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  1. Bradley Florida Man





    THis is what my life consists of now.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I bought a bond, and tried to do some slayer. Shits lame as fuck I don't see how I wasted years of my life with this game.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't play this gay ass shit no more
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    12-27-15 was the last time I had a drink. I gave up on AA cuz I can't work with a sponsor and tell him every crime I've ever committed. I don't play Runescape. I have a bonsai collection now. Things are going really well, I miss many of you so rather than individually message I wanted to just state for all that I'm doing well.

    I'm going back to college in Fall going to pursue a masters in Conservationism and Environmentalism.

    I'm happy again. Sorry I don't post more often. I know I had some real fans and their greatness eclipsed the detractors but it's just a lot for me with the bonsai and stuff.



    I wore this on Martin Luther King Day, Harambe my other favorite dead gortilla.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    You know what the worst part about fucking twenty three year olds is?

  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Fun Fact, all of you were molested but only a portion will go onto molest but all will blame their actions on the cycle of molestation.

    It's not molestation if you came.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I might tell you I'm alone and I aint lyin
    but when I pull up I'm with my shooter JOhnthegiatn
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I might tell you that I can't find my keys, you gotta come to me
    Cuz I got a dude here tryna fuck and I aint tryna leave
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I might tell you that it's shakey cuz it's down to the last
    but really it's cuz i hit it with the lactose by damn near half
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Im from the mil where them bodies drop
    and aint nobody finna call the cops
    fiends call another dealer for another rock
    rental cars gettin turnt into rollin spots
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Bump.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm a gay man. I am trying to get as skinny as possible to look more fabulous. That is called a vacuum, a body building pose.

    I am 168lb @ 6'1 ,no where near Dachau weight.
  13. Bradley Florida Man


    I don't seem to have much problem, you must be doing something wrong.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I got a cannibal caution for 2 fucking licks.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Use your legitimate income to pay for things on paper (Mortgage, car payments, bills, etc)

    Use the illegitimate money to cover things that can be paid for with cash (groceries, gas, jedielries/gifts for family, day care, clothes, etc)

    I mean you're not going to use your drug money to purchase or a house, that's just unrealistic. But what you can do is make all your daily expenses cash based. If you have a wife or a mother, it's very easy to just give them cash and have them deposit it into their bank account to help cover expenses that accrue as part of your household and just make it look like they're paying for it all.

    Above all save. I cannot stress this enough. Nothing lasts forever. Use that cash to pay for things at wal mart or the grocery store for the rest of your life while using legitimate income (SSI/Job) to pay for things that are actually traceable.

    If you're too stupid to realize that you're probably not going to be too successful.

    Alternatively, buy gold with cash, hold for a reasonable amount of time, and resell later claiming it was a family heirloom.

    But don't actually do any of this because it's illegal and I was only giving ideas that i"m using in a book I'm writing.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Don't kill yourself RisiR. Use your life for something greater than yourself. Like sucking dicks.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I took the computer in a mirror.

    How's everybody doing?

    Update time:

    I've been back for 32 days. Still haven't had a drink. Had some good sex. Thought about smoking crack but didn't.

    All in all it's been good. I don't have a sponsor and don't go to enough AA meetings but that's not stopping me. Thanks!
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Proots and I play Runescape on a daily basis.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    the polish pizza i made was:

    flat bread, ham slice, cheese, ketchup and onions

    flat bread swiss cheese, ketchup and mushrooms

    then you bake it with an underlying griddle of butter till it goldens like my cock when your mom pisses on it
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I've kissed women after giving me head and would not think I would enjoy eating semen.

    Also, fuck the fridge. The best part is that the load is warmer than your mouth.
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