and yes i do like to use cock rings to hold myself at max extension for long periods of time.
i bought a dildo that's the exact dimensions of my dick, kinda a great value.
I was skeptical of a site offering combined coupons, 25$ off any order 50 or more, 50% off, 50% off, free shipping on 50$+ orders.
I got a dildo the exact size of my dick (I curve to the left this curves up) for 8.40$ with free shipping to my house.
folks this is a 36$ dildo i wanted because of it's dimensions & the fact is has relatively small balls (Grapes) (I do as well) Which on a smaller cocked individual would be preportional, but on a larger dong kinda looks like I got small nuts.
haven't used it for anythinug aside from sticking it on my friends tailgate when he went to work lol, he goes on the freeway so the good suction is clear.
Not going to shove it in my ass, but it'll be in at least 3 or 4 asses before someone steals it from me/boofs it.
I write down all old people's info on a paper plate then put it as their second to bottom plate in the kitchen stack. They'll never lose it
people be surprised what i got time for
Had a dream my friend made me black to try out and when I immediately wanted to be white again he said haha Nigger and walked away
Folks I felt discrimination and hatred like I neve have felt b4
I was 19 and BELIEVED I was poisoned cuz I don't take benzos
I need a safety friend cuz one time I took a Xanax bar and passed out at sublime. Ididn't have a concert ticket but ended up in the 3rd row snoozin
Would you be interested in going to Summerfest with me in Milwaukee
I bet your house smells like a crematorium
2022-04-09 at 2:03 AM UTC
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Jéws are white
People find it peculiar that I'm anti racist but vehemently anti Semitic, some Muslims agree but most think im racist
2022-04-09 at 2:02 AM UTC
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what u having for supper?
Vodka and bang energy drinks
I can't do expert.
I can suck my own dick but the Buddha told me not to the first time I was able to.
I have been doing yoga for about 6 years, still on intermediate.
I thought about teaching very slow yoga for old people and call it Oldga focusing on retaining mobility at any age for any person even if immobile
I'm the vanilla gorilla mom
No colored people at the local drinking halls. Wish they still had negro bars
