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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    i'm drinkin ga bottle of delsum tomorrow
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    ur bubblebutt ass wouldn't survive 30 seconds of the pure pleasure pounding i drop in you
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    is the shreded weed cheaper than just getting nugs?

    Here we call that shake
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    this just in

    op sucks dick
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost It would give me less motivation to kill myself. It would be cool to work and get to keep all the money i make



    I have thought about faking my death a few times.





    i'm a shut in so I have no problem not spending money. When I have money i'm usually too busy making it to ever spend it. People at work talk about stuff they buy on sale on the weekends and stuff but I just sit on my money, sit at home and sometimes go chase hookers around and throw the money on the ground so i can look at their ass when they bend over to pick it up.

    What do you do for a living? Why don't you have a girlfriend or like wife or something? If I was you I'd buy an AR15 asap.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice What's your fishing level?

    Not sure. I haven't played in awhile, just really couldn't get back into it.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    i used to masturbate in social studies because I th ought the teacher was attractive

    Looking back it's kinda fucked up i was doing this up until like 10th grade, just jackin under the desk in the back of the room starring at motherfuckers

    can't imagine doin that nowadays but i remember doing it often as a child/youngman
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    also they eat trout and i burned two of their dens down when I was sfishing up north cuz i hate those cock s uckers so mch I also discharged my 9mm, however i did not strike any of them, the fire however did shoo them off and fishing picked up in that creek.

    can't remember if they were otters or that rat thing muskrat or beavers, idk I didn't give a fuck
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I live on a river otter farming community actually. We breed them both commercially and for domestic consumption. They're primary value is derived from the sleek fur that is used to make bestiality themed sexual pariphinalia. The milk is also used by our people to make a variety of cheeses.

    Honestly, when it comes to these guys, I don't know what we'd do with otter'm.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    my friend gave me like a tenth of a dab cart that looks really professionally made (Unlike the clear ones)

    I'm trying to smoke less cigarettes, I'm also smoking shitty weed that's full of seeds that i have a bunch of

    oh and when i reuped i got a free sampler of some HINDU WEED DABS or some shit, i got like half a gram of that on a jar i'm peepin lil toots off of

    i haven't had any tweak in like a month and that's fuckin sadnewsbrad fr i hate cocaine and adderall 20 IRs go for like fuckin 10$ a piece, even 15$.

    I do like 3 of them IRs that's like 45$, fuck outta here. WQhen I was in high school adderall 20s were like 2$ a piece, 30s were a hundred bucks for a script.

    I used to flip them bitches. I remember opening the capsuls of the 30mg or the blue 15s and pouring them beads out and leaving like 1/2 the amount of original beads

    On Odin I had a plastic walmart cup with just a whole bottom of beads when iw as 15 or 16

    I used to sell them to this 1 guatamalan guy who had MONEY MONEY, anmd he'd call me herea nd there all bitchin about how full the bweads were, and im telling him to couont them up and get back to me

    gang gang let these nuts hang

    I really miss when Oxycontons were 25$ a 40mg and then the price trippled and now nobody even wants opanas they just wanna die from heroin
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    one of my exes said we had a really good sex life

    I said "I know, I'm good at sex."

    I'm sure most of you remember my bike accident i got into a couple years ago that ended up cuasing my hyperpenile enlargement. My insurance covers it, but honestly other than light headedness and 3000 followers on Grindr i don't feel like it changes my life negatively.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    i also don't talk to, know, or interact with any women except my mom and my roommate

    I would like to have sex with my roommate but she doesn't want to have sex with me

    I wouldn't really wanna have sex with me either tbh.

    SIKE i'mma go have sex with myself in like ten minutes.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sophie I appreciate the sentiment and while it is true that i have a beautiful personality i'm afraid i'm gonna have to pass on this one. Lol, 'you have a beautiful personality' sounds like something you'd say to an unattractive girl that you're trying to be nice to.

    Unless being attracted to, or generally interested in women is beyond the scope of your lived experience. I'm not sure ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

    I've dated women and been engaged to the little mexican girl i was with for six years. I came out as a homosexual two years ago.

    I dated a tranny like two years ago for awhile until she broke my bradleyb's big heart.

    Now I mostly just have gay sex. I have 1 guy i've been seeing for a long time (6 days) after the latino dude i was seeing was scared after i slapped him repeatedly during sex.

    He was kinda chubby too. New guy is friend from when i was in school, skinny, feminine, loves me slapping him. I hope we can start dating super soon, if we do, I"ll upload a photo and show everyone how gay i am.

    God bless most of you
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Sometimes I miss Malice.

    I read his autopsy paperwork every couple months.

    Feelsbadman.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sophie We'll give it to you anyway. And there is nothing you can do to stop us.

    Sometimes I wonder what you look like and want you to know I will fuck you as hard as I can because of your personality.

    Unless you're really fat, tbh, I imagine you being like a 110lb elf man.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Hi, sorry i needed my drugs ingested.

    On a serious note, credit isn't good and is akin to slavery.

    File bankruptcy and stop taking out loans and lines of credit.

    my plug owes me 850.

    I make like 850 a month on paper.

    You feel me?

    Keep it 100 with youtselfg and don't purcvhase shit you can't buy outright, cut expenses, you don't need to eat, do cheaper drugs, fuck college and fuck you. Save upa nest egg and then THEN consider taking out some form of debt like a mortgage when you have 10, 20 or even 50% (mny personal home owning goal is to put about 50% of 60,000USD up for like 5 or 6 acres with a cabin near a waterway (i fish)

    So stop being gay, and get your shit together bro. No one will want to make a nest with you when you don't have a fuckin nest.

    HMU if you want help or to talk about your future moves, I'd like to see you better off and out of debt, and not owned by a monetary digit.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    i don't think candyrein is a good poster based ont he repeated nonsensical nature of her posts and the only reason any of you do is because she's masqaerading as a woman, might be a real one, I'd like her less if she was.

    Only bitches we need here at transvestites and Bill Krozby.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I like Aldra and Ghost because I identify with their lives, aspirations, morals, and sexuality.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Move out of the country and kill yourself to get out of debt.

    I do it every 7 years.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Literally Bill Krozby is awarded two points for being

    Male
    White

    /10
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