user title
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Idk if mine is random or a chosen one but it fits me so well it's made me think Lanny hacked my phone/brain and obtained information he wasn't privy to
What about gay for Odin
Bucky the Badgers #1 fan
White flower power
Ass gas or grass
Frying pansexual
Hate being sober
Rolling stoned
River gang banger
Son of Michael and John
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Lannys leftist ideology was formed out of allegiance to Ketchup Baroness Theresa Heinz-Kerry and her condiment conglomerate. He takes the "Big Ketchup" side on any issue. To call it an obsession is an understatement. From aligning himself with the bloods to painting every light bulb in his house red, Ketchup is a way of life and Lanny knows no other way now
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It's what jedis do.
If you know your vaccine kills more people than it saves, go on about how it saves more than it kills.
Whenever you want to lie, imagine the exact opposite. Imagine that is reality. Then argue from that.
This is what little jedi kids are taught by their yeshivas. Not joking here.
Take reality. Invert it. Argue from that.
That is the best way to lie.
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Originally posted by Sudo
It's about taste not about saliva. I'm sitting here trying to force down this huge plate of perpgies, hash browns and carrots and I've got a Lil bitta honey must and nothing else
I pray you find a good woman that fully stocks your pantry with plenty of condiments and Halal goods and sucks your dick 3 times a day.
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Originally posted by blaster master
I like to yell "HEY FAGGOT" and see who turns around.
Every other dude in the room is usually with a female. Ur the only guy who is alone.
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Better pic of the caged coons and why I couldn't get to them.
Really should invest in a bigger ladder.
Nice house.
You shouldn't have paid money, just put some lights going so they felt uncomfortable and left.
Originally posted by Fonaplats
My girlfriend was very against me handling it myself.
This is a shit test. You should have stripped naked, grabbed the raccoons with their bare hands, broken their necks, gutted them with a rock, cooked them over a log fire, and offered her the meat.
This would have won her admiration and respekt.
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You could honestly just rack a line. People say benzos don't have any bioavailability intranasally but people say a lot of things and they'd be wrong.
In any case like when you sublingual it the binder is the component that will slow absorption. One time i had these ampules of Midazolam and i really don't like to IV because for one i hate needles and i will most likely overshoot the vein first time. So unless it's morphine ampules, it's not worth it for me. but i wasn't not going to take the Midazolam.
I ended up drawing the solution into a syringe and blasting all of it straight into the mucous membranes of my nose. And it surprised me how fast it hit.
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I am depressed and want to kill myself because everything i've done for the past years has been for nothing and I have nothnig to show for it. I want to fuckign smash heads in and burn down a building fuck the world
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If you didn’t know, I was dragged down a corridor by my schoolbag by an Asian guy because I didn’t want to kiss her during truth or dare
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Dumbass you have an image of me a month after I broke my back and hours after I won a 4 vs 1 fight. Have you ever fought off 4 opponents? Even if you win you take some good shots. I'm 60 now and could out work, fight, and fuck your sorry junkie ass.
You're 60 years old
and still a shitty troll? That's quite the achievement.
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2022-08-19 at 7:42 PM UTC
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Bathing in a big bucket
Lol did he just squirt a bunch of dishwashing detergent in there instead of regular bath soap?
How many times is he gonna boil that pot full of water to fill that shit?
Just cover him in soap then use a hose and a deck brush
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