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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Ihyperventilated before I fought this man today outside the gas station.

    I am wearing camo pants and a dress shirt.

    He says "You goin hunting?"

    (We live very far away from any hunting and it's not season)

    "What's goood man? You hunt?"

    'Nah i'm noot a fag-aug-------"

    It souonded like a prolonged ahhhhhhhhhh message,

    Which was weird cuz I slapped him once

    He immediatly went into the gas station and theey said "What did you say to him?"

    "I didn't say any *drowned oout*"

    "HE CALLED ME A FAGGOT AND SLAPPEED MEE"

    i grabbed him again and said "Do yu want too press charges?"

    'i'm calling the cops'

    so i slapped him again as hard as I could (his right side waas already bright red)

    the gas station lady toold him to walk to the coourt house (six blocks away) and tell them.

    river dap gang

    rdgl
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Totse&2001, commonly called 2k1
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Me:

    BradleyB
    Born in 93
    6'1
    165-195lb
    Knife Fighter (42-7-1)
    Fist Fighter (172-64-22)
    Gun Fighter (13-0-0)

    I makee 920 on paper and about 920 off.

    Want 1 room, prefereably my own bathroom, I"ll leave you alone and kill anyoe who runs you up.

    I will pay 450$ a month.

    What's goood.

    Only weirdos.
    Edit: Quick Mix Ready has caused me to explain, like no old fat dudes that wanna fuck me. I'm not goonna wanna do it then, I don't wanna do it now.I will not do it in the train, I will not partciipate in da train.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready i found a shiny oyster shell today. it doesnt make a good whistle though. all it made was a wazpberry thound
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    nigga im the least autistic person around heere, dn't austistics not able to like socially interact/

    I hate people while simultaneously making money off people.

    WHoo'd have thought? Can see you never had a job.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Sharper minds are normally found at the NYSE, Harvard, With Whales.

    Quick Mix Ready is not mentally unhinged and is a valuable, albeit variegating value, asset of our community.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Yu can start by getting me back into our Discord.

    I want to learn but i'm not Fonaplats trying to suck you off or Kev trying to mak you fall in love with me.

    I"ll cut you in at 1/3 for the first ten years if you teach me right.

    Yu aint never tried to teach anyone real
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    if i smash open adult mammalian brains (Deer, most likey, can include coyote, duck, squirrel, cow, grouse/pheasant, probably can get you bear pieces too), you trying to shoppe?

    Is this illegal? I will charge you 1/3 of lowest rate of any of it
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    ^ This iswhat it looks like when people insult me on here. We got a guy blocking the insults, me doing the John Cena can you smell what the Rock is making for summer

    type shit
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Do you like negros because ofo their dark skin? The big pipe? The "Nigger" tendencies?


    I have the last two. But lady you can hook it up with a place to live lmk.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    i consider myself a prominent user on this site, i havee messaged Lann0rz four times, 1 reply asking for a dick pic and he said "A sprite bottle only, get real."
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    we know
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    also wariat, i dont' look at any of your vids, pictures, any of that shit, i just look at the text
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    retarded ^
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by blaster master Here's old woofie taking a bite out of crime.



    11:30 i watcheed till till they said I was burning my brain
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    we don't speak polish and ahve no idea what pole your polishing
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    nigga tried to take a bite outta crime, then i chipped that niggas toof
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    let your daughter know i'm gonna tunneel her too.

    Do you know if any of yoour daughters have only been with white men? Can you ask?
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready is he Doug''s son? I actually met him once at Bimbos. He was a local San Francisco Comedian and on the local Alex Bennit show decades back with people like Dana Gould and Bobcat Goldwaith ( I think grew up in the bay area)

    a lot of these guys like Dana Gould are from Boston or some shit. I should go to Boston and watch a comedy show sometime.

    But yeah, Tom Kenny is a funny dude for sure.

    My life has been to hectic to do open mic again. also would love to have sound room where no one can hear me and just keep practice cartoon voices. someone in our class got on the SAG Aftra or whatever union and does voiceover. In Spanish I think.


    my life is prolly over with. nothing can make me happy. im gonna buy some property, build a small hut on it and then dig a tunnel under it and become a mole person and live off of mushrooms and rodents.

    I have studied extensively thee Tunneling system used by the VietKong, New Mexico would be perfect for this.

    I guarantee in sandstone my tunnels will survive two years, in rock or with less water, longer.

    I want to have sex with your daughter and in return I will build you a tunnel system, by myself, all I need is tunnel spanneers (1 per 3-5 feet depending on softness of earth)

    LMK
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