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2015-11-29 at 12:41 AM UTC in Community Secret Santa 2015!lol, i'm only receiving one of these gifts and financially stable.
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2015-11-29 at 12:15 AM UTC in Community Secret Santa 2015!
Hi everyone,
Two years ago Semisazas hosted a secret santa, it was a lot of fun for our community. Since he got clean and left us, BradleyB decided to host this year's event.
I wrote this whole thread out in forty five minutes and it logged me out so I won't go into as much detail as I did last time but this is the run down.
How does this work?
You will be given a user to shop for around the 15th
What you get them can be anything. Read their posts, figure them out, ask someone (other than them). I sent Aborted Shylock a Green Bay Packer's Santa Hat and a shit ton of work gloves. Someone sent me a bunch of vitamins when I was on a health kick for awhile. NoNarky's goofy ass made someone homemade pine cone bird feeders. If you really can't think of something, go with a giftcard to McDonalds or something.
There is no minimum or maximum amount. If you wanna send someone a brand new Xbox One, go for it. If you wanna find some weird knickknacks around your house that's cool too. It's limitless.
Who can participate?
Anyone of our community that is established and recognizable. For instance Panthrax (who is not on this forum) would be accepted while SirTokesAlot420 who came to Niggersinspace a month ago and has made 60 posts since then would not be.
You can be Christian, white, non christian, black, muslim, American, non-US, anything. The only people who are exluced are those of jedi or Semitic descent. jediS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MY REINDEER GAMES.
What if no one sends me a gift?
Last time we had 20 or so users participate, of them only one (TORTILLA) did not send a gift. Semisazas was willing to send extra gifts to people who did not receive them, I will not be doing this. But I will post after the contest who everyones secret santa was so you can shame them forever publically.
To convey honesty, I will be selecting names out of a hat. Tortilla will watch on Cam since he will not be participating. I will make the provision however that non-US members will most likely receive Non-US receipients since both will have to do the whole bullshit international mailing thing.
If you'd like to participate please post in this thread your interest and country. I will be selecting and redistributing names around the 15th, this is also when I will collect your address to give to your secret santa. If you're worried about your address being found out you can do what's called General Delivery and pick things up at the post office with a photo ID. For instance:
Bradley Bugatti
General Delivery
South Milwaukee, WI [FONT=arial]53172
Inb4 BradleyB's surname is not actually Bugatti.[/FONT]
Dunno how this works internationality, but that is an option in the US.
If you'd like to have your gift sent sooner to you, you can PM me your address directly ahead of the 15th. If you're scared that Lanny the Tranny will use his administrative powers to go into my account and access your PMs to me you can use www.privnote.com to create a note that can only be read once or simply give it to me in the www.tinychat.com/tinybltc chatroom whenever I'm on.
It was a huge success two years ago, and I think it will be now. The minimum parties needed will be 3. There is no maximum, though the more the merrier.
Thank you for your time and happy holidays,
Bradley.
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2015-11-27 at 11:27 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape ThreadFirst pic didn't turn out so I close up my stats.
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2015-11-27 at 11:25 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape ThreadGood to hear from you PoC. I haven't posted in about two weeks because some of the community's straight up lack of interest in my threads. I know it's my fault for shit posting, but I'll just leave a brief update.
I'm worth about ~9 million in items/cash. I hit my goal of 70 attack, so I can use an Abyssal Whip. My goal of questing has been a little lacking, but I guess that's because between Thursday to Wednesday I only played about two hours (total).
I stand at a couple milestones after ~ 25 days of playing:
-1038 Total Levels
-125 Quest Points
-Met some alright people including Sir Splashy Sea Turtle (from this thread who plays actively).
So in short accounts going good, right now I'm getting a prerequisite for a quest I'm going to do tonight (already did three today :) )
Trying to think of some good money making methods to do before I can start bossing, but really I'm just hella digging the game.
My levels as of the writing of this post:
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2015-11-16 at 5:06 PM UTC in BradleyB's Review of Culver's RestaurantWell this will be the last thread I start on this forum then tbh, kinda sad.
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2015-11-13 at 10:21 PM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery ThreadMalice, I have no idea who the ass end of your post is written to. I have no problems with anyone in my life drinking.
This will sound ironic but I honestly don't feel much desire to drink. The cravings I do get are short lived and the program has reinforced tenants and ideas I use to get over them.
I've been out for about two weeks as of this post and things are going good, I've gone to meetings every day. I even go to a meeting in the inner city that's full of real people instead of the rich folk, it's about half black but everyone gets along good. Despite being almost-people I equally draw a lot from what they have to say, I also am hitting up a church that's once a week to have a Big Book meeting about six blocks away. All in all, I really like it.
I haven't felt any desire to drink and have decided I am not going to get my second dose of Vivitrol (Which blocks my ability to drink till about the 26th). I have met my sponsor's son and inspired him to work the program and offered him as a support system while he gets off boy.
Beyond that, not too much to say. While I"m not doing much with my life and my ex still isn't talking to me, I'm honestly happier. I'm getting a lot accomplished and immersing myself in alcoholic literature. I believe that with work, I will become an asset to the AA community especially working with younger people.
Staying sober for the day. -
2015-11-12 at 6:48 AM UTC in BradleyB's Review of Culver's Restaurantsrsly no other responses?
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2015-11-09 at 11:25 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape ThreadBecome a member, can you afford 7.95$ a month? It's well worth it.
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2015-11-09 at 8:52 PM UTC in Making money using a 3D printerHow do we get one for free?
I believe you could make serious money by making the single shot pistols in a country where guns (especially pistols are strictly illegal).
And if you can't sell them, just request whatever you want while holding it. -
2015-11-09 at 8:43 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionSpoke on the phone with Semisazas actually this morning. Told him about my recovery.
Claims he has 80% use of his arm which went limp after his last stroke.
Says he's been clean 8 months but I'm 80% not convinced. -
2015-11-09 at 8:41 PM UTC in How can I diminish the Chinese influence in my area?Get a Chinese wife, learn Cantonese and get a job with them. Perhaps couple this with copious amounts of opium and gambling.
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2015-11-09 at 8:37 PM UTC in fix this shit
paragraph1i just typed out a godamm multi-paragraph thread about my experience with a dealership and it fucking disappeared.
paragraph2this is the only site i have any type of problem of this sort with
paragraph3thats the last time i type more than two paragraphs on this site
paragraph4whomever runs this shithole…fix your shit. its broken
I for one am not convinced your threat is serious.
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2015-11-09 at 8:35 PM UTC in Check out this picture my friend drew of me this morningI think it's really good, makes you look a little cooler than you are but I'm sure that's what she was going for.
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2015-11-09 at 8:34 PM UTC in Writing a fan letter to a random personnonarky and i used to find random people in the phone book and mail them letters accussing their horses of getting out of the yard and threatening legal action if their children don't stop fucking our dogs or some very similar variation of this.
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2015-11-09 at 8:09 PM UTC in BradleyB's Review of Culver's Restaurant
Culver's Restaurant is fast food with higher prices and better quality... OR SO THEY MUFUCKIN SAY.
So it's near my doctor's office where I got my appointment at 330, by near I mean like right mufuckin across the street. So close even a fat butterburger eatin arthritic piece of shit can reach it.
My ex fiance dropped me off and her not talking to me the whole car ride would normally upset me, but I got the program in me, a little bit of money and a computer to play Runescape while I have my coffee and meal. I have not been to Culver's in several years because it's basically fast food at high prices. Let's see how they introduce themselves.[FONT=Roboto]Culver’s has earned its reputation for deliciousness by cooking every ButterBurger to order and crafting every batch of Fresh Frozen Custard throughout the day, same as we always have.[/FONT]
[FONT=Roboto]Not convinced.[/FONT]
So I mainly came here because of the fact they told me on the phone they had wifi. You know I want to play Runescape and such. But let's focus on my experience.
My ex came and picked me up and took me here. I walk in with expectations of paying high prices, thank goodness I have 13$ in my wallet. That will cover me for sure for a simple burger and coffee.
First thing I noticed, kinda empty. Okay that's cool, I don't like being near people anyway. I look at the drinks just to see if they have the coffee out there next to the fountain soda machine. Where is it? Oh my Odin, there's no coffee out here. Then I think oh shit that's probably because they keep it fresh behind the counter. Now to focus on what I want.
Is that really an 8 followed by a 99? For a simple burger and some fries and a drink? What the fuck? No way is that possible!
Shit that's the fucking cheapest thing on here, I can't afford this shit. I'm not some rich butterburger loving jedi. What the fuck is my poor Odinic ass going to do? I can't go across the street to the gas station and start drinking, the program taught me that. Fuck, oh shit there's a value meal. That's more my style anyway.
4.95 for a small fry and a butter burger single deluxe with a small drink? That's alright, I guess. I can afford to splurge a little bit, I am sober after all.
A man comes to the cash register and is all smiles, I think he might be a down syndrome homosexual. Then I see his badge reads General Manager. Wow. This is weird, he's smiling while my bum ass tells him I'll have the Single Butter Burger Deluxe. He looks at me like wondering if I'm serious and then smiles and hands me a small soda cup. No sir, I'd like coffee please. He says Oh and looks surprised like he's never had anyone ever ask this question in his time working as a Culver's Manager apprentice.
Then I get this bad feeling in my stomach so I ask him, "You get free refills on the coffee, right?" Obviously you do but, I want him to stop looking so motherfucking stupid at my request but he smiles with that douchey-mom-drank-when-she-was-pregnant-look and says "No we only have free refills on soda."
What the fuck? You know how much it costs to make a god damn pot of motherfucking coffee? But I can't start swearing and get mad, my resentments make me drink and if I get kicked out, I'll have to suck a dick at the gas station to get the attendant to let me use their wifi. So I just ask him if he's serious. He apologizes again and grins at me. Okay give me the shit ass soda, and it's a small. Too-fucking-perfect, I didn't take any ibuprophen today cuz I want my doctor to see me in my full rheumatoid arthritic glory so now I get to stand up and sit down every ten minutes while I play Runescape to get more fucking soda.
I hate soda, it's just empty sugary calories and isn't even like a shitty speed like coffee. You know who likes soda? Diabetics and children, that's fucking who. But oh well, I'll deal with it. So I go fill it up with the Root Beer that culver's has their own brand of, the shit comes out super fizzy. I'm fucking pissed now I got foam all over my hand, so I wait for the bubbles going away and this little girl is drinking sweet tea. Like she's some southern nigger loving whore. Whatever little bitch you can go in front of me, I'm waiting for the foam to go down.
So I fill the cup up the rest of the way, here I am ready to play some motherfucking Runescape, work on my goddamn levels and maybe listen to that Arm and Hammer song at a low volume. I sit down at my table in the far corner. Where the fuck is the outlets for my charger? So I go and asked Sir Down Syndrome and he tells me that their in the ceiling next to the air vent, I shit you not he says "You can plug your computer in up there" Ya great buddy that'll really help my arthritis. I was tempted to tell his 10.25$/hr ass to get up there and plug my shit in for me like the little bitch I'd make him if I hadn't just masturbated a half hour ago before I left my house.
So I still don't have it plugged in, just wanted to play my Runescape, so I pull it up and it has to check for updates when you load the program. I take a sip of the soda, it's fucking flat. God damn it, this flat ass fucking soda, so I go up there and my next option is Diet Root Beer, so repeat the process except that little nigger loving southern girl is ballsdeep in her artery clogged burger, I hope she chokes just so I can pretend to give her the Heimlich and stop anyone from actually helping her while I wait for her chest to stop heaving. Too my fizzy disappointment this does not occur.
Runescape error message, THE INTERNET YOU ARE USING HAS BLOCKED SUCH AND SUCH FROM UPDATING AND PORT xxxxxxx
The fuck? So I try to load the other two browsers I can use to play. Same message. I try to go on Tinychat, it won't load.
Then my food comes up, I swear to god they must have given me like 14 fries total. Not big ones either, they fit in this little paper fry bag that's smaller than my sack (when it's warm out). I like fries and some of are small so I'mma get my fingers all sticky with ketchup when I try to use the fry as a spoon to inhale the ketchup I am now forced to eat excessively to get rid of my hunger. Okay I can do that though.
So I go and get my two little cups of ketchup and see they have horseradish sauce. THAT IS THE SOLE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS EXPERIENCE, THE FUCKING ONE PACKET OF HORSERADISH SAUCE.
Coming back to my table I see the manager is kinda eye fucking my computer, so I say to him "What's up? You wanna watch some videos or something?"
I mean a blow job is a blow job and it has been like a half hour. He tells me that he was looking for this little card that you set on the table that matches your receipt customer number, well I had it in my fucking pocket. So I give it to him, I was number 64. I don't really like being number 64, but I'll keep that to myself.
Eating the burger, I found it dried out, paperthin and on the sides blackened as though it were cooked for about 15-25% too long. Buttery? Get the fuck out of here, this burger was dry as fuck. If I could have dipped it in the fucking rootbeer without being outted as a weirdo I would've. Way too much mayo on it and the lettuce was all on one side. Clearly one of these high school drop outs was putting in the effort that makes me so compelled to argue for them to deserve 15$ an hour. If I could pay him below minimum wage, I would. Run and tell that, homeboy.
The horseysauce made the burger alot better, because I couldn't taste anything over the horseradish. The fries were too few and too small and my fingers got very ketchupy. Now there's a fat 50 year old woman with this mini vacuum vacuuming literally three feet away from me. Hey stupid bitch, I aint trying to hear that shit, how about your dumbass wipes down that fucking chair next to you that's covered in baby droll and crumbs instead of vacuuming up a floor that looks perfectly clean. I wish she would've seen that, but she left now and I said nothing. I wish I could tell everyone how I really motherfucking feel. But it's 204pm and I got an hour and a half to go.
What really pisses me off is I dind't take a picture of the shit ass meal because I thought I'd be playing Runescape. But I'll tell you one thing, it didn't look a god damn thing like this advertisement. There's more fries outside the bag in this ad than in the fry bag for the meal I got.
For fucks sake this is how big the bag of fries was that I had to rip into to get the little ones out.
Overall I give the experience 2/10 on my restaurant rater and wish I would've just sucked off the gas station clerk across the street for his wifi pass and a cup of coffee. -
2015-11-09 at 7:37 PM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape ThreadOdinist, and no your account doesn't transfer OSRS/RS3 are too distinct games. I'll help you get started tho.
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2015-11-09 at 3:02 AM UTC in Strange things are happeningI think it's a clover brought in from all the leprechaun-dressed midgets you fuck in your living room nightly.
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2015-11-09 at 3 AM UTC in why is the pot illegal? yet drugs like ciggies and alcohol are???~While you make a great point and fully articulate your assertion in a manner that is not only convincing but also deeply compelling, I don't think anyone will give a shit.
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2015-11-09 at 2:56 AM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape ThreadAnd you can be my friend and we can go into the Blue Moon Inn in Varrock and work on our roleplay levels if that's cool.
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2015-11-09 at 2:53 AM UTC in BradleyB's Old School Runescape ThreadPlay OSRS it's content added but still the same gameplay you loved before Jagex ruined it.
