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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    nevermind about 11am, we'll plan for Saturday 11am sorry about that everyone.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    sorry i wasn't in the show last Wednesday

    I went to the ER on Tuesday night.

    It was shitty.

    Friday 11am Central.
  3. Bradley Florida Man


    Long hair or no hair - lol no
    Probably dyed black - lol srsly no
    Goatees common - yeah i rock one
    Odinist and Satanist - nope, not bradleyOdinlovinB
    Leather jacket a must - I owned one when i was 13 for about a week and it was maroon, then I decided not to shoot up my school
    Never enough spikes - nope, not at all
    Possibly right wing and/or racist - Yes
    Boots, the bigger the better - I wear small black steel toed boots or Dr. Comfort arthritis shoes, normally the latter.
    Facial piercings - no piercings
    jedielry galore - Just rings
    All black all the time - I'm typign this naked
    Drinks little, smokes profusely - I drink more than I smoke.
    Usually on the skinny side - I guess yes, brad (Thanks mmm questions)
    No smiling, no moshing, no fun allowed - nope

    so i got I'm a racist with a goatee that isn't over weight.

    Yeah great comparison buddy.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    feelin a little jelly tbh
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Sounded like a kid learning to playing guitar, to be honest.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    spectral how come you never come into tinychat with your old ass, you'd be a delight to get to know better even though I've always suspected you harbor a deep hatred despite my love, devotion and consist conversation creating threads about myself.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    that's what confused us, just saying
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    we thought you were a really ugly woman at first, my bad.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    you can always come into tinychat if you really really lonely
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    where do i download a notepad
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    how loud is the snap on a .177?
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Just regular Iams will work for this in a small bucket?
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Two things I've been thinking about:

    Bait those motherfuckers into the bird feeder and hit them with:

    http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-Torpedo/dp/B00FSVJN7C%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJJY2YKHHLJKYIBNA%26tag%3Dslk03b1-20%26linkCode%3bundy2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB00FSVJN7C



    But this fucker made a crossbow out of mouse traps:



    Idk if German mouse traps are stronger but this would be nice for me.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I have trained with most hunting types of guns, cheap japenese swords, a well made dirk, pistols, throwing axes. Lotta shit.

    But I never owned a bow. I have arthritis so i can't do the pull weight and hold it. Haha if you want, but it is what it is.

    Wondering what kinda weapon can be made at home that's a projectile.

    Fubi was bitching at me for these birds that live in a vent where my range has it's exit port, I'm on the second story and you know what. That angry little brit was right those birds do need what's coming to them.

    I'm a felon (off parole, so I can own any non gunpowder weapon) so I can't borrow a .22 from a buddy and just start shooting them till they get the picture. PLus I'm not really in the mood to shoot into my mom's house and have her find the bullet holes.

    I'd take a .22 air rifle but tbh my neighbors would call the cops if I discharged a full length rifle at some random ass fucking birds when I'm drunk at 10 in the morning. Probably wouldn't, cuz they'd know it wouldn't end there and I'd figure out it was them, but I don't wanna really fuck with it.

    So what can I make with a budget of oh lets be realistic 20$ at the wal mart.

    Keep in mind I have arthritis but I know how to make Crossbow cockers if I need to.

    No Zipguns,

    inb4 Put a Bird Feeder somewhere else or some retarded ass shit.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    They make me hit in my pin every time i use my debit card to buy 2.84$ worth of beer. Shits ridiculous.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I liked v4 a little better too.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I hate k2 but it's my favorite drug. I dont go down and buy any of it cuz I know the first will not end with 1 bag, ill be back down there tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. Easier just to say fuck it.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Tuesday (7/28), 11am Central www.tinychat.com/tinybltc
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    If you want to have a cook along this is what you need.

    Potatos: Get the big fatty ones, rinse that shit unless you want to eat dirt.
    Salsa: If you're too poor to buy salsa just hit up the taco bell and take all their fire & verde sauce, mix together for win.
    Cheese: Buy cheddar, you want cheddar.
    Meat: IDGAF what kinda meat you use, just cook that shit done before hand. I'm not waiting for you to simmer it. I'm already going to have bacon I precooked.
    Sour Cream: Totally optional.

    Butter/Milk (You're making mashed potatos with the empties from the inside of the potato, or give that shit to your dog, up to you)

    We're making something like this, it'll look a lot shittier and it wont' have the basil on top (I think that's basil) but it'll be tasty af.

    Bring your own BBQ sauce for max results.

  20. Bradley Florida Man
    You've still never mentioned what it is you do for a living. And yes, as long as I am depressed and not taking medication, I will probably remain "poor." That's how it works, and I've never denied that. We don't all have our shit together while surrounded by fat stacks like you, John Smith.


    He collects SSI.

    He uploaded a picture of the deposit screen a long time ago to prove he had money for a give away or something like that.

    Grats on the 700, don't forget about WU Semisazas ilke 8$ so he can get his heroin.
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