2023-07-03 at 10:59 PM UTC
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im trying to
"i have a reputation for being a parent supported overage little boy, who was kicked out of America for being a convicted pedophile, you're under 18 right? Okay cool, so I wanna debut you on ZooLove and you have to fuck this dog while I jack my soft penis off, no my penis doesn't work anymore I broke it, yeah but I like the idea of facialabuse.com except instead of an erection it's gonna be a 3 inch floppy in your mouth but I"mma pretend like it's hard and you better pretend too. You eat ass right? Cool. yeah my mom will send me more money let me text her. So you in?"
I can see why this isn't working for you as your reputation proceeds you.
2023-07-03 at 10:57 PM UTC
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im trying to
so when you message her she responds with the emoji
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she's not into you bro.
I'm thinking about shooting the brother of the man who shot me, I got his spot watched by this bitch that loyal to me, I know his routine, it's just a matter of (NOT DOING IT) that I'm so very much excited for. It's July 4th, who gonna pick up an extra couple shots on shotspot, fuckin nobody bro, they turn that bitch off, and let the ball roll.
If you don't hear from me, he probably busted back or I got caught up.
damn, i hope to god at 51 I'm not this much of a loser.
hence why the prices are lower for things that come from mexico
I remember fisting my ex when we were on acid, not like a whole fist but the hand kinda torpedo shaped, the next day she said "Did you really fist me when we were tripping?" I said yeah your ass wanted it, she said no you fisted my pussy, I said yeah I did both.
Had this bitch thinking she got fisted in the ass was gold
2023-07-03 at 10:13 PM UTC
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Went on a date, have bad news.
Folks we were sitting down eating a taco bowl, and I met him actually in a supermarket when I was really high on tweak/meth (I do tweak before I do my errands) and I swear to god there must be 2000 different types of taco seasoning at every supermarket in Miami. So anyway, I'm standing there in what I have had described as "The world's gayest stance" while shopping. And this hispanic man comes up and is extremely well dressed, very fit, like 25-30, clean cut. I look like a grizzly bear and some white lady had a baby that became a criminal. He just walked up and grabbed one of them, so I asked if it's the good shit. He said yeah, so I asked him what he's making.
We start talking and it's pretty clear he's a faggot too.
So we agree to get tacos!~!~!~!~!~ The next day/today I go out with him and within the first 5 minutes he asks me what I am, I said a conservative, he said no like race, I said White, I asked him the same question, he said his father is jedi and his mother is cuban. I pulled a 20$ out of my wallet, put it on the table, and I said "I hope another Hitler comes soon."
adios
2023-07-03 at 10:03 PM UTC
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Moving out of the Bay Area
if u ever hard up for money you can take my beer cans in to the supermarket and look for kids to molest while you get 10 cents a can, i think it might be 20 in CA.
2023-07-03 at 10:02 PM UTC
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Moving out of the Bay Area
Peedy wanna get a place with me? I won't tell everyone how your real name is Paul Wozny and we met in prison while you were serving time for a molestation case.
It comes from Mexico so it's understandable that in the NE it would be the farthest from it's point of entry.
In Florida Meth is 50$ a gram, in Wisconsin it is about 80$, in Pheonix it was 15$.
Similarly in Wisconsin cocaine is 80$ a gram, in Pheonix it is about 50, in Florida it's like about 20$.
That's like summarizing Withering Heights into cliff notes. YOu can't break down perfect as is.
2023-07-03 at 12:47 PM UTC
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1TB "lifetime" storage for €88
I've never recorded anything worth saving.
2023-07-03 at 11:47 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Congratulations on 5 years sober, Mac Miller!
It's also nearly impossible to find the high velocity hollow points in this county. Instead of 20$ for 25, it's like 60$ and you have to buy them from this nigga I know from the spot where everybody shoots at, kinda like a gun club, except it's under an overpass and covered in broken glass.
60 bucks fr? I mean I don't give a fuck. But fuck that nigga wants 25$ for a 50 back of Blazers, Orange pack.
That's 11$ at walmart right now, Milwaukee, WI. Miami, 25$, 60 if you want the good shit, well fuck yeah I want the good shit.
im aight, it's monday but it don't got the monday vibes!~!~!~!~
I don't have to work today, yesterday or tomorrow so that's lit. I failed to find bottle rockets this year (you can buy them two counties away and that's a long trip by bus), and uh I think i'mma buy a fatass bottle of fireball and walk around Miami today, probably make my roommate carry the gun since he's not a felon and go look for exciting fun.
2023-07-03 at 11:26 AM UTC
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I'm DTF
damn ghost you are a loser for real.
I Just woke up bruh, i stayed awake for as long as I could, passed out two or three times for 1-45 minutes, the third time I resigned myself to sleep I woke up to my neighbor trying to beat my door down so he could evade the police, then he wouldn't leave after the police did, preferring to smoke my cigarettes, eat my sour cream and onion dip with funions in the air conditioning over the alternative of cigarette butts, sweating, me never answering my door to him again, and then him ultimately telling me he's going to hit my dog if he keeps biting him and me picking him up and pushing him outside before telling him "I can see why no one wants you."
