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Bike Lock Madness Year 3

  1. #21
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    I locked all of the CITIBIKE together, just ran a fatass loop through all they tires, then I Kinda thought "Wow they could break this in a secod"

    So I wormed my locks into they own infrastructure, LOL YOu can't get a bike lock into these bitches to save a life


    Now when touristsas pay that 20, they can work they bike out of my locks.

    My lock: 1$
    They paying: 20$/hr

    FUCK EM
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    I also stole two bikes while I was at it, of course, they bikes nice.

    They don't want no problems I'll beat you to deatha lock cutter, shit aint finna phase em , you wanted to die and I blessed you. GOd Bless me and u if u want.
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have purcahsed about 80 dollar store biek locks, I got 100 coming from Alibaba, shit bro, do what I"m doing, blame me for it! IDGAF I'm telling you to do this.

    GO buy 8 of them at he dollars store 9$, lock ut up and shut it down don't leave me lonely.
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    n all u gotta do is take a lil picture n send it to me and remember my name pitbull

    MR WORLD WIDE
  6. #26
    Reminds me of when I was a younger man and had pega on my bicycle and my body gaurd would ride on the back with me

    We went everywhere together
  7. #27
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian life is like a roll of toilet paper, it speeds up at the end

    My life is more like scraping my ass with the cardboard tube
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    They no longer sell bike locks at the DollarGeneral Store.
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