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Meet my new dishwasheršŸ¤©

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]




    Took weeks but the home warranty cucks paid up.
    Got a sick AF smart dishwasher that's voice activated and built from space shuttle parts and wizard skin.
    It sure does pay to know how to do things yourself.


    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    internet dishwasher? inb4 someone hacks it and burns your house down
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    It's just a peice of shit tbh.
    I don't even like it but they purposely make appliances so cheaply and poorly anymore that no matter what you'll just have to buy a new one in a couple years.
    It's all garbage.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    how old is your girlfriends daughter? Isn't she old enough to do the dishes? I've never understood parents who dont' give their kids an equal part of the chores so they can understand how to function in the world.

    On topic, I think it's really cool you're investing in a house you own this time and fixing it up, I hope things work out for you Fonaplats. Your beard looks nice, makes you look like a hill billy lumperjacky instead of like bobby hill's skinny cousin from Iowa.

    Post more pics of midget gf. What are yu gonna do with the freon from your fridge when u replace it?

    Are you inside city limits at your crib and if not how near is your nearest neighbor/
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thought you were gonna show a picture of a new puppy. Disappointed
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ur dishwasher is a nigger wrapped in tinfoil
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think this thread would've been better if you'd just uploaded a picture of you hugging your girlfriend.
  8. #8
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra internet dishwasher? inb4 someone hacks it and burns your house down

    I saw someone playing Doom on a smart fridge
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    thats a nice dishwasher u got for ur gf house
  10. #10
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I saw someone playing Doom on a smart fridge

    shits badass
  11. #11
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting shits badass

    u grampspa mek mi dishi clen wid mangoe bal wash
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I saw someone playing Doom on a smart fridge

  13. #13
    Originally posted by Bradley how old is your girlfriends daughter? Isn't she old enough to do the dishes?

    WARNING: HAND WASHING DISHES WITH YOUR FEMALE RELATIVE MAY LEAD TO INCIDENCES OF INCEST.
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