2022-12-23 at 3:32 PM UTC
ironically the guy he cut's grandparents ran a foster home I was at a couple times. I liked how close it was to the school.
2022-12-23 at 3:40 PM UTC
bro they turned on saved by the bell reruns while he was at the bar on christmas eve with his girlfriend, the whole fuckin town is there, and everytime screech would say something on the TV he'd have a bunch of drunks repeating what he said, and reenacting the jokes/scenes in front of him, then they started hitting on his girlfriend, and the whole bar is just egging this on over at Grand Ave which is normally a pretty relaxed middle aged people bar. But I guess they just kept ROASTING this nigga and Casey went out to smoke a cigarette (he had been oen of the people fucking with him earlier) and Dustin and his date having had enough decide to close their tab and leave, well when everyone realizes that the primary entertainment is leaving, they really start fuckin with him oncce last time.
At this point he's trying to get to the exit and as he's approaching the door, casey is coming back in from smoking, he says something slick to screech, and screech didn't realize he swas just outside smoking, he thought he was barring him from leaving the establishment, so he pulled out his knife and arced it across Casey Carpin's belly.
Because screech is a jedi and has a jedi lawyer, they argued that casey carpin not immediately moving was him preventing Dustin Diamond from leaving, so Screech was charged only with possession of a concealed weapon and casey didn't get any money.
That's the climax story, there's also when I worked at taco bell for a month he asked for more hot sauce so I whipped a handful of them into his face and yelled SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH as loud as I could.
He never tips the pizza guys so they told me they were feeding him crushed up glass and anything nasty they could find and hide in the pizza, cuz he always calls to complain, doesn't tip, makes complicated ass orders, and if they're supposed to be there in 20 he tries to call them back in ten minutes and asks them to prioritize orders and shit, he does this to all the fast food places, but the pizza places he's the worst with and my customers that worked there and knew I hated him told me how they used to fuck with his food.
We egged his house a bunch, one time we went to do it in winter after school, and my friend had left the eggs outside behind the school, so they froze, we didn't care and broke a couple of his windows with frozen eggs on a dark weekday night in January for fun.
one of my old customer's older brother got a battery charge and waived into adult court cuz at 17 he saw screech and just ran up to him and slapped the shit out of him like eight or nine times on a dare.
ya that's all that's worth saying
He hated the name screech (Until he needed to sell t shirts to save his house after spending all of his money on cocaine in the late early 2000s) so we'd always call him screech and he'd say "My name is dustin diamond" and we'd be like "ok screech"
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2022-12-23 at 3:42 PM UTC
aldra
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man if my name was Dustin Diamond I'd have people call me Screech
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2023-01-01 at 2:42 PM UTC
147th and Broadway in Harvey, IL.
2023-01-01 at 2:48 PM UTC
aldra
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remote controlled door cameras with a sentry gun upgrade aren't far off
2023-01-01 at 3:21 PM UTC
Any sleepwalking idiots not aware of their surroundings deserve everything they get.
