It's gonna go on my government card they said.
Just like last time.
THey said they would make it right.
I almost voted for joe biden. 1400$ we were promised.
what the fuck.
where's my money.
My roommate and ot her people who have gainful emplomynet and work hard to keep up the econony already receive money why they get it first?
i'm the broke retarded nigga strugglin
Niggas act like i'mma be cool getting the last slice of pizza at the pizza party cuz i'm more fucked up than t he black kid type shit
Fuck all of you
Unless you didn't get your stimulus check yet either, I will pray for you.
If you don't live in America, I'm 100% your life is better or worse than mine.
and that's da truf
2021-04-01 at 5:30 PM UTC
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RIP Sploo
Weird^ lol
RIP Splooo. I never seen anyone take a worse speedball than the one that put him on the ekg machine when h e was 15 that got us all excited and shit
a dumb soldier, but you were a great soldier son, God bless our Dead. Unless you don't believe in god, Then May Malice bless our dead with his micro weiner.
Thanks for shopping!
I MADE THE river rice in the microwave for 19 minutes
THESE BITCHES WOULD LOVE TO EAT AT BIG BRADLEYS BIG CAWK GIVEAWAY
1$ chicken rice tortillas from Wal-Mart, free qdoba hot sauce. Get PAID NIGGAS
2021-04-01 at 4:53 PM UTC
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Duke Nukem 3D Speed Running
ya im not doing 30 minutes
you're autism shined brightest wheen after watching the entirity you said "Yep that's 4" and turned the camera off
2021-04-01 at 4:48 PM UTC
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Duke Nukem 3D Speed Running
how come you don't have to repeatedly say you don't own duke nukem but if i rap on a tupac beat he comes back from the dead to tell youtube to flag it for copywrite infringement?
2021-04-01 at 4:46 PM UTC
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Duke Nukem 3D Speed Running
dude i got to the 2 minute mark, i had a tub of popcorn, my wife called into work, we were doing movie night, and we just really really really couldn't tget into it, but i do like you and you have reached out to me to help with my alcoholism and motivate me to not tbe a piece of shit alcoholic that I will watch 100% of the first video and 100% of the second, my nigga
I support you
It's sooooooooooooooooooooo great to hear it!
2021-04-01 at 4:06 PM UTC
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Chauvin is beyond fucked
data post a timestamped photo of the merceedes key or you're on straight bullshit, write niggas and a mercedes key, you have 1 hour (from whenever ur reading this)
Clocks tickin
decided not to get drunk because im trying to not be my mom
almost forgot why i came here, i decided imma get drunk with my roommmate and idk i kinda wanna have sex with her and when she said she was staying home from work cuz she didn't feel well i asked her if she wanted me to get a bottle of tequila to "sweat it out of us"
Welcome to wisconsin folks, she said yes.
I told her lady, you aint gotta keep asking me ten different ways, twistin my arm and shit, knowin it's the first of the month and im tryna ball out.
"Brad, i'm literally just waking up, this is all your idea."
"WHAT A BRAD IDEA"
killin it
beena bout 28 hours, i stayed up all night doin blow with my friend while we watched horriblevideos, I relaly like that pretty much the only 4k/HD/1080i came from ISIS, what a bunch of bloodthirsty interesting dumbfucks those jihadis were
nawwwwww mean nigga?
1. How did your friend notice the chomos right away?
Sent him the link to a couple different threads, one of which is the japanese tourism thing, he's the other white guy im friends with that likes dickin down brown bitches as a duty.
2. My friend went to Cambodia and said it was scummier than Thailand. He put his debit card in a machine in Cambodia and his bank account got drained and he had to wait 2 weeks to get the money back.
I am probably one of the scummier elements in any diversified population, I chose Cambodia because of my love of the song "Smoke Weed- Khmer Kid" i used to watch when I was like 13 on youtube over and over again, & because it's an asian country & third reason, the poorest that seemed stable with 1 primary city that you use to diversify your bearings from.
Also I think they're people are the most beautiful and their language the least andreanalin inducing (Tuk TUk TUk TUk noises really fast freak me the fuck out when some asians argue). Obviously the language is better the farther east (Purer, think North for Us (Whites) well in asia it's the closer you are the sun, the better of a person you are, with Japan at the peak.
That's why I picked cambodia, space nigga.
3. Why are you circumcised?
I thought everyone was until I asked my mom when I was 5 why it looked like that, she said ther ewas a snip. I don't know why they did it. I don't hold it against them though (But i will if they're attractive) Truthfully, I have only ever seen 1 uncircumsized penis (I swear on Odin my god) and it was with that latino guy two weeks ago I just met. IDK seems weird to have like your dick in a casing all day. But that's cuz mine doesn't have a casing, it just head out hanging, alll dayyyyy
4. Why the fuck are you circumcised?
.
5. What's the measurement
20 ounce sprite bottle is like 11 inches/30cm,
6. In China they say "dear teacher" Maybe if you take them on hunting trips they'll call you "dear hunter" hardy har har
No thanks. I don't want to hang out with my students outside of class. I have my own life and so do they.
7. If you're goin to teach English you don't really need to learn much before you get there and just immerse yourself in it and you'll pick it up
I'm hoping to find successful ladyboy who run brothel and do accounting and english speaking work for her to accept more customers to our Hostel.
8. Do you exclusively jack off to gay porn? That would be murder on the senses
No. The only exclusivity i have when it comes to porn is there must be a white penis involved, otherwise I can't imagine me bewing the one doing it, and if my weiner isn't involved, then that isn't sex to me (Or at least sex that I'm trying to have)
9. I can see yoy being hard into lady boys. The border between Thailand and canadabodia is pretty porous you should bebable to get across on one of those shitty little 250cc bikes.
YOu can rent those bikes for about 40-60USD a month, no drivers license is needed to operatethem, they're extremely dangerous. Also lady boys are as common in London as they are in Milwaukee as they are in Nom Pen
10. Good luck,I hope you do this although you won't
go fuckyourself too bro
Thanks rude ass dollar store general lookin ass dudue
whose scrawny?
Octavian does, remember he has the Habsburg lineage.
Do yall got lil dicks or somethin let's be real? Do you think you're THAT ugly?
