ah I've never been around bodies that have been dead that long.
2022-12-23 at 6:37 PM UTC
in
International welfare queen
He did and several rounds of applause that caused him to have to stop speaking because of the volume.
That's because it wasn't a scary statement, Geriatric Gerry
2022-12-23 at 6:31 PM UTC
in
Fights when shopping
Ya bro literally all you have to do is tell her things aren't working out and ask her if she would like a ride with her stuff to:
The train station,
bus station,
airport,
a park,
battered women's shelter,
Hospital,
but it aint gonna be your house tonight. Then tell her you're sorry but it can't be like this anymore, it's not working out.
Keep repeating it's not working out and then say "It could work out IF _________________" and then tell her exactly what you want and if you don't get it, GO THROUGH WITH DROPPING HER OFF BRO.
Did you try hitting it with the leaf blower?
I know how to squeeze two pieces of wood together (cuz i'm a homo) and cut the noodles with pressure, so that I can regrab smaller portions and not eat like a straight up retard.
man it's gonna drop to 49 degrees on christmas morning, these two older ladies are driving around Miami handing out 500 of those beanie hats to the homeless so they won't be exposed to the arctic chill.
junkies typically aren't found as soon as they drop, they burrow into the infrastructure like an old cat and when they depart they sometimes are rather difficult to find, though no one is looking for them as you would look for a cat you like.
I like how when some of us die no one gives a fuck
Mark331qtc
PWP
FUBI
Diet Pianist/Green Plastic
But when Kr0z died we had an efuneral, I talked to his dad, his ex girlfriend he 'raped' came to talk to us, I tried to get his SS card & ID (unsuccessfully), G sent his dad a very thoughtful bouquet, there was a memorial made outside of his apartment door put up by members of our forum (including RAID and cheap liquor, per our tribes custom), his ex made a shrine to the dead with all of the stuff she had of his, we were worried about his cat, and now we celebrate his death every year as though he were some martyr we exalt.
And, truthfully, I love it. If we were to have to pick a saint, I would pick Saint Bill Krozby, the people's champ and father to a four times dead daughter, truly a King of Kings.
I think this is the first time I've discussed me shitting with another human being since I was a very young child.
when I get really gungho for losing weight (practicing borderline anorexia with 400 calories a day in the morning and a multi vitamin)
I might shit twice a week and only about a pickle in size.
You do only if your lower bowels have food in them, when junkies die, sometimes they don't even piss because they're so dehydrated, much less shit because they're full of food.
ya except it's more like saving a letter from a dead friend and being like
"Oh wow, man I really miss this dumb motherfucker, I remember this day when we spoke on the phone for a couple hours, or ran a train on that bitch, etc"
nostalgic but its' also part of the human condition to mourn for the dead.
2022-12-23 at 3:40 PM UTC
in
The nogging continues
bro they turned on saved by the bell reruns while he was at the bar on christmas eve with his girlfriend, the whole fuckin town is there, and everytime screech would say something on the TV he'd have a bunch of drunks repeating what he said, and reenacting the jokes/scenes in front of him, then they started hitting on his girlfriend, and the whole bar is just egging this on over at Grand Ave which is normally a pretty relaxed middle aged people bar. But I guess they just kept ROASTING this nigga and Casey went out to smoke a cigarette (he had been oen of the people fucking with him earlier) and Dustin and his date having had enough decide to close their tab and leave, well when everyone realizes that the primary entertainment is leaving, they really start fuckin with him oncce last time.
At this point he's trying to get to the exit and as he's approaching the door, casey is coming back in from smoking, he says something slick to screech, and screech didn't realize he swas just outside smoking, he thought he was barring him from leaving the establishment, so he pulled out his knife and arced it across Casey Carpin's belly.
Because screech is a jedi and has a jedi lawyer, they argued that casey carpin not immediately moving was him preventing Dustin Diamond from leaving, so Screech was charged only with possession of a concealed weapon and casey didn't get any money.
That's the climax story, there's also when I worked at taco bell for a month he asked for more hot sauce so I whipped a handful of them into his face and yelled SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH as loud as I could.
He never tips the pizza guys so they told me they were feeding him crushed up glass and anything nasty they could find and hide in the pizza, cuz he always calls to complain, doesn't tip, makes complicated ass orders, and if they're supposed to be there in 20 he tries to call them back in ten minutes and asks them to prioritize orders and shit, he does this to all the fast food places, but the pizza places he's the worst with and my customers that worked there and knew I hated him told me how they used to fuck with his food.
We egged his house a bunch, one time we went to do it in winter after school, and my friend had left the eggs outside behind the school, so they froze, we didn't care and broke a couple of his windows with frozen eggs on a dark weekday night in January for fun.
one of my old customer's older brother got a battery charge and waived into adult court cuz at 17 he saw screech and just ran up to him and slapped the shit out of him like eight or nine times on a dare.
ya that's all that's worth saying
He hated the name screech (Until he needed to sell t shirts to save his house after spending all of his money on cocaine in the late early 2000s) so we'd always call him screech and he'd say "My name is dustin diamond" and we'd be like "ok screech"
2022-12-23 at 3:32 PM UTC
in
The nogging continues
ironically the guy he cut's grandparents ran a foster home I was at a couple times. I liked how close it was to the school.
