2022-12-23 at 3:29 PM UTC
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The nogging continues
"I HELPED SCREECH SAVE HIS HOUSE" t shirts, etc.
2022-12-23 at 3:28 PM UTC
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The nogging continues
Yeah, I've knew him since I was about eleven years old, everyone in the town where I'm from knows him, we hate him, I'm not int he mood to go on a long winded post with many twists and turns, but I have a bout a half dozen stories of interactions with him because everytime I saw him, I'd fuck with him. We knew where his house was. We were teens. We found out he did a porno and was a drug addict. We had so much fun, and it climaxed with him stabbing a guy I went to high school with at the bar on christmas eve while my ex girlfriend (gf at the time)'s brother was bartending.
I have all the deets but am not in the mood to type a diabtribe about my interactions with a washed up child actor kike that I can best describe as 'insufferable'
I was similarly in jail with him when he went for the slashing of casey carpin & when he came back on a sanction for testing dirty for opiates. He did our laundry cuz they couldn't house him with anyone except people in the trustee program because people just never stopped fucking with him.
When he'd push the laundry bin of fresh linens to our unit, you'd know he was coming because from one side of the jail you'd just hear people screeching SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH! (cuz he hates being called it) over and over again as people saw him moving through the hallways from one pod to the next.
2022-12-23 at 3:03 PM UTC
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HEY WARIAT
HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED BECOMING A PUP FETISHIST
IVE KNOWN 1 GUY WHO WAS INTO PUP PLAY, HE WAS A FUCKING WEIRDO BUT IV'E HEARD OF OTHERS PRACTICING IT, I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS INTO IT BUT I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T WANT TO INVOLVE MYSELF IN THAT SHIT
HE ALSO WATCHED DOG PORN AND SHOWED ME IT ONCE WHEN WE WERE REALLY HIGH METH AND I NEVER LOOKED AT HIM THE SAME AFTER
BASICALLY YOU WEAR A DOG MASK, AND PRETEND TO BE A DOG, AND OTHER 'DOGS' (NOTE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CONSENSUAL ADULTS BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND IT EASIER TO FIND A DOG) INTERACT WITH YOU, EAT YOUR ASS, FUCK YOU, ETC, TO ME IT ALL SEEMS VERY RETARDED
CUZ THEY GROWL AND PRETEND TO BARK AND WALK ON ALL FOURS AND NON PUPS HAVE TO PRETEND THAT THEY ARE PUPS.
IT'S LIKE TRANSGENDERISM BUT WITH DOGS.
I FIGURED IT WOULD BE RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY. IF YOU CAN FIND ANY OTHER WEIRDOS YOU CAN PROBABLY FUCK THEM IN THE ASS AND GET THEM TO EAT YOU OUT.
HOPE THAT HELPS.
2022-12-23 at 1:11 PM UTC
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It's that time of year again
what are yall donig for christmas at work?
2022-12-23 at 1:02 PM UTC
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Anyway to potentate Klonopin?
Thanks, we texted all yesterday, and she goes to bed early, so when I woke up a half hour ago I started texting her again and sure as shit, she's already textnig me back. Gonan try to either get coffee with her or do something with her dog (no wariat) and figure that'll be a good way to shmooze my way into her beautiful life. Hopefully.
I don't have an Instagram or Snapchat or any of that shit, just PM me if you're scared of others seeing your gf.
2022-12-23 at 12:42 PM UTC
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I just got charged.
I wonder how that little bubble formed in the splooge.
also that's me wasted at 944am CST trying to talk on the phone out of lonliness/boredom.
Stage a robbery the next Saturday when you clock in.
2022-12-23 at 3:29 AM UTC
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Meet my new dishwasherš¤©
I think this thread would've been better if you'd just uploaded a picture of you hugging your girlfriend.
2022-12-23 at 3:28 AM UTC
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It's that time of year again
Well Polecat you deserve it, you only get faster, more efficient, stronger, and better at physical laboring with age.
2022-12-23 at 3:26 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
ah I got confused because in Wisconsin you got off an hour earlier than you do in Florida but I realized it's ME with the problem.
