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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    you aint been to the joint yet, it'l be your name soon
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost no but I want to

    You ever ate a hotdog and just been like "Damn this would taste so much better if I had a tweaker holding the back of my head and the dog for me"

    Cuz I can help
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    ya i like thee term chomo a lot better
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    im kinda drunk and put thee wrong answer, i meant to say no.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Excellent, I ate so much ysterday when i shit at the gym today, it kinda hurt.

    but im happpieer
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    fat girls making 8$ an hour at the gas station are such low hanging fruit, i am literally a bored nigger just having sex with what's available within 500 feet of where i wake up
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    ghost u wanna talk? I"m kinda bored and geteting drunk, if u come wariat is welcome too

    both fat girls at my gas staiton are hitting on me since i shaved, 1 has a bunch of meth scabs and is taller than me (approoximately oovere 2 meters, i am 6'1) and the otoher shorter fatter one with HUGE tittiees and no ass wasn't working

    I didn' twant t ohave sex with her when i first meet, but now i think i will this summeer[


    I just hope I don't fall in love with a rally fat slam pig
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    ill make fun of you as much as you'd like, do you have a webcam? That'll help a lot
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    if he's not takin the free account it's because he's already here

    we basically made fun of him and explained how it's obvious which alt is his, maybe he used all of our advice at once and now you're the §m£ÂgØL alt
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    i never knew
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Do kids cry when u cheat ever or can u not hear them?
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai Is there such a thing as a mysterious disappearance on a cruise ship? I think it's pretty obvious where they disappeared to, if not exactly how. It's not like angels called them up to heaven or UFOs abducted them. They're in the ocean. They fell overboard.

    Umm HTS, they could be drugged and kept in a passengers room, they could've been ferried out (Not by an angel, but by a literal ferry/skif), obviously there's always the disappearance kidnappings due to Pirates of the Caribbean and then there's the basement/bilge/hold/steerage where a body presumably could be placed with ease and kept for long periods of time.

    They also often function with some level of a broiler room, which would crispen the body.

    The goal would be to have everyone look in the ocean while you remove the body from the ship

    or pro tip, push them overboard into the ocean
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    A 468 computer for less than 420? IDK why everyone's making fun of you, sounds like you almost saved fifty dollars.

    That being said, would you describe why a DOS specific computer is preferential to say just having an emulator on your computer

    Are you planning on playing oregon trial and having a screen saver?

    I was born in 1793, so i'm a little young, but is there an explanation why the screen needed to be "Saved" with a moving image instead of just blacking out like a 14 year old at a rave?

    Thanks for your insight into this,

    I am genuinely curioius. If I find old computers, how will I know where da gold at?
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Right hand?

    Wrong hand.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    100$ and no i'll back out, i never tried before and i'm really nervous about weird sexual things like prostitutiuon
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Soim old as fuck but im drunk on a week night and i we t to a park with this chick n let her spit in my mouh and sucked on her boob and then she cried about her dead brother and it make my perpee soft.

    I would almost me embarassed that his is my life but i literally have no shame left so its like ehhhh it is what it is

    why did you sucking on her boob remind her of her dead brother so vividly?
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    i had no idea your were captain falcon i really liked you as a user and remember not too long ago defending ur paki family wealth. No idea you were still here, well met.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost Hey fuck you. I will take the rat face

    https://dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Rat/Lucy

    Yeah I cheat in minecraft, you think I give a fuck? All I gotta do is press "k" to turn on killaura and you can't win YOU CANT WIN MAN

    I'll take the ban too

    but i refuse to admit being attracted to a transgender instantly transforms a lifetime of hetereosexuality into SAME SEX attraction when trannies spend all of their effort to look like the OPPOSITE SEX it just doesn't make sense and I could never date a guy, i need TITS so i'm not bisexual either

    I am so woke and ahead of the curve that even the kinsey scale is outdated when trying to describe my sexuality. Only incidental homosexual? But she has boobs!


    You ever suck a dick?
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    is a nonce like a pedophile or ike a dunce
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Now you're an ugly adult.

    gonna try to get molexted again one of these day.
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