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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby and not speaking chinese or at least trying makes sure that the locals will try to rip you off, don't be stupid eurotrash, its not like you have any friends to go with you to china so you might as well be nice to the locals

    That part was entirely a joke bud. I talk really softly when I talk to brown people i hope to be kind or do business with, i nod and smile the whole time, this works even with people you don't know the language of. Yes. Happiness. Smile. Nod. If it takes twice as long, OK we're not having fun, but we're making work fun, friend.

    I have fam in Gambia Western Africa, so I understand how to get through most language barriers with kindness, gifts, and most importantly I always bring the hoes something my mom made for us to share.

  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by livingelegy I fucked the literal dirt once. I stuck my dick in the earth and humped as a pain fetish thing.

    I've considered doing this for spiritual reasons in spring and impregnating the mother goddess.

    I"m really happy now that I saw this post OP

    I thought I was theo nonly who ever had thoughts like that, but you did it.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    love
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Jyust got back from the gym, I'm fuckin fallin out bro


    I started talkin to this dude trying to listen to mjusic on a peddlebike

    I ask him if ican come with,

    bike pedlaing sucks ass (maybe the headphonesa nd old age help)


    so I did shoulders
    3 sets T Grips
    Latterall reverse flies

    reverse flies

    latteral and frontal raises

    Got an enerection at one point, pretended I didn't notice it, everyone else did 9I don't wear underpants and am wearing silky basketball shorts and a wife beater_

    No ones pleased


    WElcome to Anytime Fitness

    Sometimes I fart by that alarm thing and hope it goes off, it doesn't.


    My workout partner said Im lucky I'm not ugly.

    I said I must not be very lucky then either.

    Photo of me preshower trippin fuckin balllllz space niggers. Go get you some bundy.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    There wasn't but now i have an orange and blue pulsation going on

    Brb.

    Im trying to use the gigantic tablet to post on here but it's a straight up peace of sit
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    BradleyB and the B stand for a bunch of bundy
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I can't wait to cough on people and sneeze on railinlgs and shit. Those were the days.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    i bet you just suck on em till you obtain the liquid left over
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    LSD or Amphetamine (all forms)

    Marijauana OK but way less cool now that's legal and everyone is doing it.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    waters free to make piss at most walmarts
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    132 bags 1 pound, but you can get away with like 30 if you put a pound of piss in one of them
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Kevin gates is an anus tasting weirdo who is overrated as a musician, rapper, and gangster

    I don't need to borrow any money, title was just to brin attention to this thread.

    let's figure out some alternative ways to come up

    Those bags at walmart, unused are worth 4 cents a pound, youc an grab as many as you want.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    vietnoob
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    can i call §m£ÂgØL
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Well aren't you just the cutest.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    buy more weapons, like cool ones
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    ill take some pics real quick
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Starting this thread off sober, I have dab cart, 5Fl Ounces of Delsym cough syrup appears;

    @30mg bundy per 5ml, 148ml is 30 doses (30mg ea) for 900mg bundy

    Now I also have OK weed (Two strains), shitty weed (Grown outside by a retard) and a dab cart.

    WIll probbably do .1-.2 of soft while I wait.

    I also have the staples of cigarettes and water.

    Not drinking alcohol.

    Wanna get fucked up wtih me?





    Packaging is all fucked up cuz i get them in 4 packs LOL

    HMU




    mercedes benz c63 amg 0 60


    accord coupe 0 60

    One of those should work
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    money down the drains
    dog food in her veins
    Cuz i'm the one whose serving her
    I'm the one to blame

    Crack cocaine, got my boy losin weight
    Used to be the plug, now he's just a snake
    snortin his life away, a couple gs a day
    He so small he blew away.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Hi everyone, bout to drink ab ottle of cough syrup and go bundyin

    Miss me with ur gay shit fr
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