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  1. Originally posted by Steven yeah okay

    pro-abortion but anti-circumcision

    got it.

    baby murderer
    LMAO. Low IQ person identified. The sort of person who would kill a child for no reason.

    Think about that.

    He would kill a child.

    For no reason.

    Stephen would kill a perfectly healthy baby for no reason.
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  2. Originally posted by Steven Your religious right does not take precedence over my religious right.

    Secular arguments are the only ones that matter, as they are solutions all religions can be happy with.

    You avoid your abortions with your people, I'll get my abortions with mine.

    Typically jedi, claiming supremacy and precedence. Even if not actually jedi, it's obvious who you learned it from. How will you be staking your claim and reporting its progress back to the rest of us, given your historical duplicity and malicious lack of cooperation with collaborative efforts?
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  3. Originally posted by Donald Trump As it is I have pretty much no one to give to.

    all your good stuffs are going to end up in your local iteration of value village and getting scooped up by your local iteration of equally cheap jiggaboo johnson.

    imagine that star trek
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  4. As much of a pain in the arse as it would be and as much as I would regret it right now, and as much as I don't want a black son, I really wish I had knocked that Kenyan hooker up in 2016 when she started banging me without a condom.

    It's better to have kids than not to have them.

    At least you have some one to leave the stuff you have accumulated to the next generation. Even if they spent it being nigger rich for a few nights in Nairobi, it's something. As it is I have pretty much no one to give to.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just watched a video of a guy about to pay for something at a store and when the register opens he leans over and tries to take some money and one of the workers pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head.

    I don't know that I would necessarily shoot someone in the head for trying to rob my store and you can obviously say it falls into the 'stupid games stupid prizes' category, but at the same time if it were someone I cared about I can't say that I wouldn't be a little frustrated that the worker didn't just shoot him in the leg or do something else. I would understand in the heat of the moment why they did what they did but I would still be a little sad like fuck yeah he was a shitty person there who did a shitty thing but I don't think he deserved to DIE because of it.

    Then again also in those situations you just never know who has what and maybe the robber has a gun too and wouldn't hesitate to kill.

    No matter what I think we can all agree that the cops who forced that unarmed kid in the hotel hallway to play their twisted game of Simon Says before killing him after giving him five different directives all at once, were pieces of shit and should've died themselves. Particularly the one.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    I have a bunch of people I haven't done yet, I'll update later

    bradley
    The Shapeshifter (4,1). Unstoppable, indestructable, lives only to FUCK and doesn't care what he penetrates. You won't be able to tell he isn't human unless you get close enough, at which point it's too late. Even his penis was crafted to do maximum damage to its target.

    bummy_mofo
    The Hotep (6,5). Heir to a lineage of nigger-God-kings. Will one day unite the tribes of Africa to drive the J'ews out of Jerusalem, where he'll take his rightful throne at what was once the Temple Mount.

    candy
    True Crime Fetishist (6,4). She has a secret shoebox containing correspondence with Ed Kemper and Richard Ramirez. One day she'll collect enough nipples for a belt of her own.

    donttellem
    The Madman (4,4). I honestly don't know what she's talking about most of the time.

    fonaplats
    Baron of the Rats (6,3). Because rats don't have drunk Mexican neighbours, and they don't constantly bitch at you about groceries or auto work or why there's Flex Seal everywhere. When your house floods, there are always friends under the overpass.

    frala
    The Cherubim(2,1). Was once a person, but was forcibly 'ascended' and now only exists to serve Lanny and annoy everyone else.

    jigaboo
    The Program Manager (5,3). Wanted a regular job as a middle-manager, somehow got put in charge of Remote Viewing. One day one of his students let slip that they saw his wife cheating on him and he promptly divorced her. The kids became enamored with the power they had over him and went on to ruin every one of his subsequent marriages. It would later come out that the Remote Viewing project was a total failure and that they had a success rate far lower than they should have through chance alone.

    kafka
    The Joyful Goetist (4,3), The Victorian (3,4). Hedonism and vanity put her in contact with entities who promised 'experience beyond limits' like in Hellraiser, but once she sent them topless photos they never responded to her summons again.

    lanny
    The Azathoth (The Demiurge)(1,1), Gangster Computer God (7,1). Created a world just to spite it, laughs as it tears itself apart again and again. Every now and then he makes an appearance just to turn the screws.

    michael myers
    Organic Robotoid (6,2). Spent years stressing over finding a mate, when he finally did he discovered he didn't actually have the required equipment. He's now much happier underground, trying to repair the machinery that turned Wariat into a rapemonster (not to be confused with rape monster).

    mmq
    Das Katze(5,2). Was forced into a human body against his will; still dreams of leaping through forests and obliterating local wildlife and has a hard time walking on two legs when he wakes up. He no longer knows whether 'dreaming' or being 'awake' is real. Engineered toxoplasmosis (by eating certain kinds of garbage) as punishment for those who did this to him.


    polecat
    The Odomite(5,1). After the cities collapsed, Polecat and his gimp spent their days harvesting cannabis for trade and defending their property with automatic gunfire and threats of extreme sexual trauma. Made a name for themselves abducting former federal employees and subjecting them to unspeakable acts, met their end raiding a FEMA camp to burn their corn syrup stocks.


    roshambo
    The Discordian(4,7). Discovered he was not filled with blood but rather dark matter when Sploogook blasted his head open with a mug after an argument over stolen xanax. From that day he spewed chaos forth through holes he drilled into his mouth, its intoxicating vapors leading to the BLM and Jan 6th riots as well as uncountable street crimes and perversions.


    spectral
    Francis E. Dec (7,7). The only man to understand the Gangster Computer God due to being attacked directly by it, rather than simply being affected by its terrible machinations. He still carries the God's taint, so it's impossible to separate horrible truth from obscene delusion. The harder he fights, the farther his sanity recedes.

    speedy
    The Northwesterner (2,3). Similar to Polecat, he'd already become self-sufficient by the time the cities fell. He wasn't, however, able to maintain his personal oasis without the old supply lines, so he reluctantly joined Polecat and Rick on their fateful FEMA raid, only to abandon them and wander the wastes after witnessing them pin down a security guard and fuck him to death.

    wariat
    The Abandero (7,2). The DEROS (DEtrimental RObotS) are people who lived deep underground, surviving solely on radiation leaking from ancient, unmaintained technology. As a result they're almost immortal but know nothing but sadism and malevolence, and spend their days raping, torturing and resurrecting anyone they can drag down into their caves.

    wellFare
    Radio Slave (6,1). Created solely to harass and foment conflict. Cannot stop until he's told to by the Gangster Computer God, but if he ever does get that order he'll probably ignore it because high-volume shitposting gives him an erection to wag at ladies at the early-bird buffet.
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  7. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats 1 kid and then fact she came to the realization her last relationship was not going to work out and so she ended it instead of fucking around being miserable is a good quality in my eyes.
    I was with a girl once who I tried everything to get rid of but she was stuck to me like glue.
    Everyday I woke up she drove me nuts and I hated everything about her but even when I would literally dump her off somewhere she would just show back up.
    Eventually after years of hell I got lucky and her husband offered to come get her but it took nearly 3 years to wear her down enough for her to even leave.
    A soon as she was gone I lost my phone and phone number never to speak to hear again.

    You just dont get it fona, and thats ok becausemost men dont know they are being manipulated thanks to the media and society.

    Women "love" opportunistically. She was "miserable" because the guy wasnt providing enough resources and she thinks she could land a better catch, even as a single mom 😂

    These women today have absolutely no self awareness, their ego inflated by attention from males online that only want to pump and dump.

    Do youself a favor and find a younger female with no kids. Look at her mother because thats typically how theyll eventually turn out
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
    got grosseries

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  9. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i love costco hot dogs
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  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Chicken liver pate? Are you a cat?

    Liver has vitamins I need, but it doesn't taste great so I get it as chicken liver and garlic pate.
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  11. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Pepperoni pizza from Casey's and maybe a good old fashioned game of CHARADES

    Casey's has good pizza for a gas station
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  12. Originally posted by Speedy Parker My name ain't Dennis dumbass.

    AUSTINTOWN, Ohio (WYTV) – An Austintown man was charged with three counts of felonious assault after a political-fueled fight at Wylle E. Coyote on Thursday.

    Police officers were called to the bar around 8:30 p.m. after reports that a man with a beard struck three people with his cane. The suspect, identified as 54-year-old Douglas Dennison, then ran away, police said.

    One of the victims told police that he was discussing politics with Dennison when Dennison began to yell at him. Multiple witnesses told people that someone tried calming Dennison down, but he continued to argue and struck one of the victims with the cane, later hitting others who tried to intervene.

    Dennison, who was found at Chipper’s Sports Bar and Grille, denied starting the fight, saying he was grabbed multiple times before the fight, and at one point, hit by a pool stick.

    Police said surveillance video showed Dennison started the fight and struck a man, who collapsed. One of the victims had a head injury, police said.

    Dennison was taken to the hospital and later Mahoning County Jail, where he was ass-raped by a larger inmate.
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  13. blaster master victim of incest
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  14. Perhaps he could look for employment on one of those fishing boats that take tourists "deep see fishing" and set the drag on their reels to 5lb so they think they've caught Jaws.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley This emt fag told me I should've gotten stitches

    as long as the wound closes you should be fine, just keep it clean

    stitches would've helped with the scarring but that'll be a pretty cool scar anyway
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley Dude are you f****** retarded look at it the guy is obviously standing next to the car so unless he let his daughter borrow the car to drive down the highway and then just happened to be on foot walking in the same area as where the car bomb went off come on man get f****** real are you this stupid

    thre's a parked car with the door open to the right

    they were probably just going to dinner or something in two cars



    Originally posted by Sophie Hardware and even more so firmware of the car is the most discretionary. It may very well give you GPS, speed, fuel consumption, all the info the car's computer has. But it's complicated to make. If it was tied to the car's system internals i would suspect Intel Ops.

    you could make some safe assumptions based on the age/model of the car, but generally speaking unless it's from the last 5-10 years with an entirely integrated head unit it's most likely they just tied the trigger to the speedometer (even in relatively new cars it's just a digital signal sent over a serial line)
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  18. blaster master victim of incest
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  19. Kafka sweaty
    Take a vacation from this place too
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  20. Originally posted by Fonaplats My girlfriend is the closet to my own age I've ever dated.
    She is 5 years older than me.
    I can't say Ive ever dated anyone younger than me before.
    And why would I want to?
    Someone who actually acts mature, can support herself and holds a job is why more attractive than a bimbo with no life experience who will make countless rookie mistakes and need bailing out.

    the fact that shes single with kids speaks volume of her maturity.
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