They asked me if I wanna press charges and my attorney told them, yes. They're charging him with battery and I hope I get paid from this
So I go to walmart not to steal, like to get good deals and some lemons. I drink lemon water.
So I'm in the back, puttzin with stuff, Maybe I did have my shirt up and maybe there was some product goin some dodgey places
i was finna purchase that! But not when you makin me all uncomfortable and shit watchin me steal and what not.
ABORT MISSION. Mind you I'm drunk as shit, i'm still a little drunk.
So I'm walkin out, and I'm in a like a racing jacket IDK what you call them. I bought it for my boy whose a mechanic, it's dale earnhardt or his dad or some shit. Anyway, point being it's a tight fitting jacket and I was free ballin eqiuvalent of a shirt.
I'm walkin out, and this kid grabs me by my left arm. Now when I say kid, this boy looks about 16. I grab his arm with my left hand, and use my left hand on his bicep and say "What the fuck you grabbin me for"
We walk up he's sputtering his words. I got a fuckin death grip on his bicwep, squeezing like it getting milked, i'm making him explain tot he CSM that he grabbed me.
We're callin the cops.
We're lockin shit down.
We're shuttin shit up.
He said somethings under my shirt. Now I"m in the front of walmart at 8pm on a friday, half naked, demanding to know what's under my shirt that he stopped me and grabbed me.
Tried calling walmart, was told "Shelly" who doesn't know her last name, doesn't know what her position ("ARe you sure ma'am? Walmart.com said to call and get your name and position, but you don't have a last name or a job title?") simultaneously my attornies callin and shit.
So basically shelly who doesn't havea last name, doesn't know who her manager is, doesn't know when the manager works there, and doesn't know whot he young man who grabbed me is.
*half way through*
"Bitch I told you this shits all recorded, can you stop tripping over your own words, please? You're not making sense."
Then I drove to target.
God Bless my dead.
That plane bot to land, I meet at the hangar
You wanted more rap sonsg, this no banger
Your bitch wanna date, two bills, I bang her
never heard of bundy, interested cuz it's new and I'm a drug addict.
ITT: OP laments the passing of time and now that he's over 18 no one legally has to interact with him
2021-03-26 at 1:04 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
I can't believe this is at 13,000 posts in 45 days
2021-03-26 at 1 PM UTC
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I been turnt
Did a bump, put my 20$ away, he said "Did you grab that 20?" "Yeah that's how I keep it."
It was his fuckin 20 and he just let it go like that. I thought itw as my 20, but then I had an extra 20 at the end of the day.
2021-03-26 at 12:14 PM UTC
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I been turnt
I dont know who Laverne and Sherri is tbh
Were those the fags at the bar with the guy who said heyyyyy all the time?
I don't watch current TV much less old people TV I thinkt hat laverne and sherry think is from TV and the Fonzee or whatever is from Happy Nights or some shit.
It's all really lame to me.
update: I play new leaf on the 3ds and love it
2021-03-25 at 5:51 PM UTC
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Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode
how you guys even get into this in the first place?
i vaguely heared of tthis but this looks like some extra weird shit
Sometimes I think about shooting myself when my utility bills ccome, i could just imagine being poor Hitler
I used to make up dumbass shit to cover my drinking, this is the dumbass shit I would've come up with.
2021-03-25 at 5:19 PM UTC
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I been turnt
I put a hole in a nigga lik e a bagel
n stretch my dope ou tlike a winnebabo
n i don't dirnk that shit that comeo with no label
2021-03-25 at 4:50 PM UTC
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element.io
I'll be in the chat room for the next few houors.
2021-03-25 at 4:45 PM UTC
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I got a new shit box.
you won't be 88 on 4/20 that year
she probably wanted tot get out right meow
2021-03-25 at 4:33 PM UTC
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I been turnt
i wanna go hang out with my boyfriend but he sleeps till like 330pm, ive been tryo stay up later and wake up later to even it out, bu t it's 1130 and I'm tired as shi tand can't sleep anymore
