but like i'll buy a cup of soup with a lid and shit and ask the people at the deli if they have a plastic spoon, while they're in the middle of something important to them, the guy will say "No we don't do that."
I say Okay drop the soup onto the floor infront of the deli and walk out.
could've been easier, now you can grab the mop and i'm going to the other supermarket.
I am kikced out of two farm and fleets, a walmart, four liquor stores and a chinese buffet in wisconsin, like where they have a photo of me.
I liked when they defunded the police in major cities because it allowed me to go to metropolitan walmarts and just walk out with backpacks full of shit and the security guard would say "Sir show your receipt" and I say "I'm scared sir" and just power walk away from them while they (pointlessly) stood there for an hourly wage guarding the place.
The police arne't gona come and if I go outside and they do anything to me I'm suing the important place they're "guarding," gonna get away with it, they'll be criminally charged, I"ll laugh, they won't work tomorrow (or for that store ever again) and I"mma show up and do the same shit.
Did your right hand get a cramp so now it's over?
I'm thinking about getting DoorDash today and just ordering myself more food than I normally eat in a sitting but I was like why wouldn't I Just walk the 8 blocks to the college and get it from the clean mcdonalds (cleanest i've ever seen in a city) instead of paying delivery
then I was like wait I have all this sushi. I bought this tray of sushi and it's new dragonfruit, mango carrots, shits fucking awful, so awful in fact I called the grocery store and told them they're new sushi is fucking awful, they said "How much of it did you eat?"
I said 1 part of the side (They come in a roll) and it was awful, so I tried one from the middle, and I would like to replace it.
"Sure just come in tomorrow or in the next 45 minutes and we can switch it out for one you like."
'do i need my receipt?'
"haha, did you buy it here? No you're good, see you when you get here."
I'm like thtat's pretty good customer service for a drunk phone call a half hour before you close.
ya at least i'm not afraid to take photos of myself and show other heterosexual men because I want to make sure I don't fuck up my video game streaming career like ratface.
and tak ea photo to show other men online.
Though i did shove an avacado into my butt cheeks to take a photo when the pompous englishman told me that's not what they're for.
i decided to just get a nipple tattooed on my mr peanut
I just want to tell everybody that this threat is maybe consider getting Mr peanut drinking a beer throwing up my gang signs with my nipple as his dick on my chest and my friend said don't ruin a good thing you got a theme going with your Odin tattoos but I said f*** it bro I want to f****** river that f****** gang the f****** have Mr peanut filling up the s*** with a f****** nipple for a dick you know what I mean. I can't get f****** out of that mind
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I take a small amount of cream cheese (about 1/4 cube) and put it ina coffee cup, I run a little bit of jalepenis pepper or pickle juice into the cup and fill it half way up with hot sauce, Microwave for 1 1/2 minutes, when it comes out I put a small amount of Cummin-sideyou in it and lawry (white/red label, black cap) on it just a little.
And then I whip it with a fork, just so everyone knows I whip it good, and once all that cream cheese hot sauce seasoning concoction in in place. I do add just a drop of soy or teryaki sauce.
I Just dip the chicken in the warm ish mixture and drop them on the grill, right at the end I remicrowave the coffee cup of sauce and hit the chicken again with the fork and sauce (I use a fork instead of a spoon so I don't get too much cuz I am kinda heavy handed when I do anything)
shits fire.
MY friend told me that they'r enot operating third shift cuz no one else wants to do it and now the peopel who work there are supposed to call 911 if anyone steals and if they don't they just keep going in there until they do and grabbed 10-16 beers and when the beer cooler doesn't open, they just squat down, hit a button under it, (While the cashier is like what the fuck how do they know that) and fill up backpacks
it's been happening for four hours this morning and gonna keep happening and the police can gt involved or not (They won't for fmassive beer theft) and they are just gonna keep running in and out ofthere until they're out of beer
This is what you get for firing me.
When I go to the liquor store, and I grab onto the door, I think damn on the floor, and I Just found myself another score.
