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  1. troon African Astronaut
    me
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just got 15 8mg suboxones yesterday but when I take them I can't focus unless I'm constantly dosing modafinil.

    I've been doing hydromorphone so long it's created a terrible cycle of pain and shame. A woman saw me sniff some in my truck today and wagged a finger at me. I feel like a loser and can't wait to be done with the drugs but idk how I can get off and still function. Going to require a taper with a few days that are relatively stress/pain free because I am weak, then possibly an isolated detox. I could go to my mons house and tell her I'm getting off them and she would understand and try to help me but I'd rather not stress her out. I have an idea of another place I could go but everyone I know there are degenerate and would offer me other drugs and liquor. I need a solid game plan is what I'm saying and an idea of what it'll look like

    But beyond that I have to genuinely DESIRE SUPER STRONGLY to be off them and do whatever it takes to make it happen
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  3. I got tricked into buying VEGAN meatballs a week ago. Went to Aldi and the usual meatballs I get were out of stock (2lb for $4.89)...anyway they had these others but half the size (1lb) for the same price.

    Fuck I thought...inflation is bullshit.

    Anyway I got home and was looking at them and then noticed a really TINY "VEGAN" text next to the 10x bigger "meatballs" font. No fucking wonder they were like $5 for 1lb...those vegan bastards charge more for their shit food than the real food costs.
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Yeah, I wish I had room for a split King bed but the cost would have been another grand probably and my girlfriend and I are only in bed at the same time for maybe an hour a day except on weekends.
    I'm starting to think trying out all those beds at Big Sandy's is why I'm sick now.
    All I know is if that bitch Dylan doesn't deliver my bed on Saturday I'm going to raise hell.
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  5. It's worth paying $$$ for a good mattress...My Kingsize I paid $1400 for it 20yrs ago. It's still as good as new, as springy as the day it was delivered.

    It's seen some action over the years, 2 wives, several LTRs/ 1 nighters...still pristine condition as I've always had a mattress protector on it to avoid bodily fluid stains.

    Many women that have been in it asked "Is this the bed you and your wife slept in?" To which I always said "no, it's new about 6 months ago".

    Fucking women and their fucked up thinking

    I bet I get another 20yrs out of it and maybe a couple of more wives.
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  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I might take a pic of my fish and peas smothered in chemical sludge tonight if I remember.

    Here it is niggers...before the parsley sauce and then after the parsley sauce

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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley no bro i just don't want my sex life to be everyone's business

    Like I don't who you used to smooch on or what kinda hoes your into, so don't tell me, does that make you in a heterocloset if you don't?

    No it just makes you & your weiner private people

    Private Weiner

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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Her pronouns are were/was now
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  9. If you lived at the North Pole, you'd be eating your grandmother right now.
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  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers This thread is sad, why does everyone hate on Wariat so much?

    Wariat, if you're reading this, don't worry, ignore these mean people! I'll give you a hug.

    cuz we need a common enemy and/or someone who is worse than us plus ever since he went to seal world to fuck that kid and got deported only a few people will ever be nice to him again
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fona you dumass this is why your poor and will never be happy because your matress. you can steal 200 rolls of toilet paper from public toilets in one day if you stop being lazy and then steal some sheets off a fat ladies clothes line and fill the sheet with the toilet paper and you have a free matress dumbass now your stuck paying 8 dollars a day YOUR GONNA BE FUCKING POOR YOU RETARD

    AND STOP GOING ON VACATION DUMASS
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  12. Meanwhile, me, worth $47.
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  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Steven Would HTS have to convert to Paganism?

    the allfather already knows im down to clown

    which is to say im probably not converting to asatru any time soon but i would totally give birth to a horse for odin if i absolutely had to
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  14. I made it about 5 seconds in, to the HBO logo, before I felt sickened by the shitty CGI and had to turn off.

    It's all woke females, cringy cumlord guys, bad CGI, awkward acting, bleach blondes, diverse casts, overdramatic tropes and shitty fan-service.

    Don't forget to buy your HBO Max plan! Don't download it on the piratebay!
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  15. lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    star trek met me and can dispove all you guyses theories alrigt.
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  17. Kafka sweaty
    Aleister should be on the list, secretly removing a condom during sex is rape.
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley Why not put a 100$ wager on whether or not I fail out this semester? :)

    you'll just buy $100 worth of crack at the library on the first day of next semester
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra yeah he did way rapier stuff than that

    You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
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  20. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster $3,000 in only 12 months? How are you gonna make that kind of money?

    That’s $250 per month I’m assuming zero interest IF completely paid off in 12 months.
    Once the credit promotional period ends, you'll be charged interest on any remaining balance.

    Add that payment to all the other recurring monthly payments, like $$ to pay for those $300 dinners, $70 pizzas, vacations, different car ever month, cash advance loans, other credit cards, food, utilities gasoline for the cars, mortgage payments, property taxes (if not included in the monthly mortgage payment). Sewer & water & trash pick up.
    Things that aren’t necessities.

    Damn dude when I read this all I could think of was the look on your face if you don’t end up with your name on the house as a joint owner. Unless you’re marrying this girl you’re gonna end up owing a buttload of money with nothing to show for it when this relationship tanks.

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