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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I can cook Halal stuff, I was cool with some Lords in the joint. I don't really specifically buy Halal meat but I don't eat much pork or carrion. So that's not a problem.

    Missed you noNarky.

    @the lil mommy comment, I am a good wifey.

    So what times work for everyone, and specifically where is that gay sailor tortilla when we need him
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Bump
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Due to popular demand, mostly just by Tortilla, I will be bringing back the cooking show that put Zoklet on the culinary map of foodies everywhere.

    You may remember me from such excellent dishes as:
    -Breaded Oysters and some other canned sea food I found in my mom's cupboard
    -A prison hook up I got way too drunk and kinda half fucked up and made too liquidy
    -Me chugging malt liquor and yelling at the birds outside her window that piss me off
    -The day my friend showed up and I just got really high and fucked up the hard boiled eggs
    -The perfect grilled cheese
    -Ham and cheese roll ups
    -Tacos on a budget (Spam and cheeze whiz)
    -Really making Banquet Meals 10/10 with fixins
    -Fucked up opinions about the world that I yell over the other commentators.
    -Some fucked up Polish Pizza thing

    I'm thinking we're going to start with breakfast items and then move onto other culinary delights.

    What time works best for everyone? I'm unemployed and live at my mom's house so any time during the day (When she's at work) works great for me.

    Thanks!
    Please post if you'd be interested in watching. It will be held in Tinychat.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I got sick of my Mom's boyfriend giving me life advice about drinking and smoking cigarettes and shit when I was 14. My mom didn't give a fuck. I told him I don't give a fuck. He said he was calling the cops and went to exit the basement, so I ran passed him grabbed him and pulled him back onto his ass and he rolled down the stairs and I fled. Never said shit to my drunk little ass again after that. My mom told me years later that when he complained after I did that she just told him, "Maybe you should just stop fucking with him, he's a smart kid but he gets mean."
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    10 months, 5 days sober. I'm at 195lb, I body build every day. My arthritis is doing super good. I only occasionally get pain in my wrists. I got over my ex leaving me (for the most part). I stopped watching gay porn and started an OkCupid account to meet some beautiful women. I read the AA book here and there and don't believe I need a sponsor to walk me through the steps or any gay meetings to remind me how to be sober. I have never been happier in my whole life than this.

  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't know where you got I hit my mom at lol

    I'm happier than ever though, props to Semisazas for the link to this thread.

  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I'd be pissed if I wrote this whole thing and no one replied, does this have any actual use other than feeling the vibrating electrical fields?
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Age: I outdrink all.
    Sex: I'll find you some.
    Ethnicity: Superior
    Work History: I cook American, Mexican, Italian and a little chinese food. I don't steal. I see nothing illegal. I've never signed a police statement.
    Why I am Interested: Something to do. Would like to get to know you better. Seem mildly wealthy.
    Why you should hire me: I can do everything the mexican above me can, but better, cleaner, and without bottoming.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow this is the exact opposite of me OP.

    I have worn less condoms (total) than I have had sex partners.

    And no I don't have AIDS I got checked last month when they did my blood factoring.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    4 Generations = the last six months
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude when i'm sitting in TC by myself, clearly irritated and you come in and say,
    "Hey BradleyB wanna hear me play on my guitar?"
    "Not really, Rosh."

    *Loud ass guitar rift*
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude when i'm sitting in TC by myself, clearly irritated and you come in and say,
    "Hey b
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    what you drinkin on lately actor
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    With only 3 Domestic and 1 International participator this doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Sorry everyone. Stop hacking our forums to hell and pushing membership down and we might actually be able to do events.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    maybe we could partition a section of the board for homosexuals? like sort of an 'if you build it, they will come' deal

    I would be willing to volunteer this.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow Kipo. I didn't think you could get much more pathetic, but here you go having done it.

    As one of the few majickal students of this site, if you're not completely sure, having never seen anyone do it, do not do it, it will come back three fold ON YOU!
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    BradleyB
    -LannytheTranny
    -AngryOnion
    -Hydromorphone

    Four people? Seriously guys? that's it?
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    In all seriousness, I will address this point briefly. I don't really see the hatred that the White Nationalist community feels encompassing all nonWhites. They have no economic security in their homeland, no chance at a better life for their descendants. Why wouldnt' they move into prosperous white lands? It's common sense.

    If you are cutting up a loaf of bread, drop a piece on the floor and the dog eats it. Do you beat the dog? No. The dog just wanted the better food, yeah you could've eaten that piece but the dog doesn't have the rational mind to think: Hmm, if I eat this piece I will be depriving my owner of something. It just simply does it.

    With the jedis there seems to be not only a forthright plan (Zionism) but also a spoils system that allows them to manipulate their way to the top. Is that wrong of them? Yes I really do think so. They also fully well have realized they can push us (White Nations) into fighting wars against their traditional enemy while utilizing our way of living to enrich themselves.

    In short, while the Mexican might be stealing your job or some Black dude being lazy and living off the system there's no plan, no intent, it's just how they are. I don't see how you can hate them. The termite doesn't realize your house is going to fall down around you once their colony gets going. Should you remove the termites? Yes. Are they evil? I don't believe so. The jedi however plots, schemes, and pulls strings knowing full well everything will happen. That is evil.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    That's fine, it was a sarcastic provision.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I would like to, but I'll only accept some kind of virtual item or entertainment.

    I don't know how that would work. Do you have any reasonable suggestions?
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