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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I told him he could be the crispy dad account
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Idk why he doesn't make an alt
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah well u only have 1 nose
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Good job, man. I went from 87.5 kg earlier this year to 61 kg as of recently.

    Thanks
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    BradleyB a hater
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    If I start doign yoga again I'll probably be able to suck my own dick in no time.




    It's not any more gay to suck your own dick than it is to give yourself a handjob, look it up!
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    To myself. Bro I can't wait to jerk off this sexy Mr Burns tonight

    I'm hard thinking about him right now.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    how you been though MM? Did you ever decide to pursue college again this semester?
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    You know how I knew Fluttershy wasn't you? He's enjoyable to talk to.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    no one cares, fag.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RisiR † Did they catch the dude? Pretty sure he probably doesn't have much and no idea how the US sytem works but is there any way you get anything out of this?

    lol

    Originally posted by RisiR † Wtf? Why?

    I found a dead dog or maybe fox behind my old school. Was a freaky time and I thought it might've been a Godfatheresque warning. Now I doubt it, though. Still weird.

    it attacked my dog and i overreacted when he started shaking my dog

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood loki only had one eye

    that was odin
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    o and i stabbed a dog
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I feel like I've explained this a dozen times in the last 18 months but since you're new and I like you I will give you the very brief rundown.

    I live in a very bad part of a very large city, so bad in fact that it starred on a season of First 48 where cops solve homicides in the first 48 hours all in overtown that season, stopped because it was hurting tourism.

    So I go walk to the liquor store around midnight to get a four pack and some cigarettes. A black guy is hanging out right near the door of the liquor store minding his own business, this is common, so I go get my four pack and my cigarettes. THis is the last memory I have. So as I'm walking out in the doorway I am confronted by ihm holding a gun and he tells me to give him everything I Have, I ignore him and when I go to walk through him/around him he fires 1 bullet from lower chest height directly up at me and it hits me in the occiptal lobe. Basically my eye bro. I collapse and wake up a few minutes later to the store clerk pressing brown paper bags against my face, I went ot the hospital and I had a traumatic brain injury, they patch me up, I come do a follow up appointment where they kinda hide and tuck the laceration marks under my eyebro (so it's like a line running behind my bushy eyebrow) and within about 2-3 days my eye swelling goes down and I can't see very well

    So about a month later I go to the hospital for a follow up and tell them about my eye problems and they take me to an eye institution and yeah I have partial blindness in my right eye from the injury and a little damage to my left eye above and below my focal point n they said it wasn't healing good cuz I kept drinking for 5 months after this and smoking cigarettes so they said to quit that to spur the healing like i should've in the beginning adn I did and it dind't really heal up. The end.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    It's definitely character building and giving me much needed humility just being under someone. A great building exercise
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    People be Hella yelling at me today but it don't really bother me or make me feel like drinking much
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RisiR † You could try TRE. Trauma Realese Excerscise. Don't know if you can tremor in your eye, though.

    Moving them from left to right and back does release stress, though. I've heard that on a podcast.

    Bro I got shot last year lol it's not from stress 😂
  17. Bradley Florida Man


    I don't do drugs anymore unfortunately
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So what exactly is the problem with your eye anyway…what's the diagnosis.

    Traumatic optic neuropathy.


    I'm just sooooo traumatized!!!!
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Ok I can see now kinda. The eye specialist said the nerve is dead in major portions of my right eye and minimally damaged in my left. My field of vision improved in my bad eye and my color vision improved in my 0eripheral in my bad eye. In regards to new innovations in optic nueropathy he said do not expect them in the next 10 years. I was told how good it is that I quit smoking and drinking alcohol and that any regrowth will be minimal and unlikely to occur but that the entire situation is stabilized and he will see me in 6 months.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I agree unban him
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