2023-07-06 at 6:23 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
n all u gotta do is take a lil picture n send it to me and remember my name pitbull
MR WORLD WIDE
2023-07-06 at 6:22 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
I have purcahsed about 80 dollar store biek locks, I got 100 coming from Alibaba, shit bro, do what I"m doing, blame me for it! IDGAF I'm telling you to do this.
GO buy 8 of them at he dollars store 9$, lock ut up and shut it down don't leave me lonely.
2023-07-06 at 6:21 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
I also stole two bikes while I was at it, of course, they bikes nice.
They don't want no problems I'll beat you to deatha lock cutter, shit aint finna phase em , you wanted to die and I blessed you. GOd Bless me and u if u want.
2023-07-06 at 6:20 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
I locked all of the CITIBIKE together, just ran a fatass loop through all they tires, then I Kinda thought "Wow they could break this in a secod"
So I wormed my locks into they own infrastructure, LOL YOu can't get a bike lock into these bitches to save a life
Now when touristsas pay that 20, they can work they bike out of my locks.
My lock: 1$
They paying: 20$/hr
FUCK EM
2023-07-06 at 6:17 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Im in the club hollan A Bay Bay B,
what you think of that aunt jimamiama I Got a WHITE MAN!!!!
nigger ass bitch tryna play hard, yo bitch it's kinda obvious you empty and take white cock A BAY BAY BAY
2023-07-06 at 6:16 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
ONe rip got you to the TIP, B replaced the A, i already knew.
2023-07-06 at 6:15 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
I dropped .6 of Clorox in a lil baggy, I pulled out the blue pieces, nigga shit looks sharp, I just kinda dropped it.
Fingers crossed my plug finds it.
2023-07-06 at 6:06 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
You'd be so pretty if you were White.
2023-07-06 at 6:06 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Candy cannot say the same.
2023-07-06 at 6:05 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
I thought about it today, fuck man I'm so happy I'm not a dirty ass nigger.
I rub vaseline over my explosives before I fire them because I am a White Nationalist Skinhead, Michigan Militia Junior Officer
I set off so many car alarms you'd think car alarmed.
U just drop one of these uglies into a glass jar and hurl it like it's worth your life, you definitely don't want it near you haha I whipped one of these bitches into a field and bro like grass and dirt got hurled int ot he air.
mortar + Jar of Thermited +heavy balls.
I know the answer@!@!@@!@!~~!~!~!~
They all get fucked in the ass for sexual pleasure.
2023-07-06 at 5:58 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
Not sure. Don't be a witness if you wanna long life.
BRO I BE ENCOURAGING tHESE NIGGAS UGLY UGLY UGLY MY NIGGGA, we put this shit on everything.
I will end up ummmmmmm i can't think of the army term; ENLIST? I guess I'mma enlist every dumb nigga that does what I say
LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO.
2023-07-05 at 4:56 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
i probably spent about 40 dollars on bike locks in the last 2 days.
2023-07-05 at 4:56 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
my fucking favorite has to be the doubledoorlock, bro if u leave ur windows down in the 33132 I got somethin for u
Nigga 1x 1$ bock like on the right side, 1 double donk on the left, nigga I wire it through they door windows, and I don't do it once pussy, I wrap that bitch like twice so it's tight as fuck, window is 1 inch tall, HOW DO I DO IT? I DON"T KNOW
slip it through that cracked window and lock it up & U already know, u shut it down!~!~!~!~~!~!~
Hit both sides, LOL HOW you finna get in yo whip my nigga! u look like a thief with a bolt cutter, Hahaha I didn't even see no fireworks this year nigga i'm making my own!~!~!~
Folks, watching some rich ass nigga who left his windows cracked tryna get into his whip LOL 2 black locks holding them doors down, 1 nigga just hit the hatch back, SO NOW I LOCK THAT UP TOO!@~!~!~~
haha, i b lockin up rims, lockin up doors, lockin up a cop car!~!~!~! i did that, hooking lambos up to toyotas LOL I'm SO motherfucking funny!~!~!~
We Finna LOCK IT UP & We finna SHUT IT DOWN!~!~!~ DON"T BE A PUSSY- Season 3 "i am a role model"
2023-07-05 at 2:43 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
i should probably stop buying 10 bike locks at a time from the dollar store if I'm doing this shit a couple blocks away lol I'm retarded, I can't wait to go on Alibaba/Wish and get 100 of them for like 60 bucks LOL MIAMI FINNA BE FUCKED!!!
2023-07-05 at 2:40 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
folks u don't need to be as great as bradleyb u can get there with time and practice
start by putting 1 bike lock around some niggas tire like loop it in the rims a lil bit and GO!
If u wanna take a lil picture and send it to me, I will use it in my discography of the Art of Bike Lock Madness
Folks we start doing this every March when they do the March Madness basketball shit, and I stop right around February 29th. BIKE LOCK MADNESS DON"T BE A PUSSY TELL THEM I MADE YOU DO IT Season 3
2023-07-05 at 2:38 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
I wish I was able to take zoomed in pictures on a monocular so I could show you the greatness that is me. Not sure what happened, I dipped out as soon as it got super funny, but I went back there and all the parts/pieces were picked up and the debris was swept to the side of the road. This is a common practice of tow companies and professionals helping an auto (like road side assistance) they real good about cleaning up.
El Oh El. Happy 4th of july with your faggot ass neon green lamborghini that made u a victim with no bumpers
