2023-07-05 at 2:20 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
It culminated with the angry black guy in the back vehicle saying something arguing and not listening to them, he might have been a dark cuban as this was all in spanish, when he tried to pull out the other bumper was likewise ripped off as there's some rich motherfucker bitching at two poor people destroying his whip and trying to drive away on him cuz they aint got no lambo bumper money.
2023-07-05 at 2:19 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
The purpose is only to inconvenience others, especially rich people, but I'm not against locking people inside of a restaurant and running away LOL U can't open it from the outside and if I hit the front and firedoors, ur kinda assed out until someone climbs out a window and gets a bolt cutter.
lol
idgaf sometimes when i need an extra long one I hook 3 together and use dat!~!~!~
I didnt update this thread but I have had a very busy day.
I found a lamborghini (Not sure the spelling, i'm poor), and I daisy chained these locks, I used like 12 on this project, I decided to go a lil bit overboard and spray painted them all black, LOL its gonna get so good
so I got under this fender part on the driver side and daisy chained (Not sure what the term is, but hooking circle locks to one another to make a big loop), so I hook the fender to this cheap ass toyota from the 90s. I hook the other fender, bro I'm feeling hte bike lock madness
So I hooked the lambo up to the front of the car behind it (We're in an alley), someone starts walking by, so I got 3 corners hitched to this lambo. two on the front, one on the back, and I just start dippin.
k,
Now I Have a monocular I use on missions such as this, so I go walk really far and go up this fire escape (I do this) and pick my preferential viewing position. I tell people don't wait around to see what up with it because they're too stupid to do it in cog negro. So I'm a quarter mile away or so, a lil less imo, and The toyota guy comes out first I'm thinking oh hell yeah
He gets in his whip, doesn't see the shit tethered to his back (god bless black spray paint) and tries to drive away, he rips the lambos front bumper and when he did i heard it from up on the building lol
he didn't pull it clean off just 1/2 off and then he stop
FOr the love of money!~!~!~!~
2023-07-04 at 10:04 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
Alright alright alright, so what we're gonna discuss today is a very very controversial subject. Please understand my message of love and hate with an open heart. I digress;
So we finna go to DollarTree/DollarStore/Nigga the cheap ass store you got near you, and we gonna bring 10 dollars. Very important, don't buy one, buy like 9.
We finna buy bike locks, its gettin better and better, i often have an erection at this time. just saying.
We finna take these bike locks and we gonna go find nice cars, nice vehicles, nice shit, i mean if u see a really expensive bike, that'll work too. And we finna take this bike lock and we gonna lock it up, & shut it down
"LOCK IT UP & SHUT IT DOWN"
I have hooked building doors together, restaurants, tons of shit, I got a police car one time like my friend showed me a pic of where I got it around both open windows and locked that bitch up and shut it down.
Sometimes I just kneel down and put two of them on one side of they rims LOL
Now you gotta go back inside the store, if I do it on the passenger side they get up to like 25 MPH before they hear the HUgh HUGH HUGH HUGH against they tires, nigga fuck your rims, on god.
Sometimes I hook a cart to a door handle lol I love that shit.
I don't hang arounda nd watch, i'm not a little kid, I just lock it up, shut it down, if you smart you can even do it without gloves you just lock that shit up and shut it down, and pull the bag as hard as you can. This is the most important part
Take the keys to the lock, and throw them as far as you fucking can in any direction other than the way you're going LOL
So now they inside bitchin cuz they escalade got a cart chained to it, and I"m just laughin and laughin and shit. LOL
I locked so much shit up and I shut so much shit down
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BIKE LOCK MADNESS "DON'T BE A PUSSY" VOLUME 3
2023-07-04 at 9:58 AM UTC
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Narcaning strangers.
Before they gave me free narcan (I used to boof with needles and my father needles so I got familiar with the exchange), I would just watch these niggas die.
911? Fuck no. I'mma stand here. Yeah you can use the phone but I aint finna call for you, the fuck you think I am AskJeeves nigga. You wanted to go to sleep and now the sleep is what you got.
Now? I got like 20 of these bitches and I just run up to people nodding, hit em with it twice and tell them they were dying LOL
If they're nodding they asleep and have no memory so it's my word against their word and like i'm standing there EXPECTING a thank you!~!~!~!~ U masturbated my nigga and now you alive! You have today! Have you thought about like not dying outside my crib? :)!~!~!~ Your family would appreciate it too!.
I'm so fucking funny bro. This is almost as good as Bike Lock Madness.
2023-07-04 at 9:46 AM UTC
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Narcaning strangers.
I narcaned myself so I know the blood pressure thing cuz I was like fuck it lets see what I"m doing to people
Not a heroin addict: Sweating, high blood pressure, dry mouth, 20 minutes.
Heroin addict: immediate total withdrawal lol
2023-07-04 at 9:44 AM UTC
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Narcaning strangers.
When people get really pissed I say "Bro I don't know anything about downers, but I know when I narcanned you, you came back to life and your lips went from blue to red, I hate to say this, but you're mad because I kept you alive."
LOL
2023-07-04 at 9:42 AM UTC
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Narcaning strangers.
realistically he was just a little high and I ruined everything for him, fuck downers, SPEED LIFE NIGGA!
2023-07-04 at 9:41 AM UTC
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Narcaning strangers.
Folks I've gone through about 20 of these free tubes. I love doing this shit. I wait till I see someone doing H/Fetty and when they nod once, and then they nod twice, bro I run up and hit em with this it's like a nasal thing and I pump that motherfucker with 3 of them LOL
"Bro you were dying."
'No I fucking wasn't.'
"Well you look better now, your lips were fucking like grey and blue and shit bro, now they normal. "
'why did you do that?'
"You were dying bro, your pulse was 40 beats a minute, that's like uh like a coma, you know that right?"
...
LOL, what he finna do? "That bradleyB is a piece of shit, he narcanned me when I was nodding and said my lips were blue."
lol
never cool when kids die, a lot of life meaninglessly gone, I pray his family recovers from this and his grandson's soul is well met.
You're the poster equivalent of packing peanuts.
my neighborhood is taken over by mephedrone cuz it's so cheap and everyones poor poor
posting in a self pity thread
I smoke non menthol 100 cigarettes.
People ask me why.
Idk what to say.
2023-07-03 at 11 PM UTC
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im trying to
bro why not get a girlfriend (or boyfriend since let's be real you gonna get anything you can get), and a job at like a Subway or like sandwich kiosk, and maybe rent a lil apartment and not be a total loser.
