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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    imagine gtting a gun pulled on you and you gotta remind thee dumb fucker the revolver is eempty so hee pistol whips you to unconscioous

    ^ i was accused of this at 13, my mom said "where is a child gonna get a revolver?" then asked me when they left if I actually did it
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    what shoould i buy my mom for mother's day?

    Beer and somee flowers and a card?
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ajax If you offer advice to people who don’t ask for it, you’ll be met with resistance. Participate in communities where people ask for that type of advice. That’s what I do.

    link?

    Don't send me to wallstreetgamestonkbets.com
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    spend your free time getting ahead instead

    How? (Without selling)
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    stop being a dick and post ag uide to moony, moony, money to enesure your legacy and heelp the masses.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i like when ugly (due to skin coloration) middle age women try to spit game at me.

    I think i'mma start hollaring at bitches that are trying to fill up gas.

    GOD I WOOULD LOVE TO HAVE ANOTHEER FAT BITCH WHO PUMPS HER OWN GAS WHILE I LOOK AT BONSAI VIDEOS ON HER PHONE
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't mind black folks
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Hanoi Jane had a small part of the film of the same name-kek

    i bet u have a rally small part.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    You take a weapon, you find that unhittable eneemy you've always hated, you tell him, bygones be bygones, lete's burn a beezy and talk aboout somee money nigga

    when he rooll up, hand him the half burned blunt, tell him there's a doozen rolleed upstairs, as soon as you have the doorway closed, discharge.

    Go find his fucking mom and children next.

    If anyone contests your trajectory, discharge at them and start sprinting to your targete.

    You guarantee your enemy is dead and proobably get to murk whatever life he had created.

    Don't be a pussy.

    edit: Don't doo this.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    i"d fuck HTS if she had 0 vaccines, a cold sore, and no pants in the room

    I'm gonna yell 'TOTSE" and "zoklet" whn i bust.

    I mispronounce it as Tote-C & zoke -let

    can't think of a way i can mispronounce nigrims in space i will

    Alsoo I foorwarded this free beer thing to my mom.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    cut it in half and takea photo of the insides, this literally looks like a foiley, a torotilla, wrapped around SHIT, and two cups of fermented milk

    yum
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    ITT: Eveeryone thinks they'r'e a dumbfuck foor disagreeing with them sbout shit none oof yoou can prove.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Two cups of sour cream? why not just get boiled chickeen and no sppice eand not be obese

    did u ever see my polish pizza thread from 2014 on zoklet?
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Not sure where the pirate part came in, much like a dressing room I'm feeling myself. Theere's a lot of rumoours going around (Moost ofo which I created)

    One sec I have to switch computeers cuz this keybooard fucked.

    2pm https://twoseven.xyz/QlTWtZ4KGL Concludes at 2am

    Bring your own liquor. Kr0zd0gs will be available.

    Ok, so I've been to three funerals o far. All three were when i was a child. This is my funeral thus far as an adult.

    i did NOT tell Bill Krozby's father about our e funeral.
    I will NOT be showing up as the ghost of Bill Krozby
    I will be playing his media, might hold a photo i print off of our dead friend, I will be drinking for the next 8 1/2 hours in preparation

    if I should get arrested/die/pass out, we will have a secondary

    I am getting so fucking drunk today it's unreal

    Open to suggestions over what typa liquor i should get, 8am they start selling.

    I got money.

    Finessed the plug and got some half priced ounces of bud. Saved like a stack bulk niggas.



    I finessed the plug, I got extra drugs.
    I thought yoou fuck with me bradley, where thee love.

  15. Bradley Florida Man
    my really fat ex texted me a photo oof that girl who got out thee joint that rejected me

    I guess they were hangin'

    One of my plugs told me to go fuck myself cuz he raised the price, soo I told him I'm good. So then he loweered the price (below what it was originally) so I said ya cool

    now dude bitchin saying half the money is fake.

    Does that even remotely sound like something I would do too someone who inconvenienced me?

    i said call the cops then pussy
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    instead of larping as a 90's computer whiz why don't you make our community great by producing content on this site

    rather than worshipping at a defunct tempple
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    how do you understand chemistry to the level you doo but you don't understad nigga, we can run this moneey up

  18. Bradley Florida Man
    well bro that's the eaisest thing int he world, you're literally shoving (any) an insert and wedging your fulcruming force boottoom low and pull up.

    These things are so easy to get through that they know the glass isn't the weakpont, it's the hinge system

    For 99.99 I will teach you how to shiimmy the hingey out for you to better rape grandmothers.

  19. Bradley Florida Man
    i wish i had some adderall or methamphetakroozene (?, it'd be z-ene removing HTS' Hyphenman)


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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    >apparently (though not completley ruled out)

    so was it apparent or not?
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