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2021-05-08 at 11:05 AM UTC in Smell hung thinks he's mentalimagine gtting a gun pulled on you and you gotta remind thee dumb fucker the revolver is eempty so hee pistol whips you to unconscioous
^ i was accused of this at 13, my mom said "where is a child gonna get a revolver?" then asked me when they left if I actually did it -
2021-05-08 at 11:01 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....what shoould i buy my mom for mother's day?
Beer and somee flowers and a card? -
2021-05-08 at 11 AM UTC in How do I get over my addiction to wanting to help people?
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2021-05-08 at 10:59 AM UTC in How do I get over my addiction to wanting to help people?
spend your free time getting ahead instead
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2021-05-08 at 10:59 AM UTC in How do I get over my addiction to wanting to help people?stop being a dick and post ag uide to moony, moony, money to enesure your legacy and heelp the masses.
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2021-05-08 at 10:57 AM UTC in I hate black peoplei like when ugly (due to skin coloration) middle age women try to spit game at me.
I think i'mma start hollaring at bitches that are trying to fill up gas.
GOD I WOOULD LOVE TO HAVE ANOTHEER FAT BITCH WHO PUMPS HER OWN GAS WHILE I LOOK AT BONSAI VIDEOS ON HER PHONE -
2021-05-08 at 10:56 AM UTC in I hate black peopleI don't mind black folks
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2021-05-08 at 10:53 AM UTC in Better Dying Through Chemistry
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2021-05-08 at 10:52 AM UTC in Better Dying Through ChemistryYou take a weapon, you find that unhittable eneemy you've always hated, you tell him, bygones be bygones, lete's burn a beezy and talk aboout somee money nigga
when he rooll up, hand him the half burned blunt, tell him there's a doozen rolleed upstairs, as soon as you have the doorway closed, discharge.
Go find his fucking mom and children next.
If anyone contests your trajectory, discharge at them and start sprinting to your targete.
You guarantee your enemy is dead and proobably get to murk whatever life he had created.
Don't be a pussy.
edit: Don't doo this. -
2021-05-08 at 10:48 AM UTC in Would You Get Vaccinated For Free Beer?i"d fuck HTS if she had 0 vaccines, a cold sore, and no pants in the room
I'm gonna yell 'TOTSE" and "zoklet" whn i bust.
I mispronounce it as Tote-C & zoke -let
can't think of a way i can mispronounce nigrims in space i will
Alsoo I foorwarded this free beer thing to my mom. -
2021-05-08 at 10:44 AM UTC in look at my lunch right nowcut it in half and takea photo of the insides, this literally looks like a foiley, a torotilla, wrapped around SHIT, and two cups of fermented milk
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2021-05-08 at 10:43 AM UTC in Vaccine symptom discussion threadITT: Eveeryone thinks they'r'e a dumbfuck foor disagreeing with them sbout shit none oof yoou can prove.
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2021-05-08 at 10:40 AM UTC in look at my lunch right nowTwo cups of sour cream? why not just get boiled chickeen and no sppice eand not be obese
did u ever see my polish pizza thread from 2014 on zoklet? -
2021-05-08 at 10:34 AM UTC in Yarr there be a funeral today.Not sure where the pirate part came in, much like a dressing room I'm feeling myself. Theere's a lot of rumoours going around (Moost ofo which I created)
One sec I have to switch computeers cuz this keybooard fucked.
2pm https://twoseven.xyz/QlTWtZ4KGL Concludes at 2am
Bring your own liquor. Kr0zd0gs will be available.
Ok, so I've been to three funerals o far. All three were when i was a child. This is my funeral thus far as an adult.
i did NOT tell Bill Krozby's father about our e funeral.
I will NOT be showing up as the ghost of Bill Krozby
I will be playing his media, might hold a photo i print off of our dead friend, I will be drinking for the next 8 1/2 hours in preparation
if I should get arrested/die/pass out, we will have a secondary
I am getting so fucking drunk today it's unreal
Open to suggestions over what typa liquor i should get, 8am they start selling.
I got money.
Finessed the plug and got some half priced ounces of bud. Saved like a stack bulk niggas.
I finessed the plug, I got extra drugs.
I thought yoou fuck with me bradley, where thee love.
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2021-05-08 at 10:24 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentmy really fat ex texted me a photo oof that girl who got out thee joint that rejected me
I guess they were hangin'
One of my plugs told me to go fuck myself cuz he raised the price, soo I told him I'm good. So then he loweered the price (below what it was originally) so I said ya cool
now dude bitchin saying half the money is fake.
Does that even remotely sound like something I would do too someone who inconvenienced me?
i said call the cops then pussy -
2021-05-08 at 10:13 AM UTC in totse crawler by waybackmachine before archive owned waybackinstead of larping as a 90's computer whiz why don't you make our community great by producing content on this site
rather than worshipping at a defunct tempple -
2021-05-08 at 1:29 AM UTC in I pried open a locked glass sliding door with a screwdriver and some muscle...
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2021-05-08 at 1:26 AM UTC in I pried open a locked glass sliding door with a screwdriver and some muscle...well bro that's the eaisest thing int he world, you're literally shoving (any) an insert and wedging your fulcruming force boottoom low and pull up.
These things are so easy to get through that they know the glass isn't the weakpont, it's the hinge system
For 99.99 I will teach you how to shiimmy the hingey out for you to better rape grandmothers.
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2021-05-08 at 1:12 AM UTC in Update on Operation Heads-Upi wish i had some adderall or methamphetakroozene (?, it'd be z-ene removing HTS' Hyphenman)
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2021-05-08 at 1:11 AM UTC in Update on Operation Heads-Up>apparently (though not completley ruled out)
so was it apparent or not?